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ryano
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You are stuck in a room. it has two doors. one door leads to freedom, the other door leads to death.

There is a guard at each door. One guard always tells the truth, the other guard always lies. but you do not know which guard is the truth teller and which is the liar.

you have one question to ask one guard of your choice to figure out which door leads to freedom.

what is the question you ask?
Oct 31 2011 7:56PM
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Mr.Turtle
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trick question, anal rape both guards into submission until they tell you which door leads to freedom
Oct 31 2011 7:58PM
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jibnut
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Oct 31 2011 7:58PM
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REDFRO420
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mind if i light up this spliff?
Oct 31 2011 7:58PM
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beowulf
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what is 2+2


this is straight retarded
Oct 31 2011 7:58PM
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1337
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"sup, guy?"
Oct 31 2011 7:59PM
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ryano
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that doesnt get you the answer to which door is to freedom tho.
Oct 31 2011 7:59PM
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Benji.
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thanks for the answer google! I dont need an education :D
Oct 31 2011 7:59PM
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Mr.Turtle
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also, ask either guard "if I asked the other guard, which door would he tell me to use?" then you use the door that they don't point to
Oct 31 2011 8:00PM
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Piste.Off
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what door would the other guard tell me to go through?
Oct 31 2011 8:00PM
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ryano
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did you google it?

Oct 31 2011 8:00PM
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Mr.Turtle
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nah i got asked a ton of these in an interview once, made sure to memorize them all in case i was asked them in another interview, and there are 550 barber shops in chicago in case you were wondering
Oct 31 2011 8:03PM
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ryano
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i was actually just wondering that.. cuz i'm going there next week.. i'm gonna need a trim..
Oct 31 2011 8:04PM
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Mr.Turtle
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You are in solitary confinement. It is Friday afternoon and you absolutely must have a cigarette. The only person who can give you one is the guard outside your cell. What do you do?
Oct 31 2011 8:05PM
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Benji.
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anal rape? i think yes
Oct 31 2011 8:06PM
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ryano
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haha. thats what i thought..


i was thinking along the lines of barter with him, but then again you wouldnt have much to barter with.

google told me to threaten to commit suicide.
Oct 31 2011 8:11PM
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PJS.
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what are you doing?
Oct 31 2011 8:12PM
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yojimbo
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ask the guard outside if you can have a cigarette?
Oct 31 2011 8:13PM
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Mr.Turtle
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google is wise, who wants to stay late on a friday doing bullshit paperwork for some lowlife who committed suicide on your watch
Oct 31 2011 8:16PM
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