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One month anniversary gift

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c-wayne
Posts: 253 - Karma: 906
i know its only been a month lol but i wana get her something little. I cant think of anything thats not generic like candy or flowers. Any not generic ideas?
Oct 29 2011 6:57PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
More dish soap???
Oct 29 2011 6:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
anal beads.....
Oct 29 2011 6:58PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Take her to dinner and write her a note. No need to do too much with a one month anniversary.
Oct 29 2011 6:59PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Fun and classy!

Always a winner for the females.
Oct 29 2011 6:59PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
blow one right in her face and say happy one month thats classy
Oct 29 2011 7:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
Omg 1 month into your relation ship that's only gonna last another week or two?


Dollar store or bust. you can actually find some pretty nice shit there. Don't spend money much money on her. Save it for something useful like skiing, drugs, and prostitutes.
Oct 29 2011 7:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
get her a broom
Oct 29 2011 7:11PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
cool, dog on the guy trying to be a nice dude to his girl.

For 1 month i got my girl a rose and took her to dinner. She loved it and it wasn't really special.
Oct 29 2011 7:15PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
here is ananiiversary gift
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Oct 29 2011 7:17PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
THIS
Oct 29 2011 7:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
not sure if doobie or tampon ....
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Oct 29 2011 7:23PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
lol!!
Oct 29 2011 7:30PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
Get her some penis shaped candy
Oct 29 2011 7:30PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
dick in a box

simple, cheap, and effective
Oct 29 2011 7:36PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
damn, I was gonna say the same thing
Oct 29 2011 7:36PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
It's flexible. Whatever fits the need the most at the time.


if you use it as a tampon first then smoke it. Well..


YOU GET FUCKING JESUS HIGH
Oct 29 2011 7:36PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
how bout some dick?
Oct 29 2011 7:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
dildo
Oct 29 2011 8:00PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
if you start giving her gifts this early she's going to have higher expectations of you. DON"T DO IT!!! YOU WILL REGRETS!
Oct 29 2011 8:02PM
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leonus
Posts: 101 - Karma: -7
You need to reevaluate your idea of a joint.
Oct 29 2011 8:02PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
thats awful....
Oct 29 2011 8:05PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
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Oct 29 2011 8:15PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
that is the worst joint ive ever seen rolled it looks like a fucking roach, u need to re-evaluate how u roll
Oct 29 2011 8:38PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
haha it was a friend of mine.
Oct 29 2011 8:45PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
does your friend have cerebral palsy?
Oct 29 2011 8:50PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
if your joints look like tampons you should probaly get someone else to do it
Oct 29 2011 8:53PM
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eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,060
haha there might be enough weed to get high in that doob.
Oct 29 2011 8:58PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Save her a seat on the swings.
Oct 29 2011 9:03PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
i just lost it ahhah
Oct 29 2011 9:07PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
lost it
Oct 29 2011 10:17PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
i like the anal beads idea.
Oct 29 2011 11:05PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
Well I heard there was this guy on here selling nude pics.. you could get her those:)
Oct 29 2011 11:48PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
Do you really have to shit in every thread on ns ?
Oct 30 2011 8:32AM
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BILL.COSBY
Posts: 292 - Karma: 5
HAHAHAHA THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HOW SHITTY LINK IS AT ROLLING
Oct 30 2011 9:40AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
box of cereal.
Oct 30 2011 10:03AM
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dubtwo
Posts: 590 - Karma: 114
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Oct 30 2011 10:19AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Hahahahaha...haa
Oct 30 2011 11:25AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Give her your dick.
Oct 30 2011 11:31AM
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SwaggerJester5
Posts: 277 - Karma: 62
When my wife and I were dating I got her a single rose to symbolize the one month were together. I then took her out to a nice dinner and a movie. Dont try to over do it bc if you do alot at first then you will not be able to keep outdoing your gifts.
Oct 30 2011 12:26PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
ahahahhaha
Oct 30 2011 12:32PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I was gonna suggest a whip but i guess she beat you to that
Oct 30 2011 12:37PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
ZING
Oct 30 2011 1:31PM
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ORDEAL
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Oct 30 2011 1:51PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75








Oct 30 2011 1:59PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I remember when people told me that about my girlfriend.


That was eight years ago...

Don't be so fucking negative and let the kid do what he wants to do.
Oct 30 2011 2:03PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
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Oct 30 2011 2:18PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
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wpsh!
Oct 30 2011 2:21PM
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SickJib_Brit
Posts: 824 - Karma: 151
Just lost it so fucking hard! +K
Dec 22 2011 12:37AM
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