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CTD
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Hahaha. Listen to this. I guess this happened yesterday night or something. Some family in North Royaltin (a Suburb of Cleveland OH, Nice area of Town), noticed a man outside of their 5 year old daughter’s room. Upon closer inspection, the discovered he was wackin it to the sight of their sleeping daughter through the window. All of the family members rushed outside and caught the guy. They then proceeded to beat the shit out him for over two hours. They got a camra out and filmed the ordeal, and it was going on so long that some of the family members went off to take smoking breaks. By far, the best part of this whole incedent is when the families live-in aunt decided to get into it. So what did she do? Beat him with some heels? Burn him with a cigarette? NO. She ass raped him with a large branch! I guess the dude is in a coma at some hospital. The guy defiantly deserved it, but if he dies (they beat him that hard) they’re all gonna go to jail. Just thought id share.
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Aug 18 2004 5:16PM
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skibrdingbitch
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yea ohio represent!


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Aug 19 2004 6:21AM
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SohCahToa
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he didnt expose himself, he was trying to hide
Aug 19 2004 9:11AM
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proZach
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death by ass-rape
Aug 19 2004 10:28AM
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lineskier321
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if anyone finds a news article about this they should post it as soon as they find it

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Aug 19 2004 11:51AM
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QuickFlash7
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sodomy should teach him



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Aug 19 2004 11:56AM
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ESB
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Whoever would rape somebody with a branch should do a lot more time than someone who beats off to a little girl.

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Aug 19 2004 12:11PM
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stixonmtholly
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^you must not have kids. I wouldn't have killed him, but I would have left in a coma myself and not called the cops but let him wake up with a stick up his ass in the morning. What is he going to do about it call the cops and tell them. bet he won't come back. If the guy lives do they get to go free or will they face subsaquaint charges for forceful sodomy.


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Aug 19 2004 12:31PM
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skierdudeguy
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dammit, gd, always ruining our fun and making up feel bad becuase some guy got ass raped by some chicks aunt with a tree.

-Brady


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Aug 19 2004 12:32PM
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Ghost
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sohcahtoe, exposing yourself is a commonly used phrase for indescent exposure - which is exactly what this qualifies as. (go read an article on pee wee's misadventure. same thing, and please be so kind as to tell me what key phrases they use.)


and skierdudeguy, haha. I'm sorry. didn't mean to take your fun. you can still laugh at midgets. I promise, I will leave midgets alone.

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Aug 19 2004 2:16PM
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lineskier10
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as long as he doesnt die they might not be able to convist the people because they were defending their own property, and it is legal to use force to do that, but you cant use lethal force to defend your property so if he dies they are fucked, but also the whole thing about beating him for two hourts might fuck them over
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Aug 19 2004 2:24PM
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poor@$$skibum
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I wanna see the great aunt who ass-rapes people with tree branches. hahaha. that must be one crazy bitch. if i was her i wouldve raped him with a christmas tree.

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Aug 19 2004 2:35PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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you also can't use ass rape force, or at least in Illinois it's illegal...

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Aug 19 2004 2:36PM
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poor@$$skibum
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that was crazy shit. the more i think about that story, the less it seems possible



fat people should avoid buffets.
Aug 19 2004 2:40PM
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ESB
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I don't consider shoving a branch up someone's ass 'defending yourself', lineskier.

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Aug 19 2004 2:52PM
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lineskier10
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im not saying its a valid way of defending yourself or your property, but it could hold up in court, just because you dont agree with something doesnt mean someone cannot use it and make it work in court
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Aug 19 2004 2:56PM
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rightcoastskier
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dude kick his ass... then just call the cops and say he fell out of a tree

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Aug 19 2004 6:26PM
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cobalt
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i want to see this vid. minus the ass-raping part.

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Aug 19 2004 7:12PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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it's so mean to beat somebody that bad...i mean think about it. how many girls have you jerked off over, because it's essentialy the same thing (even though you aren't forty and the girls you beat it over aren't 5), imagine if the family members of every girl you ever spanked it to did that to you. wow. that would suck. i just wouldn't want to be that guy right now.
Aug 19 2004 7:39PM
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aggro_sk8
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ok, the ass rape thing is far past the limit, and so is the length of the beating. but a guy that jerks off to a 5 yr old also gets involved w/ kiddy porn, and often rapes and molests children, he had alot of that comming, plus he should die, guys like thatg are a detriment to humanity

exploiting children is worse than murder, and punishment should be according, but taking it that far is also wrong
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Aug 19 2004 10:45PM
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AltaWest2
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WHERE CAN I SEE THAT VIDEO? SHIT


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Aug 19 2004 10:47PM
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skierdudeguy
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well... as long as i can laugh at midgets

-Brady


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Aug 20 2004 2:03PM
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skiingsam69
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o thats fuckin hilarious

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Aug 31 2004 11:48AM
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SmoKinSkier
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I hineslty believe it was LAT who did it1!




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Aug 31 2004 11:54AM
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eton
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thats wrong on both end of things,
is that aunt just back from iraq?
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Aug 31 2004 11:54AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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you could just smell lat's reply from a mile away there
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Aug 31 2004 12:01PM
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DAMICO
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shoulda ripped his dick off...problem solved!

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Aug 31 2004 12:33PM
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KWagner
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'but if he dies (they beat him that hard) they’re all gonna go to jail'

they beat him that hard?!?! AAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHA
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Aug 31 2004 3:27PM
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12ParkRat60
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Thats awesome, I would have killed the guy
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Aug 31 2004 7:46PM
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