It's because the park manager is a ski racer, the park leads have never worked in a terrain park before, and the crew just smokes weed all day long.
"Americans play real sports, we dont try to be the best at exercising."
-Duane Pruuel about soccer.
Kill as many whitetailed deer as you can, they prance around like they're the fucking shit. -Kasper**
Dying is an inherent risk of living. It's best for everyone to come to terms with that before strapping in....or crossing the street.