Q:what's the difference between pink and purple?
A: her grip
Little Suzie is in her backyard filling a big hole with dirt, occasionally smacking it with her shovel. Her curious neighbour peers over the fince. 'What are you doing little Suzie?'he asks.
'Im...Im burrying my goldfish',she replies tearfully
'Oh sorry,'he says,'but isn't that hole awfully big for a goldfish?'
Suzie pats down the last heap of earth and says 'Thats because he's inside your fucking cat!'
Q:What do a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common?
A: The balls are just for decoration!
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