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Wut to do with gaper frnd?

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zpdank
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Yo guys my friends I ski with aren't as good as me. Like I like fucking charging huge lines and shit and I always have to wait for them... What should I do? Like I don't wanna juss be like fuck off. Like I went skiin with them a few days ago and 2 pros got my number and wanna hook me up with stuff and maybe a sponsorship and want to ski with me this winter. Like it's hard to progress when I'm sitting and waiting for them. They are kinda gapers... Like they have all this sik shit and like gopros and suk... Like I just got my gopro and they are gettin like Tom walisch full tilts and shit. So wit the hell should I do??
Nov 17 2011 11:47PM
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PattyC
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You should kill yourself
Nov 17 2011 11:49PM
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zacharyn
Posts: 552 - Karma: 5
Not....ski...with them?


Am I missing something here?
Nov 17 2011 11:50PM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
Encourage em to do more stuff and ask em if I can do some solo runs, or have dem pros call you..
Nov 17 2011 11:51PM
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Stose
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since they are so into gopros, have them film you

Nov 17 2011 11:52PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Like, you should just like, get like, spancerized and like, ski like, with tammy, like walnutz, like cuz you're like so, like good. Like.
Nov 17 2011 11:54PM
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NinetyFour
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Pee in their butts. I'm just assuming they're female friends. What kind of "hook up" with these pros are we talking about. If it's Kaya Turski and a friend phone. I'd sure
Nov 17 2011 11:54PM
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NinetyFour
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.... Like to hook up with them. Damn mobile.
Nov 17 2011 11:55PM
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zpdank
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
Hahaha fucking great idea
Nov 17 2011 11:56PM
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Inline.
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1st?
Nov 17 2011 11:56PM
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Caleb.E
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i would like steal the shit...then like go and tell them u like men...like go ski wih them pros
Nov 18 2011 12:00AM
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zpdank
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
Haha good idea if I do u want me to send u some shit for givin me da idea???
Nov 18 2011 12:03AM
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adamlukowski
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Can't tell if a troll thread, but fuck that dude. 1. i can tell this isn't true, and 2. fuck that even if it is. your friends are your friends and don't tell them to fuck off or get better. Just help them get better
Nov 18 2011 12:11AM
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zpdank
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
Brah Tis true don't hate. And dude I converted then from snowboarding to skIin and I taught them how to ski. Like everytime I go up by myself or a few good people they always end up finding me somewhere in the day. And yea they are my friends I get that.... I spent months teaching them how to ski and do some rails.
Nov 18 2011 12:19AM
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zpdank
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
Brah Tis true don't hate. And dude I converted then from snowboarding to skIin and I taught them how to ski. Like everytime I go up by myself or a few good people they always end up finding me somewhere in the day. And yea they are my friends I get that.... I spent months teaching them how to ski and do some rails.
Nov 18 2011 12:20AM
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danbrown
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kill them
Nov 18 2011 12:34AM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 522
you should learn proper grammar and gape it up with your friends who are probably way better at skiing then you.
Nov 18 2011 12:38AM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 522
you should learn proper grammar and gape it up with your friends who are probably way better at skiing then you are.
Nov 18 2011 12:38AM
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Parks.
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Don't ski with them....haha
Nov 18 2011 12:43AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Wanna know who I know you're 12?
Nov 18 2011 12:46AM
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dave44
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This is most definitely a solution.
Nov 18 2011 12:47AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
1. Make claim thread and ask what to do
2. Kill Friends
3. Contact pros who wanna sponsor you
4.??????
5.Profit
Nov 18 2011 12:49AM
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phelps
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Imma go ahead and stick a nice little claim on that for yah
Nov 18 2011 12:50AM
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coldcuts69
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1) i highly doubt that you met two pros
2) you will most likely NEVER be sponsored
3)if your friends suck at skiing dont ski with them
4)this story makes you sound like a tool/gaper yourself
5)you are 12
Nov 18 2011 12:52AM
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juicedrummer11
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THIS!!!!!! works with my gaper friends! say "hey buddy, we'll take a few runs up yonder on the groomers where you want then lets shred for real and you set up here and do this." works all the time. although its hard to just start sendin it with someone who wont even straight-line a green run
Nov 18 2011 2:22AM
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Big5hifty
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^ sums it up.
Nov 18 2011 2:29AM
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holy.shep
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ski with your friends cause they're your friends instead of being a total douche and ditching them for random pros just because your friends aren't as good as you.

skiing is sposed to be about fun, so why ditch kids that you have fun with?
Nov 18 2011 6:45AM
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THURSTY
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teache you're friends to get better you and force them to ski faster somehow
Nov 18 2011 7:03AM
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Skiingsnow
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dispose of their bodies in gondolas
Nov 18 2011 7:09AM
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Puzzled
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Nov 18 2011 7:15AM
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[evan]
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I like the idea of killing them, be creative about it though. i.e. hacksaw, via guardrail collision, sideswiped by truck etc.
Nov 18 2011 7:37AM
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Newschool_Pope
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like like like... you write LIKE a girl. OMG!!!
Nov 18 2011 7:39AM
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infuser
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keep them around

maybe they can teach you to spell better

Nov 18 2011 7:40AM
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Willgum
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You should give them spelling lessons. You seem to be an expert.
Nov 18 2011 8:06AM
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theabortionator
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Suck his dick, see what happens?
Nov 18 2011 8:12AM
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werdup
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ski with your new "pro friends"
Nov 18 2011 8:13AM
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madchronic
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if you want to progress just ski with better people.   if you want them to progress well....

XXXXXL JIBERISH!

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Nov 18 2011 9:08AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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he charges huge lines you guys
Nov 18 2011 9:24AM
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S.C
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cal dem proz and leik maybay thayll giveu sponsore shit!!!11!one!!!eleven

dude ur leik crazay!!!11!1
Nov 18 2011 9:24AM
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Bateman
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burn their house down.
with fire.
Nov 18 2011 9:29AM
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Eric.S
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I expected NS to just absolutly rip the OP up. This shit makes me laugh. You said your 5'2 in the two threads you made about ski and sizing advice a few weeks ago so I can only imagine your age. Stop making shit up.
Nov 18 2011 9:33AM
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oil.
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i lol'd at this thread
Nov 18 2011 9:36AM
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quaive
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Your grammar = Grade 6.
Nov 18 2011 9:44AM
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Crankset
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you sound like a right dickhead friend
Nov 18 2011 9:48AM
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TheUngroomed
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Right!!! Everytime I have like the best line of my life they eat shit and we dont get it on film ):
Nov 18 2011 10:54AM
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k-fred
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like this like

Nov 18 2011 11:31AM
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introvert
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Nov 18 2011 11:33AM
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Dr.Brown
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Nov 18 2011 11:52AM
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rareform
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word. this is obviously a troll thread, but for anyone who actually has this dilema, this.

i used to just ride with my fat homie and my lazy snowboarder friend. we all rode park, but they couldn't really do tricks on stuff. i was interested in progressing, they were interested in eating/having something to do in the winter. so i just started coming out more on my own, skied every day possible and still shredding with my friends a few times a week. i ended up making new friends, keeping my old ones and getting a lot better at skiing.


Nov 18 2011 12:09PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
This!






I am a Southern California girl and you annoyed me with all of those "like"s.
seriously.... If they are that slow or if you're that fast then just lap them all day.
Nov 18 2011 3:56PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Like omg like.
Nov 18 2011 3:58PM
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