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New mad libs

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TheStamos
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that last one was messed up at the end and hella to long to go through so lets play aqain..props to lineski1260 for the last mad lib session.

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..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 24 2004 3:07AM
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mathers
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large fat balding men who had problems with..
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teamtdot.com - freeriders unite
Aug 26 2004 1:03PM
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TheStamos
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takin a shit in the





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 1:05PM
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mathers
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specaily designed, aerodynamic...
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teamtdot.com - freeriders unite
Aug 26 2004 1:06PM
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TheStamos
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hotdog






..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 1:09PM
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TheWorst
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that takes shits to gain speed and...
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Aug 26 2004 2:03PM
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TheStamos
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jump the gap between





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 2:09PM
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TheWorst
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Chads gap, and realizes half way through that...
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Aug 26 2004 3:21PM
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dg101
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his asshole is too small to push the terd
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Aug 26 2004 3:32PM
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dg101
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so he..
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Aug 26 2004 3:33PM
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rossignol_rider
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drops his pants and squeezes as hard as he can but.....
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Aug 26 2004 5:58PM
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TheWorst
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it wont come out because...
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Aug 26 2004 6:06PM
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dg101
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dubyas dick is stuck inside, so...
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Aug 26 2004 7:34PM
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TheWorst
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he shat it out and then...
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Aug 26 2004 7:40PM
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dg101
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along came colin powell and..
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Aug 26 2004 7:41PM
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TheWorst
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he landed on him so he...
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Aug 26 2004 7:47PM
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Soups
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pushed him off of him so they could devise a plan to stop the evil doctor...






East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
Aug 26 2004 7:48PM
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TheWorst
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hurt his ass so then he went to...
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Aug 26 2004 7:48PM
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dg101
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got very angry and decided to..
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Aug 26 2004 7:48PM
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TheWorst
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he got stiches in his ass
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Aug 26 2004 7:49PM
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dg101
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uhh?? The stitches hurt so much that he threw...
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Aug 26 2004 7:54PM
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TheWorst
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the doctor out the window and told him to...
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Aug 26 2004 8:02PM
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TheStamos
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fly 'bitch' so the doctor





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 8:12PM
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Soups
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landed on a fat man eating watermelon. so the doctor then...






East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
Aug 26 2004 8:14PM
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TheStamos
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bounced off that fat ass and landed on





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 8:18PM
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Soups
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A box of injured kittens. Then he proceeded to walk towards the porn shop in hopes of...






East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
Aug 26 2004 9:44PM
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TheStamos
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finding bush's new video






..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 26 2004 10:00PM
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TheWorst
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with paris hilton and...
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Aug 27 2004 12:02PM
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TheStamos
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jerkin it tell the sun come's up





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Aug 27 2004 5:34PM
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dg101
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but instead all he found was..
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Aug 27 2004 7:26PM
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TheWorst
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a penny on the ground and...
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Aug 29 2004 10:18AM
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dg101
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picked it up and licked it. He woke up next morning....
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Sep 1 2004 2:24AM
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TheWorst
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with a bunch of liquid around him and realized...
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Sep 10 2004 7:02PM
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LeBlanc
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he wanted to eat



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Sep 14 2004 6:36PM
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dg101
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but it was impossible because he had a mouth disease from the penny, he called the doctor and..
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Sep 15 2004 6:02PM
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Lé.Skiing
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found out he has homo disease




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Go Big Or Go HOME
Sep 15 2004 6:04PM
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dg101
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so he walked over to the same porn store...
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Sep 15 2004 6:04PM
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three60mute
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and bought three movies...
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First one on the lift, last one off.

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Sep 17 2004 5:12PM
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dg101
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unfortunately
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Sep 17 2004 5:43PM
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nothanks
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fuck you tard face



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Sep 17 2004 6:04PM
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fcskier27
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all 3 movies had tmorry getting fucked in the ass by a big....

summertime....and the livin's easy
Sep 17 2004 6:15PM
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dg101
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hairy great dane. Beastily sex is tmorrys favorite..
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Sep 17 2004 6:55PM
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LeBlanc
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ketchup



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Sep 17 2004 7:54PM
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dg101
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and that makes his favourite mustarde..
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Sep 17 2004 8:15PM
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fcskier27
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diareha

summertime....and the livin's easy
Sep 17 2004 8:33PM
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dg101
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and he appears to be out of mustard, and hotdogs for that matter. so he grabs a knife and a roll of paper towl and heads to the bathroom.
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Sep 17 2004 8:37PM
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fcskier27
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where he proceeds to cut off his tallywacker....

summertime....and the livin's easy
Sep 17 2004 8:45PM
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dg101
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so he pulls down his pants and surprise! there is
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Sep 17 2004 8:51PM
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three60mute
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no penis...
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First one on the lift, last one off.

Bush-Cheney '04

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Sep 19 2004 1:38PM
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dg101
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he remembers that
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Freeski live to ryde
Sep 19 2004 2:07PM
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fcskier27
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he cut it off and gave it to charity, but....

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Sep 19 2004 3:41PM
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