Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

If you could be any animal

profile picture
Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
besides a human, what would you be?
Oct 25 2011 1:08PM
0 0
profile picture
charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
grizzly bear
Oct 25 2011 1:10PM
0 0
profile picture
COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
Yup
Oct 25 2011 1:12PM
0 0
profile picture
why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
either a Dragon-fish or a Zebra
Oct 25 2011 1:14PM
0 0
profile picture
PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
A bird of prey, fuckin any of em I don't even care. I just want wings and talons.

Oct 25 2011 1:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
A discopotamus
Oct 25 2011 1:22PM
0 0
profile picture
fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 1:24PM
0 0
profile picture
TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
Pig.
They cum in 60 seconds and have a 30 minute orgasm. Fact.

And otherwise fucking Blastoise.
Oct 25 2011 1:27PM
0 0
profile picture
PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I'd like to change mine to a pig. Hell some would probably say I already am.
Oct 25 2011 1:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
STAR NOSED MOLE
Oct 25 2011 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
I would be free like a lion, im mean like a lion imofromtheuntupatee!!! hototootototottotototototootot stepappppaaaaaaaaaaa


a lion would be chill. sleep all day, fuck all night.


or a falcon, that super fast one.
Oct 25 2011 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Being deaf, blind, and living underground... sounds fun.
Oct 25 2011 1:31PM
0 0
profile picture
.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 71
Emperor Penguin: Click for larger image
So awesome! Plus who wouldn't want to be sick at swimming, and slide around on your belly!?
Oct 25 2011 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
wolverine. nothing fucks with a wolverine
Oct 25 2011 1:34PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,390
A lion. It would be fucking kick-ass just to roam the african savannas and jungles just chilling, Fucking other lionesses and killing delicious gazelles for food and all the other cool shit lions do.
Oct 25 2011 1:39PM
0 0
profile picture
skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
oh no no, think again. Theres always STRONGER lions, who will kick your ass in fights.

I would love to be huge eagle, and fly around the world doing most awesome flips.
Oct 25 2011 1:47PM
0 0
profile picture
rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
I could be happy being a wolf or an Arctic fox
Oct 25 2011 1:48PM
0 0
profile picture
O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
RANCOR RAWTYCEAUOISDTRLJTKJBNBSTRHIOPBYEERGY8PER
Oct 25 2011 1:54PM
0 0
profile picture
CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
great white shark would be pretty sweet

or some big eagle type bird
Oct 25 2011 1:54PM
0 0
profile picture
.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 1:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
obviously
Oct 25 2011 2:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005


I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killa whale
Oct 25 2011 2:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. HOLY SHIT. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oct 25 2011 2:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Leeyum
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 168
YES!!
Oct 25 2011 2:09PM
0 0
profile picture
uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
squirrel for land, peregrine falcon for air, either dolphin or seal for sea. would be so much fun i can barely move.
Oct 25 2011 2:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 2:12PM
0 0
profile picture
pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
Awwww dont take it personally
Oct 25 2011 2:17PM
0 0
profile picture
Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
This or a kangaroo.
Oct 25 2011 2:19PM
0 0
profile picture
JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
eagle /thread
Oct 25 2011 2:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
LIKE A LION!

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 2:20PM
0 0
profile picture
illadelphlife
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 27
Siberian fucking tiger

Click for larger image

win
Oct 25 2011 2:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22
Are his ankles okay?
Oct 25 2011 2:26PM
0 0
profile picture
Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
How could you not want to be an Eagle?

Oct 25 2011 2:27PM
0 0
profile picture
ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Exept napoleon dynamite who will get you with a frickin 12 gauge.
Oct 25 2011 3:10PM
0 0
profile picture
ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
But I would want be a falcon, those things a fuckin sick
Oct 25 2011 3:11PM
0 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ otter would be sick.


butttt, how has no one said monkey yet??
being a monkey would be sick. exspecially a monkey that rips cigs.

Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 3:28PM
0 0
profile picture
jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
honey badger
Oct 25 2011 3:31PM
0 0
profile picture
bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 3:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Shenanigans
Posts: 868 - Karma: 455
Click for larger image
Oct 25 2011 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Shoulda been a falcon
Oct 25 2011 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
my thoughts exactly. a lion or penguin would be pretty sick to though
Oct 25 2011 3:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Red panda, so much cuteness there.
Oct 25 2011 4:16PM
0 0
profile picture
fuck_face
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10

THE MYSTERIOUS BADGER
Oct 26 2011 6:02PM
0 0
profile picture
stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
gonna go with.. hummingbird.
Oct 26 2011 6:07PM
0 0
profile picture
SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Polar Bear
Oct 26 2011 6:09PM
0 0
profile picture
JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
A monk Seal. All they do is chill on the beach and drink corona.
Oct 26 2011 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
that's a chimp
Oct 26 2011 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177


this


or a duck:

think about it they can swim, walk and fly
Oct 26 2011 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
a griffin. half lion, half eagle, and half badass. no one fucks with griffins. Click for larger image
Oct 26 2011 6:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Shamoo-H
Posts: 133 - Karma: 11
Click for larger image
Oct 26 2011 6:33PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)