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MIKE HORNBECK'S JIBERISH

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hoothoot
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no this wasn't his but you will look like him

XL SAMPLE CHARLIE HUSTLE
9/10
NO STAINS/LITTLE PILLING
LOOKS/FEELS NEW!
34 INCHES LONG

i need the money for a jacket so this is not obo but at a set price, first one to pm me for that price and pay gets it!

no trades at all (unless it's a 3xl yellow mojave which i will add money to make the trade equal)

90 SHIPPED TAKES IT!!!!
90 SHIPPED TAKES IT!!!!
90 SHIPPED TAKES IT!!!!

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Oct 5 2011 3:09PM
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TheClap.
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/626917/

Oct 6 2011 3:41PM
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hoothoot
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wondering why i point grammar mistakes? here is why:

lets eat out, grandma!
or (no grammar)
lets eat out grandma!


Oct 6 2011 3:49PM
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sagesnow
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the kid pm'd me about this, so i felt the need to come back

did i claim i have good grammar? nooo so grow up. i cant believe you could ever be older than 13 or 14
Oct 6 2011 3:50PM
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sagesnow
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hoothoot --> sagesnow$
hahah i didn't understand that pm cause the grammar was awful! here is an example where grammar is important

lets eat out, grandma!
or (no grmmar)
lets eat out grandma!

boom, served, fuck off"

this kid just told me he wants to eat out his grandma...
Oct 6 2011 3:52PM
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hoothoot
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i know you never claimed to have good grammar. I never said you did either, but i find it hilarious when people (like yourself) try to hate and just have the worst grammar. In doing so you make a fool out of yourself.

get the fuck out now...
Oct 6 2011 3:53PM
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TheClap.
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you are making your self look stupid
Oct 6 2011 3:53PM
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hoothoot
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couldn't have said it better...
Oct 6 2011 3:55PM
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mattb912
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you are both stupid
Oct 6 2011 4:25PM
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west-coast
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Hoothoot just raped you sagesnow. Now gtfo and accept the fact you've lost
Oct 6 2011 4:33PM
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hoothoot
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true that!

but now back to selling i need this gone!
90 shipped takes!

Oct 6 2011 4:59PM
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sagesnow
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omg im leaving now ns was so mean to me.
Oct 6 2011 5:27PM
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TheClap.
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now you sounds really stupid
Oct 6 2011 5:35PM
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hoothoot
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This.
Oct 6 2011 6:10PM
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hoothoot
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Bump
Oct 6 2011 6:52PM
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hoothoot
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To the top
Oct 6 2011 7:51PM
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bustinthejus
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Hahahaha what? Try and point out one grammatical error in my previous post. Besides, you're sitting here bitching about other people's grammar, and about how they shouldn't hate when they have bad grammar, yet you only managed to capitalize one of your sentences. Maybe you should spend more time in school, and less time being a fucking moron on the internet.
Oct 6 2011 8:04PM
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hoothoot
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Wow.... I can only imagine how long it took you to write that and correct it for all it's grammatical errors. You tried so hard that it shines through. You sound so prententious as well. Get a life loser.
Oct 6 2011 8:10PM
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hoothoot
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Last person to try what you are doing made themselves look like a retard so I wouldn't even try. It would just be too easy
Oct 6 2011 8:12PM
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bustinthejus
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Really? Do you really think it took me a long time to type out a paragraph without grammatical errors? Jesus Christ kid you're dumber than I thought. Unlike you, I actually managed to learn proper grammar during grade school, and am actually smart enough to type out coherent paragraphs.

You say the last person to do this made themselves look like a retard... But really, the only person that looks like a retard here is you.
Oct 6 2011 8:15PM
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hoothoot
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Hahaha did you not see sagasnows posts? Maybe someone should learn to read? See you call yourself smart because you can type coherent paragraphs. To be honest if you think that makes somone smart then you are lost. It's pathetic to think that's the only qualification. You are blind to the reality of what actually makes someone smart. It's also pathetic to take someone else's attack strategy. Be original and think of something else. Last if you're going to copy someone you atleast have to be good at it and you are doing an awful job. So try harder please. I love this shit. I love the unintended bumps!
Oct 6 2011 8:23PM
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bustinthejus
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Your comparison skills are lacking. You made fun of him for making fun of your grammar with shitty grammar, but I never made fun of your grammar, until you made fun of mine - which, by the way, was perfect, while yours was horrible. So in essence, you're doing what sagasnow is doing.... And actually, the ability to make a coherent paragraph is actually a factor of intelligence. It's really not that hard to write properly, so there's no excuse for writing with shit grammar unless you're too stupid to figure out what is proper and what isn't. I also didn't steal his "attack strategy", since you started making fun of my grammar first. Finally, I fail to see how I'm doing a horrible job at correcting your grammar, when you still haven't pointed out what's wrong with my first post when you originally told me I have bad grammar. So please, next time you try to make fun of somebody, or try to sound smart, at least have something to back it up...

P.S. I'm not worried about bumping your shitty thread. You've already proven that you're a moron, unable to take criticism, and are completely unaware of how to leave a good impression. It's the equivalent of walking into a store, watching the salesman throw a hissy fit, and then attempt to sell you something. It just isn't going to work.
Oct 6 2011 8:30PM
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hoothoot
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Once again wow... I'm impressed about how much effort you are putting into these long paragraphs that literally you are contradicting yourself! First you said writing coherent is a factor of intelligence. But after that you say it's easy so then why is it a factor? It's easy to take a piss, does that factor into my intelligence? Lol. And let me just evaluate the perfect grammar of your last work. In the third sentence you use actually twice. That makes the sentence awkward and rubbish. Let me also add that all you have is that I haven't corrected the grammar in your first sentence. That is it now cleared up since I have corrected your, "Perfect," grammar. Their are many more errors but there too extensive in size to explain for your pea sized brain. Your doing a horrible job because your paragraphs are saying nothing. They are almost exact replicas of mine! Exept mine are supported and yours are not. You are stealing my strategy and not sagasnows, you didn't read correctly. Your closing sentence is exactly what I just said in the closing of mine! Stop being a pretentious idiot and get a life. You are not smarter than me. Get over that fact... Also I think I'm being a great salesman considering I have had tons of views and havent had to bump my thread that much! It's been at the top for awhile. Get the fuck out kid I have a ap calc test and an ap physics test to study for. So please for NS and for yourself, stop. You are just going to embarras yourself. Sorry it took so long to type I'm on my iPhone. Wait I'm not sorry cause your a retard and a dumbass. Step off loser. Get a life and get the fuck out.
Oct 6 2011 8:49PM
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bustinthejus
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Ah, that's the thing. If it's easy and you suck at it, then you must be a fucking moron. Therefore, if you can't figure out how to take a piss, you should probably just give up.

"All you have is that I haven't corrected the grammar in your first sentence."

Wait what? Not only is that a poorly constructed sentence, but you also only corrected my 3rd sentence. Oh, not only that, but you originally made fun of my FIRST POST. This is my 3rd/4th post. So, I'm going to assume that you read through all my posts, and couldn't find anything to critique me on except that one sentence. Really though, my paragraphs all have solid points proving your stupidity, whereas all you're doing is writing sub-par paragraphs making fun of my grammar while going on about me copying your "strategy". No sir, it isn't copying when all I'm doing is proving that you're making fun of something that you yourself fail at. I'm not making "replicas" of your paragraphs, I'm taking every single one of your points and disproving them - big difference sir.



And while I'm at it, I might as well point out all your grammatical/spelling errors here...

First sentence is messy - should be "I'm impressed with", not "I'm impressed about" and "that literally you are contradicting yourself" is just horrible phrasing.

"...writing coherent is a factor of intelligence" is improper use of the word coherent.

"That is it now cleared up since I have correct your, 'Perfect,' grammar" - perfect shouldn't be capitalized and there shouldn't be a comma after perfect.

They're instead of their, they're instead of their, you're instead of your, and you mispelled except.

Saganows should have an apostrophe.

Havent is missing an apostrophe.

Awhile should be two words.

You spelled embarrass wrong.

You used your instead of you're.


So really, you're in no position to critique my grammar hotshot.


Oct 6 2011 9:02PM
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hoothoot
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Ugh... You are literarily the most retarded person here. You just took all of my sentences out of context and twisted them to make them seem that they were wrong. I misspelled things because I'm on a phone? Also about the whole, "Perfect," situation. the p is capitalised and there is a comma after it retard. That is the proper form to quote. Go back to second grade. You're an idiot and you no longer deserve my attention. It's pathetic to argue with you because you picked out things that are actually correct! Yes the spelling was off, because I'm on a fucking phone. My grammar has been right and yoir interpretation is wrong. Also you picked on things that are not grammar but instead style. Fucking retard get the fuck out. You, just like sagasnow, have made yourself look retard by 1: picking on style instead of grammar 2: picked on spelling which is stupid considering im on my phone 3: pointed out errors that were actually correct! Read Strunk and White and you will learn some grammar. Still can't believe you pointed out something that was correct the first time and pretended like you were correct. You have successfully made yourself look like a grade A retard. For the last time get the fuck out...
Oct 6 2011 9:20PM
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west-coast
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guys this bitching is retarded..no one gives a shit about your intelligence, hes trying to sell a product, so get off his nuts. oh my god someone misspelled a word, lets all cry about it. no, sack up, take a diss, and let the thread continue without getting your period blood all over his sale. jesus christ
Oct 6 2011 9:39PM
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hoothoot
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Thank you! Yes please just trying sell this. I don't think I'm asking too much and I believe my price is fair. Buy up!
Oct 6 2011 9:41PM
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bustinthejus
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I'm sick of arguing with you over the internet, because in the end it's pointless. But no matter what, you are still retarded for making arguments without anything backing them up. You can point out all the things I apparently did wrong, but if you don't give me an example, your point is moot, plain and simple.
Oct 6 2011 10:09PM
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hoothoot
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You're pathetic.
Oct 7 2011 4:26AM
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openmindportrait
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Bump stop hatin on hoothoot if you dont have intentions of buying the crew then dont complain
Oct 7 2011 9:42AM
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hoothoot
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Thanks man!
Oct 7 2011 12:12PM
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KennyC
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youre such a douche.
Oct 7 2011 1:22PM
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Chlamydia
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this sale is shit
Oct 7 2011 1:44PM
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2_fadez
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Oct 7 2011 2:20PM
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hoothoot
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Why cause I'm trying to sell a piece of jiberish for a modest price? Get out
Oct 7 2011 2:50PM
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hoothoot
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Bump
Oct 7 2011 4:23PM
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sagesnow
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wait what do i sounds like?
Oct 7 2011 4:27PM
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hoothoot
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No one cares bro
Oct 7 2011 6:06PM
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adamlukowski
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wow guys. way to much hate for no reason, if you're not gonna buy, don't say anything, regardless if you think its overpriced
Oct 7 2011 7:13PM
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DayMan
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such a sick piece of jiberish. i would buy it if i had the moneyz :(
Oct 7 2011 7:20PM
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hoothoot
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Bump
Oct 8 2011 5:45AM
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eirikdl
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Just a tip, don't act like an asshole if you want to sell something. It would not help you.
Oct 8 2011 8:18AM
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hoothoot
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You switched tenses dumbass. It should be, "It will not help you." get out
Oct 8 2011 8:25AM
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hoothoot
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Sup
Oct 8 2011 11:46AM
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TonyMacaroni
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$19 shipped to Canada
Oct 8 2011 12:03PM
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hoothoot
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..... just get out...
Oct 8 2011 12:13PM
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eirikdl
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I don`t care
Oct 8 2011 12:23PM
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hoothoot
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then why'd you reply?
Oct 8 2011 12:30PM
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eirikdl
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I`dont care about grammar on the internett.
Oct 8 2011 1:07PM
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hoothoot
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cool story, you should tell it at parties.
Oct 8 2011 1:09PM
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2_fadez
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he is from fucking norway. english is not his first language.
why do you stop being such a fucking piece of shit and recognize the fact that anyone who may have wanted this originally, now think that you are a douche bag and are not interested. no one wants to deal with an asshole.
Oct 8 2011 1:16PM
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