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Up until two nights ago I have really never had anything utterly disgusting happen to me while having sex. I mean when I was a senior in high school my girlfriend and I misjudged the end of her period and we had some blood come out while we had sex. Which was fucking disgusting but that's my girlfriend and uncontrollable. Saturday night after a party I was hooking up with this girl all night and told her I would take her home to avoid having her crash in my place and so I wouldn't stay at hers but I could get a nut and dip-a-roonie. So we get to her place and she starts making out with me and she says we can't have sex in there my friend is in my room tonight can we go to the back seat and I was like yeah perfect let's fuck an I can get back home. I finger her a little and start noticing a funny smell in the air. We keep going and I strap up and we get at it. Right as I slid it in I could really start smelling this fucking disgusting scent. She was in top so I sit up an pull her close so I could sneakily smell my finger before I could even get it to my nose I smelt dead fish. Like rotten ass funkadelic dead sea bass covered in salmon eggs. Needless to say from sex Ed classes you probably shouldn't stick your penis in a vagina smelling ripe of dead ass fish. At worst there's an infectious disease in there at best its just fucking dirtyyyyy. Needless to say I almost instantaneously got soft. I almost puked I moved back an she said is everything ok did you cum that fast? And I said no.... No I didn't nut i think you should leave. So she got off me and immediately the smell like ecscaped out of her vagina and enveloped the car. No exaggeration it enveloped it. I started gagging because nasty smells make me gag really easily and she knew exacty what was happening because I know she can fucking smell it to she leaves super fast like doesn't even put her shoes on or panties on just pulls down her skirt and dips. I was like I'm sorry I really am get the fishy condom off put my pants on and just leave. I go home vomit then shower for about 45 minutes. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I have been with my share of girls and my share of full on just sluts but never have I came across a vagina as thoroughly stinky as that. Worst part is she left her school Id In my car so I had to take that back to her like ten minutes ago. She couldn't look me in the eye I felt so bad but then again I didn't.
This is a cool story bro. I know but I had to share it somewhere. Any body have any disgusting ass sex stories to make me feel like I'm not alone hahaha
Hahahahahaha yeah dude i wouldn't get with some dreadlocked wookie bitch hahahah she was pretty hot but just like total slut and i could tell that she was all night you know? but theres nothing wrong with banging out a girl like that every now and again but yeah i mean like i said i've been with obvious sluts before but none of them had stench like this, they were just looser than most. this girl had the stench of death coming from her ham wallet and I'm just happy i didn't go down on her or let her go down on me and i wrapped it up. I'm really really fucking happy i wrapped up.
not anywhere near as bad but i hooked up with a pretty fat chick when i was like 17 ( im a skinny fucker, i was like 6'1' and 165 at the time) it was on a swing and she sat on my legs, when it was time to leave and she got off my legs were completely numb and stayed this way for like 2 hours, i looked like a disabled person trying to walk.
Over the summer I hooked up with some chick at a party, only to find out she had drank some kids piss for a pack of cigs at said party. Never felt more disgusted in my life. I found out I hooked up with her pre-piss chug, but still, thats fucking nasty, and my friends still rip on me for it.
Laughing SO fucking hard. Thank you, I needed that. I had the worst night last night. Thankfully mine not involving potential STD's, but it did involve my friend hitting my two year old car drunk with our other friends car. So that sucked asshole.
an ex puked all over comforter while we were 69ing. At her dad's house. While he was watching TV in the next room. I didnt know what was going on until I felt something warm, wet, and chunky on my legs.
I remember I was with this girl that was into some real kinky shit. She wanted to stick her finger in my b-hole. Well she did and as soon as it happened, Massive amounts of spaghetti exploded from my anus all over her.
I have a lot of bad experiences. A girl has queefed in my face when i was going down on her, my ex girlfriend yakked on my peice when she tried to deepthroat, and just this past weekend i fucked a major fat chick. like....she aint no lady unless she weigh 280. yah im disgusted with myself.
i feel with you bro. had a similar experience:
I was at a party of some i randomly knew. I had just met a girl the day before and we had made out. She was there that night, too. Girl was horny, I was horny, everything was good. BUT, then i took off her panties and it was disgusting. I was so close to throwing up. At this point I have to say that we were outside, means you can imagine how fucking awful that smell was since the fresh breeze around us didnt help. I really tried to ignore it, but I couldn't. I stopped after maybe 30 seconds of fingeraction. I told her i was too drunk and that would be the reason why i belched. She was kinda pissed but didn't mind to make out after she had put on her clothes again. I couldn't look at her after that. I had that smell in my nose for the following days and thaught this would be the last time i got horny. Since she didn't catch the real reason I didn't have to feel sorry. But since that I'm wondering about how the girls think we smell? I mean come one, if i were a girl, i would never ever take a dick in my mouth.
I finally convinced this girl to let me put it in her but. I even had a camera hidden in the closet to capture it. But way to much lube all over the place. I started pounding her out then all the sudden I heard a a his and a warm liquid hit my skin. Then It started to smell like rotting fetuses. Turns out she shit all over me. We all through up a bunch, my friend filming in the closet knocked the camera over and broke it while trying to gtfo. The girl yelled some shit at me and then ran out of my room. I never saw her again.