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Email this to everyone you kno w,,... cheers,
how ya'll, doing ,
i shouold tell you right now the srooms i ate are great, i'm afraid to get up right now, walking is complicated, and you can for get about talking to peopple,
muy friend mateus is comjing to help me out because, im fucked on e and i ate an eeithe 8the of muchrooms,
i wishe i was with someone right now, i might do something stupid,
i guess it's time i told everyone,
were all living in fear & Lothiing, and it's scarey, i want to run for the president of the united states, and set thing's straight,....
in fact, righ not we eating muffine iss complicated, oh shit the drugs aree at there higethste point, i need sleep i dtdnt sleep last night,
anyways, here's my idea,
i wajnt to make a sequal to the movie pootie thag,
we have to act now- this is the best idea ever...
What if we mmade Pootige tang (Black Jesus)
Oh and another thing if hunter is the angel of divinity , then i;m the acr angel of strenght,s just wathch me put to get my army, it' the gereral , thedurgs, are strong, im busszying really wired way,
I geuss we should say what the the neame of the omovie is Ponntie tang, return of the Jew...
it'd be great,
i just want to mention that i kick ass,
ok, ali -g could be a terrioist, and pubttey would have to stop him,
pootie would battle the rich nazi that control What is/???? America...
the anwser is yes, the whiteman did win the war,
but i not raceist , i want to got\ help out in an NGO somewhrere in aftriacka,
i ty wat i thing, soory,
ali ge is a democrate of corse,
we could have a jungle vs hip hop ting going on,
we could get the trail park boys in it, espeically J-rock,., jonnatha taurents, you are my jesus, I' love saying that, it';s cool,
anyways, back to buzzenst
we could get biling bling to do a camio
and get rufus the sstunt bum, i really hop those igues the i love them, there my super hieros, i told tash once that he was my herro, anywys,
i want 2 millionn , make it happen bayby,''
anywasy who, i would make im sor high, i need help,
em...and we coudl get xzibet to frresty le for the camera,
there no stopiong what im about to create,.
tash could be a niga, that s works in a 7-=11, that' d be dope,
im thinking of goning down to vancouver,
and oalying golfing with the couger,
i;ll sitcike it in her back 9 two,....
anyways, get this idea to beau brewer imempedatily,
then get jason falller on the pione, he's going to be the producer of the movie i want to diredctr and act in in it';/...
this is the game called life,
i sing this to mysefl when im derpressed,...
I am a child of god, and he hsa sent me here, has but me her on a erathly hone with parendt kind and dear, lead me gu8ied me walk beside me help me find a way, teach me all that i can do to live with him soem day,
I'd say that;s my favortie songm, and no body, i mean nobody, coud heven to holled a candle in the wind to my morther, she could have been a star... i love you mom
and ways, get jason faller on the phone with me, Did i say that 2wice, Opps, i did it angain?
I;'ll start wiring a scritp ttoday , it should be easy,...
I quit my job, so i could be come a full ti e pimp, and sorry, im not kinding,...
some people thought i was joaking when i came up with this,
if you belieive they put am gman on the moon?
anwyas, i cvvna't wait to start living lager, to sart off with i want to buy a house in whistelr and fierniie, and lake vicrtoaria, i'll nee about 2 mill to do it, so pay me you fuckers,...
and while your at it sue, me, i'l;l be at the beagel tonight if anyone wants to join me,
get me crish rocks cell number, i want to talk bussiness with that nigga,
ok and seriousluy,, i just had to ask some ude waht day is tawas,zz
fucke, druges, rape sluts, kill people, and jump \being the well like its still leavgel, im dumb enoght to wakl in the storyu , and steall, i am slim shady,''
these drugs, i can't see stratight, im going to have an anti-depressant,'
there so much i want to do, no wait, i;ll be boozing ti up at the boelffo bitlls itonight, free booze 7 till eleven- bhoo-ha ka sha,
actually i have to stay in and wathc tv, im done liveing as a partie animal,
lest ask ivrivne wielsht if he wones a time machine because, he, tells srottys, that i've lived thru it;'s really weird,
i think i could ty any move ever made, and i think i could find something in return...
i'm kid ken' kenif, from the eimntaer net, im am going to rape you r chilldren,
actually, theres sp much i want to do, watch me,
where the fuck is mattus i need him right now,
ui need a lowaer too, im going to ask mick cri9ghton,
takes, a bit of chaockolate coverd coroseent,
I'd make a a get pimp, i want to somket weed with icecube,
So show me the omoney, come on boyz, or girls,
Th costars would inclludde chris rock,
everyone form dogma, Including extrase,
maddonana, and anliansi morrester
think they woulr have a 3 some with me,?
and me Oragasm ma, hi's arch rivela, from a nother b\porn company,
there i s not limit, to what i well creat,
make em say eh, eh nam ena ndamna dnl,,/ nighta im that boyz with the usi,
lets get the kids from kids, se wat htogse fuckers, are uo to,,,
i want to drink so me malt liwquior with cassyper the dopes gost around,
Starshk and hutch could make an apperaince, and earest me,
Bill cosbey could paly god.
because we all come from the black man, lets not kid ourselfs,;
anyways, We could do it as low budget has possible, there eno libmt wto wath i can do!
We could work in a fast fod restreaynt, and smoke weed whell your at work, in for\nto of your sumper fiveers,
ashton go work at a micdonaslls, please, ilkl give you $50 bucks, i fucken dare you punk,
we could maek it a skydiveing movie, and a big ari with a hunder 130 fot ttabel tope,
have a comp on it, and see \w we ciykdh gahve skiers, vs snowboaders,
im goig to steall skis from glacier shop to day, then pay for em latter,
anyays, im going to pay my tyting, for onece in my life,
im sure people would love to know puffyies, a mormon...
i just asked some bitch beside me if sh'e dlilke a cooy of my story,
tge cunt said no,
anyways, im driaing on ,....
I'm going to go take a nap sometwherie in a park, o shit i'f raining, fuck that,
I'm a fucken Jennnus, and i don;'tt give a fuck, im a crimainl and i';kll kill you too...
my budyyi mat told me that Pulp fiction is true to life, ore was it natural born killers, i cant remmebber but i wil seay that he tpodl me, Natualr born killers is a great love story, you sick fuck, you need help, i love you thoght, im going to come apaerty ewith you in monteral,
im going ot ask laura ross, if i could buy her houlse offf her too, i'd give it ot my cousin Valerie,
im coming up, and im bringing my friends with me, watch me...
Whislter, is like the new maliabu,
so stars should trow down on a cribe and let me move in with them, hot tub requeiter, or don't fucken talk to me,.
does listlen to Dance mix 95/' make me, gay,
i sure hope not,
anyways, let vancouver be hollywood, north,
i've assked a girl to marry me, the weedings going to be in vagas, on christmas,
so make me a rap superstart, i fucken dare you,
i;'m goin gto start a eminem cover band, and my bioyz JOnny and JaY_IS_Shady@hotmail.com witll be down with my click, ting i'll slap hands with kiprosse, im a big fan, he is allso my jesus,
i love saying that, kiperios your hot, how many girls ahve you banged...?
my 1st millon will got out to travis_ivberson, i love you man, live life thru me friend, i don't mind,
my 1st mill, (i like the sound of that, will go to Tracvis, you will walkl again i promise yo that brother,
sorry, im going to cry,
* 5 minute break,
we all know tanner hall is the prodical sun,
oh and about my faller pro model armadas,
i want a goat on the tips, then bullet holes over my name, 'Faller'
and lets be honest people,
all the starts in the movie would profit share, and we would give alters 50% to charityies,
Theres so much we could do,
SKiers, Vs, Snowboards,
ho ho ho, and a boottle of rum, sounds good to me, im going to the liquor sotrye,.
anyways, pootie is a sider, and ali gi is a stupid snowboard,
chris rock could work in a dish pit in the long horn, and alli could be a dj in la,
anyways, i'll telly you right now, throw oyu r hands up , if your hella fucked up, enisntrien teck 9 t2 tripple zip,
we could make fun of everyithing,
life is an std, face it, and were all liveing in pergatory,
that s kip, i want to tdo a song with oyou, i souldn just liek you.,
as i was saying Triump, by wu-tang clan , word up,
i love all of my friends with all of my hear,t
i want everyone to forward thios letter to everyone,
sarrah, i want you to be my bride...
(one of many.;)
anyways, life is good at the momment...
We could have a dj battel, where chris roclk layws down some 'Sweat on my Ball'
and alli g\ sends it out to all the massives,
it's fucken raing, im going to go somewhere where it doesn't rain, i get siaa d when it rains,
we could film the movei in withseter and la, mabey tremblant, make sure philiou is serving at the petter carrabout,
remember my name ladies, i want to fuck everysigle chick i see, and i will,
no std, please,
anyways, SPooner, write me back you jakc ass,.
Alig would be a canadian in the movie of course, because all teriosties live in vancouvce... aha ha,
i'm not joking, i met a dude name Abdu\el, he wanted to sell me a kelo of coke, no thatnks,.
I want everyone to email me back and think about it,
you all know im living in a draeam world, and i don';t want to wake up from this draeamn
i really like the flim american beuasty, on e of my faveos, i like the saint to ,,, val killemr is sexsy,
anyways, mattues jsut showed up and i;m going to go talk to him and smoke some weed,
anyways, remebmer my name....
I't's ryan lakeshore, (porn star name,
Don't email it to other peope, this is just for close friends,
The origanl mother fucker,'