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NS Poem writers, Help me write a poem for english.

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GayWolf420
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Evening, NS. I need some assistance on an assignment for school. The teach wants me to write a poem in the same fashion as E.E. Cumming's, "Maggie and Milly and Molly and Mae". It has to be describing someone and I was thinking maybe using T-hall or someone that has had their share of ridiculous occurrences in the ski world.


Mega karmaz for awesome help.
Oct 20 2011 10:29PM
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.Emerson.
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Or, I mean this might sound crazy, but you could do it yourself?
Oct 20 2011 10:31PM
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GayWolf420
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Nah thats dumb. Why would I do that?
Oct 20 2011 10:33PM
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messplay
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tanner and theron and trevor and tom
went up to the slopes (to shred a run)

and tanner unveiled an epic jump
so big he blew out his legs, and

theron skied fast, so very fast
as fast as a plane in the sky, so vast.

and trevor fell off a horrible turn
that rounded fast and abrupt: and

tom came behind to rescue him
his face alarmed, no smile nor grin.

Since whenever we ski (together or alone)
it's always ourselves we find in the snow


Oct 20 2011 10:58PM
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RAEL
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^^^ he got it
Oct 20 2011 11:10PM
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Lucas
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tanner and tom and henrik and bob
went down to breckenridge(to play one day)

and tanner discovered a line he slayed
so sweetly he couldn't remember his troubles,and

tom befriended a hoodrat
whose gun sprayed languid fire were;

and henrik was chased by a horrible thing
which raced switch while oozing afterbang:and

bob came home with a smooth round triple
as smooth as a stone and as huge as alone.

For whatever we lose(skis or poles)
it's always ourselves we find in the snow.
Oct 20 2011 11:11PM
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Dunnah
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ever heard of plagiarism?

Oct 20 2011 11:13PM
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Lucas
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what the hells that GTFO
Oct 20 2011 11:17PM
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messplay
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@206, you replaced 12 words in that entire...i dont even know what the fuck you wrote.

may god have mercy on your soul.
Oct 20 2011 11:18PM
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BROSEIDON
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my anlels are nrokedn i smoke weed and chill with lions
lets go snorkling on the road ot xion
Oct 20 2011 11:19PM
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J.M
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i dont know if i'd use legs, i would say broke both his ankles
Oct 20 2011 11:28PM
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Lucas
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thats the power of writing a poem in 2.95 seconds
Oct 20 2011 11:32PM
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plorr
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Tanner and Tosh and Jane and Sarah
were just chillin at the house (last Saturday night)

and Tanner put back half a dozen beers
so they decided to hit the town

Tosh befriended a solid seven
whose horrid troll-like features were;

and Tanner was chased by a horrible thing
which resembled something from chicken run; and

he basically said "nah not up for it"
which left Tosh basically steaming

So, Newschoolers, should I
be pissed at my friend, or just let it go?



Oct 20 2011 11:37PM
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Dunnah
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Oct 20 2011 11:55PM
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benyannelli
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in my school the teachers make you submit it to turnitin.com, my friends essay came back as 80 percent plagerized
Dec 22 2011 9:29PM
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theabortionator
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poem writers? what about poets
Dec 22 2011 9:33PM
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Heart
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i prefer haikus

he hit the chad's gap
not enough speed the man had
both ankles broken

or

so mad at his friend
could have peed into the butt
wait she's a solid seven
Dec 22 2011 11:29PM
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