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Best Purchase For $1.95 or Less?

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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
I have a prepaid American Express that is just sitting here begging to be spent. Any recommendations, gotta equal or be $1.95.
Oct 3 2011 4:55PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
invest it in penny stocks, maybe one will hit it big and you will be rich
Oct 3 2011 4:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,633
one and a half $1 condoms.
Oct 3 2011 4:58PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Donate it to a charity. Anything you buy online for that little will not be worth it after shipping. Everyone knows people don't shop in RL anymore, only online.
Oct 3 2011 4:58PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
did you seriously just fucking abbreviate real life?
Oct 3 2011 5:03PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i suppose you could buy a phone app of some sort for that
Oct 3 2011 5:06PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
http://www.ebay.com/itm/P38-MILITARY-GI-POCKET-KEY-CHAIN-EMERGENCY-CAN-OPENER-/170660932062?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27bc2f29de

Boom, that shit could save your life one day, and it'll pretty much last your entire life I guarantee.
Oct 3 2011 5:09PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
4reel yo
Oct 3 2011 5:14PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
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Oct 3 2011 5:44PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
find some change and go buy a couple of dbl chez at mcdicks
Oct 3 2011 5:51PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Was thinking the same thing. I was like RL? the fuck?
Oct 3 2011 7:14PM
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Rextski
Posts: 124 - Karma: 13
i was gonna say that oh dayum
Oct 3 2011 7:19PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
you can go get yourself a cheap shot at happy hour
Oct 3 2011 7:23PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 33,282
wings
Oct 3 2011 7:28PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
haha epic.
Oct 3 2011 7:30PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Someone doesn't spend enough time online...
Oct 3 2011 7:37PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
I will send you a picture of my dick for .75  and my brown hole for 1.95
Oct 4 2011 12:56PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
I know a kid who got a shoe lace for under a dollar shipped from ebay, hit that up.
Oct 4 2011 1:00PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
get another nickel and buy some dollar menu mcdonalds? or another fast food place that you like. that also offers a dollar menu
Oct 4 2011 1:04PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
prank calls! you can get like 3 prank calls in for that money, i suggest any hotel or law firm, anti suicide calls are just not funny.
Oct 4 2011 1:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Oct 4 2011 1:08PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

ELLO CALLAH?!  YA GET CHA FREE CAWD READIN ONLY 1.95 PAH MINUTE ... DA CAWDS DON LIE!!!!

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Oct 4 2011 1:13PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
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Oct 4 2011 2:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
^yep


either a tall can or maybe some fun toy from the dollar store
Oct 4 2011 2:59PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
black and milds/white owls
Oct 4 2011 3:03PM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
Me gusta white owls
Oct 4 2011 5:08PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
lol
Oct 4 2011 5:09PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
you're still never be funny, no matter how long you stick around.
Oct 4 2011 5:09PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324

one red paperclip

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

Oct 4 2011 5:11PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
fuck me.. **you'll**
Oct 4 2011 5:12PM
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