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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Fuck man, I have been chafing like a mother at work recently, like every day for three weeks straight now. I think its because of a uniform fabric switch which keeps me hot, but damn, it sucks. Anyone have any advice? I already wear underarmour boxer briefs (which have been tried and true for ages), my body has not changed at all recently, and I use baby powder liberally if it starts. The baby powder works for a while, but honestly, it doesn't come close to solving the problem. I am at my wits end.
Oct 13 2011 1:01AM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
the sides of my nut sack chafe like a motherfucker when i road bike over about 70km. havent figured out how to prevent it yet though, just gotta man up and power through it.
Oct 13 2011 1:03AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
chafe stick? I've never tried it, buuuuut....

my brother used to run cross country and he used that shit wherever he needed. it's like a stick of deodorant but just basically skin lube. he swore by it.
Oct 13 2011 1:07AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i ref alot of hockey and get it all the time on the inside of my legs where my nuts/jock rub on them.

chafe stick is decent, but there is this other shit in a yellow tube, i cant remember for the life of me what its called, but i have some in my ref bag. its a lubricant and its medicated. possibly the best cure ever. feels good mannnn.

but powder up with some monkey butt powder if your just hanging out, use the tube it your going to get physical.
Oct 13 2011 9:28AM
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timmi
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salt water + walking is brutal. But yeah, tight underwear help a fair bit. I can't freeball anymore.
Oct 13 2011 9:38AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
going into the ocean too often makes my nuts chafe, it's actually quite painful.
Oct 13 2011 9:53AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I got chafage between my ass and my leg. it was fucking horrible, sudocreme SUDOCREME.
Oct 13 2011 10:40AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Going into the ocean makes my entire body uncomfortable
Oct 13 2011 10:42AM
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steezeknees
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There is this baby powder that has like cooling shit infused with it and if you use it you will never chafe again, its like an angle holding your genitalia in her mouth.
Oct 13 2011 11:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,391
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Your balls will love you
Oct 13 2011 11:28AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I don't have balls, but I came here to say this.
Oct 13 2011 11:35AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
only chafe when i get sand in my bathing suit at the beach
Oct 13 2011 11:38AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
trying to understand ass-leg chafing... can't.
Oct 13 2011 11:38AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
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its like goldbond, but not for pussies.
Oct 13 2011 11:41AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
my boardies are very short.
i went in the sea, then they chafed allll day long.
Oct 13 2011 12:06PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
sort of makes sense now

which brings up a good point...

I used to chafe when i'd surf real long sessions multiple days a week, but i ended up living a summer at the beach and your body gets used to it, haven't had a problem since.
Oct 13 2011 12:38PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Pics or it didnt happen
Oct 13 2011 12:49PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
Oct 13 2011 12:51PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
what do your rub it on your pussy?
Oct 13 2011 12:55PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
you want pictures of my balls?

you sir might be gay.
Oct 13 2011 12:56PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
pssssh, gay is NOT posting pics of your chaged up balls
Oct 13 2011 12:57PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
I guess that means it didnt happen...
Oct 13 2011 12:57PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i'm not even sure what to say to that...
Oct 13 2011 12:59PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
HOLY SHIT JUST POST THE PICTURES ALREADY!!! hahaha
Oct 13 2011 1:02PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Gold bond before there is an issue. Once it has begun it's too late... Lol seriously though
Oct 13 2011 1:04PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
before, i was like this fiery cheeto...Click for larger image


now, it's like a regular cheeto

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*cheetos not to scale... my penis is much smaller...
Oct 13 2011 1:11PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
This.  Forgot the name but it works great.  Got mine at CVS.
Oct 13 2011 2:42PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
LOLLLLLL

well done kid, well done.
Oct 13 2011 2:51PM
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steez_nuts
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gold bond and spandex... like compression shorts. Do it
Oct 13 2011 2:53PM
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steezeknees
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I understand on a whole new level. Wow thank you sir
Oct 13 2011 2:54PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
Your best solution is MyPakage boxers. I bought one pair because I had the same issue. They are literally a revolution in male comfort. They keep your junk isolated from your legs, they only contact the softest, most breathable and moisture wicking fabric ever. 25$ per pair is worth every penny
Oct 13 2011 3:03PM
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DopeDiecuts
Posts: 494 - Karma: 38
Normally I just slap some IcyHot or RubA535 on my balls and gouche and that does the trick.
Oct 13 2011 4:02PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Nope
Oct 13 2011 4:04PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
no you dont.

who voluntarily does that?
Oct 13 2011 4:06PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
corn starch, i work a grill and that shit daves lives
Oct 13 2011 4:25PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
I walk 5-8 miles a night in my job, corn starch barely touches the problem.
Oct 13 2011 4:30PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
wtf? how does this manage to happen?
Oct 13 2011 5:34PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
If it gets realllllly bad and gold bond body powder with compression shorts doesn't do the trick go with bag balm.
Oct 13 2011 5:42PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
silk boxers make everything better
Oct 13 2011 5:44PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i run alot of track, and tapping nips really helps. i did it as a joke at first but then it really helped.
Oct 13 2011 5:59PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Win.
Oct 13 2011 6:47PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
good post
Oct 13 2011 6:55PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Lanacane? I saw that at the grocery store recently but wasn't sure if it would be good enough.
Oct 15 2011 12:07PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Whenever i am in the ocean the tip of dick chafes like a mutherfucker. Its  horrible
Oct 15 2011 12:25PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I explained earlier in the thread.
Oct 15 2011 1:24PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
:). Sorry I only read your first post then responded
Oct 15 2011 9:06PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Lose weight.
Oct 15 2011 9:26PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
The fuck?
Oct 15 2011 9:45PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
I don't have balls but would some kind of oil work?
Oct 15 2011 10:10PM
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soulskier
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^shifting is half the fun of an outboard
Oct 15 2011 10:33PM
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