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New Trend In Skiing, gonna be hot!

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mikee
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Allright, well yesterday I was thinking long and hard about what the new trend in newschool skiing fashion was gonna be and it hit me! Seeing all these companies get more military oriented with oakley's crazy camo designs, Giro's new Bad Lt. helmet not to mention Analog (not skiing but snowsports) with their very military inspired designs.

Seeing all this led me to one final decision and realisation. Not only is my idea functional and stylie, but it's cost effective too.... The new trend in skiing will be the GAS MASK.

It keeps your face warm and cozy while allowing you to not have to wear goggles! Hell, you could probbaly stick so yoru favorite Wisdom lenses inside the gas mask to maximize the experience!

Another main reason is the style factor! Who doesn't want to look like a angry army man comming down the slopes. I'm confident all the little kids in the park jumping off the side of rail jumps will listen to you when you are wearing a gas mask, because they will be TERRIFIED.
Plus, I think I saw Jon Olsson wearing one!

Here's a few preview screenshots:

Jon wearing his gas mask!


Gas mask in action!


-Michael Lifshitz-
Aug 24 2004 9:00AM
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NWBakerBoy
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dude, thats not photoshopped
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Aug 25 2004 1:49AM
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Breheny
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Already on it






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Breheny
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its not me by the way



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'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'
'drink at the frat party'
'and what did you do last night?'
'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'
Aug 25 2004 6:47AM
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snogurl
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hahaha, it would be so fun to get a bunch of people wearing them and then descend on terrain park by storm...like a little army of bio-terrorists...
It'd be class.

I been told I looked like a terrorist...was yelled at for wearing my hood in chorus--hahahahahaha
Aug 25 2004 12:46PM
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mikee
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man, why you gotta doubt me like that? Those things arent photoshopped. You dont hsavr to be so jealous!

-Michael Lifshitz-
Aug 25 2004 2:08PM
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skogenjake
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im jump off the sides of the rail jumps.:(
go big or go home...then come back and kick the ass of whoever said that
Aug 25 2004 2:14PM
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dg101
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hahaha...cost effective and stylie
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Aug 25 2004 3:09PM
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jibjim
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ya but gas masks are pretty hot , ya theyd be realy effective , but i thin peope will stick to there $150 wisdoms or dragons that the taught under priviliged boxers how to speak to pay for, instead of going out and spending even more on a gas mask, plus if ur getting chased by the ski patrol, all the have to do is look for the guy woith the gas maksk


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Aug 25 2004 3:17PM
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dg101
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haha i see it now, calling all mtn ski patrol, man with gas mask enters closed half pipe.
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Aug 25 2004 3:23PM
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SmoKinSkier
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New i have had my mask for years an old one my uncle had in Vietnam!! Use everyday on the slopes!




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Aug 25 2004 3:28PM
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jtski
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you dont speak english very well^. but i think your uncles gas mask probably has agent orange and shit on it



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Aug 25 2004 3:47PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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thats the gulf war buddy.





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Aug 25 2004 3:55PM
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ski.tz07
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that's pretty fuckin dope!


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Aug 25 2004 4:05PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^^no, agent orange was definitely Nam
but anyway, the gas mask would be tight for really deep powder days, like a super-snorkel

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Aug 25 2004 4:19PM
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unrigged
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fuck don't you see how gay it looks. your replacing goggles, and a face with a fucking mask. WHat the fuck that is honestly the gayest thing ive ever seen.





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Aug 25 2004 7:08PM
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dg101
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it does look kind of gay
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Aug 25 2004 7:10PM
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dg101
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but then it would look sick to see 10 guys storming the park with those on
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Aug 25 2004 7:10PM
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NickMartini
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i already own 4, 2 are the new baggy ones



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Aug 25 2004 8:02PM
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dg101
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whats next... full bio hazard suit with chemical resistant gloves
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Aug 25 2004 9:24PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^shit son, you're on to something....

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Aug 25 2004 9:49PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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Keep this on the down low, but I got a pic from an inside source in Oakley's top-secret research and development compound in the desert of Utah. This revolutionary new suit is actually able to produce steez. Amazing!


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Aug 25 2004 10:58PM
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dg101
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haha thats hilarious man^
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Aug 25 2004 11:00PM
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ottoponto
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once it gets actually good in here, it really is. hahahah
Sep 16 2004 10:12AM
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Rick_Husted
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funniest thread i have ever read.
Sep 16 2004 11:42AM
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mikee
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yes, I know IM so funny, ahaha, im so cool, bow down. And by the way, the gas masks at the armu store were too much $$ for me.

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Sep 16 2004 11:44AM
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the_friesz
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It's cool, cause I'm in the military and can just walk across the street from where I work and pick one up for nothing. But the biggest problem with gas masks is them fogging up and it's kind of hard to breath.


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Sep 16 2004 7:22PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Holy Shit, that's hillarious.
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Sep 16 2004 7:34PM
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mikee
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bring dis shit back up to da top whur it belongs, ye feel me?

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Mar 9 2005 10:43PM
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g-rock
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i saw some guys wearing fighter piolet helmets the other day
... with sexy results
Mar 9 2005 10:51PM
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jc_dunn
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HOLY CRAP I'M going to an army surplus store and i'm so gonna get one. Coolest i've heard yet. PIMP



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Mar 9 2005 11:20PM
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'I'm confident all the little kids in the park jumping off the side of rail jumps will listen to you when you are wearing a gas mask, because they will be TERRIFIED.'

^That would include you too, Mikee(and me!) since we are both the same age.







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Mar 9 2005 11:25PM
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guddgulf17
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i will now set mine up for a park un this weekend

he's not a bad guy if you disregard his blatant racism and ignorance-ski hobo

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Mar 9 2005 11:28PM
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mintcrue
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haha
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Mar 9 2005 11:30PM
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skibio5
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isn't that duncan in that second picture. i rode with him at coc...
Mar 9 2005 11:32PM
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crm
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I've got a few gas masks in the garage somewhere, I'm gonna go find them and wear one tomorrow.
Mar 9 2005 11:55PM
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KeegLove
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i'm feelin it fo sho'
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Mar 10 2005 12:24AM
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lewill
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how much r they

Mar 29 2005 8:27PM
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Lukey1080
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA but the frickin side jumping kids have already advanced in the style as well.






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Mar 29 2005 8:45PM
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scientist
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first to post an actual pic of them skiing in one will win

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Mar 29 2005 8:48PM
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$westside$
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this came up a while ago

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Mar 29 2005 8:49PM
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Apple
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Mikee, you are my hero. I love you in a non homosexual way. how much was that mask?

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Mar 29 2005 8:56PM
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mdvorak
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I am pretty sure that the Simpsons already did that.

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Mar 30 2005 3:03AM
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espen^R
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hahahah..tanner on rossis

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Mar 30 2005 3:38AM
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Jokeri
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im gonna take pink one, that's hot

Mar 30 2005 5:20AM
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ryan.c
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these suits r sweet

Mar 30 2005 7:23AM
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skisebski
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nice mikee, you keep ski fashion on the edge!

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Mar 30 2005 8:25AM
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plorr
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haha thats sick

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Mar 30 2005 9:36AM
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ArabianKnight
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sweet. lok cool, and safe from chemical warfare all at the same time.



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Mar 30 2005 9:55AM
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fredsters_s
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^ you're such a cunt




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Mar 30 2005 9:58AM
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chillonhill
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Now thats dope.

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