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Fucker Scratching My Car

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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
So since September first I haven't had proper insurance on my Volkswagen and have have been driving my parents cars to school, around town etc... My school is full of fucking losers who think they are hard and smoke at lunch because they think they're so fucking cool and pretend to be thug but still ride the bus and get ripped off for weed. Anyways, I tend to be one of those people that you either really love or REALLY hate. Apparently some people hate me enough to put a deep 8 inch long gouge into the trunk of my dad's 2002 Audi a4 (probably a $1000 fix) last week and then again today write bitch with a key, although not as deep but still its scratched in, on the trunk. I'm almost 100% certain its the same fuck up but I'm not sure who. I've thought about setting up my gopro in the back windshield and driving it everyday and waiting for more scratches but i wouldn't have enough memory. So.. What kind of methods do you think might work to draw this cunt out and find out who it is? And also, what would you suggest doing to them? I was thinking (if they are too big for me to kick the shit out of) I would call the cops and take them to court and make them pay damages/get charged for vandalism of my property or whatever.. Thoughts?
Sep 16 2011 12:10AM
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Skinsummer
Posts: 186 - Karma: 13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8
Sep 16 2011 12:13AM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
your dad is going to keep letting you drive it? how does he feel about the damage? is he ok with you doing this?
Sep 16 2011 12:21AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
find them kill them burn them
Sep 16 2011 12:22AM
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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
well I have to drive it to get to school for the some of the rest of the month because my dad takes our truck sometimes and he's all for like staking it out all day and finding out whos scratching it. he told me to "beat the fucking shit out of whoever it is" and he's not that upset because insurance is covering most of the costs and its not really my fault that some people are fucking dumb ass losers
Sep 16 2011 12:31AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
as a lot of people know I am real into my cars

if someone ever had the balls to do that shit to my car and I found out- I would get it fixed, if I couldn't prove to the police that it was them but was certain I would wait- not like 2 weeks wait but for at least a few months. Then one night I would destroy their car. Im not talking brick thru the window and keying it. I am talking gas soaked rag in the tank and lighting that bitch on fire. I would do it when I could have a solid alibi, and make sure that everything was perfectly hidden.


and with weed killer draw a huge fucking dick right in their lawn



Sep 16 2011 12:31AM
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CassiusClay
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Start riding the bus and get ripped off for weed. But really, I'd just stop driving your dads car to school and consider riding the bus.
Sep 16 2011 12:32AM
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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
I'm busing it after this month. And every day I have to drive my dad's car I'm parking way away from the school>
Sep 16 2011 12:40AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Good thinking. I understand you're pissed/frustrated but you just gotta let it go. Whats done is done, there is no changing that, they will eventually get whats coming to them.
Sep 16 2011 12:43AM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
Thats so shitty man, I absolutely hate people who vandalize other peoples property like that, especially with cars. If somebody did that to my car I would probably stakeout in the bushes with a paintball gun and empty the hopper on them and then beat the shit out of them. Not sure if the timelapse mode on the gopro uses less memory, but you might be able to get more out of it that way and just pause it at home. Good luck, hope you catch the fuckbag and give them what they deserve.
Sep 16 2011 1:31AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
gopro on 5 second photos and "go to the bathroom" like 10 mins before school ends and turn it on? if it worked it would be legit, theres no way that douche could deny it
Sep 16 2011 1:32AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
gopro photo every 2 seconds
Sep 16 2011 2:53AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
Voting for the GoPro action.
But I mean I wouldnt do the same shit like 3 times. (I wouldnt do it at all anyways but you cant be stupid enough to do it 3 times....)
Sep 16 2011 3:05AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Drive dad's car to school
Skip class
Watch car
Find fucker doing it
Beat the ever living fuck out of him, ruin his life, ruin his parents' life, generally fuck shit up
????????
Profit
Sep 16 2011 3:55AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535

all i could think of... sorry to hear it.

Figure out who it is and call the cops as much as beating his ass would be great the cops and law would make him pay for it along with dealing with the law and courts. so yeah
Sep 16 2011 4:00AM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
hide in the trunk!
Sep 16 2011 4:09AM
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icon1234
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Your school prob has security cameras in the parking lot, at least mine did. Find out where they are, park it underneath the camera, and whenever you notice a scratch just ask the office if they look at the tape and see if they find anything.
Sep 16 2011 5:14AM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
that sucks man, if that ever happened to me i would go fuckin nuts, i would stake out the parking lot, take pictures so i could prove to the cps it was him and then beat his ass after he paid for the damage
Sep 16 2011 7:22AM
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ORDEAL
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This is a good idea if the gopro doesnt work out
Sep 16 2011 7:35AM
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Broken_Rides
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All the cool kids ride their dirtbike to school. Find the kid and put an 8 inch gouge in his ass.
Sep 16 2011 8:42AM
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Huck_Norris
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Dude, are you really perplexed by this??? 

Go to school.  Skip classes when the wigger hardasses smoke butts and chill somewhere you can watch the car from a good distance- or from another car.  It won't be more than like two days after shit's fixed before they do it again, assholes are predictable like that, they hate it when people have nice things. 

Try to get them on camera doing it- either on your phone or gopro or whatever.  Give this to the school, cops and insurance company and let the riteous fist of video evidence rape him anally. 

OR

Go to his house, write BITCH in aircraft stripper upside down on the WHOLE SIDE of his car with a paintbrush and roll it onto its roof in his driveway with a few peeps.  That never fails to get the point across that you are a perpetually sadistic one-upper as well as far more creative and depraved than he could ever hope to be. 

SO in short, you can outdo him and feel good, or you can turn him in and get paid.  Pick one.  Good luck. 

Sep 16 2011 8:44AM
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Supergyro
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/thread?
Sep 16 2011 8:50AM
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woodruff
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hide inside the trunk and when they scratch it jump and with a gun/knife whatever is ur preference and teach them a lesson haha
Sep 16 2011 9:00AM
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Huck_Norris
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crossbow ftw.

Sep 16 2011 10:33AM
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maxter-paxter
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yes!
Sep 16 2011 9:21PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
WOW MAN THAT BLOWS.

I DONT KNOW HOW BIG YOUR SCHOOL IS, BUT AT MY SCHOOL I COULD PROBABLY TALK TO ENOUGH PEOPLE TO FIND OUT WHO DID IT. JUST ASK AROUND A LOT, YOU'LL FIND HIM, AND THEN FUCK HIM UP.
Sep 16 2011 9:25PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Buy a bigger memory card and find out who's doing it. Go to hunting supply store and purchase Skunk Urine hunting scent. This is the most foul smelling shit known to man. Make sure to get the oil based version. It costs about $4. Squirt a little bit of this stuff into the kid's locker and drip some into the vents on the hood of his car.

There is no way to get rid of this stuff once it is on something, so don't spill it on yourself. The offender will have to throw away everything in his locker and he will probably have to scrap his car. The school will also smell really bad for awhile.

This is the nuclear solution.
Sep 16 2011 9:42PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
1. Stop being a bitch.
2. Kids stop carving bitch in your car.
3. ??????

Sep 16 2011 10:46PM
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monkatizer
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def get a bigger memory card and tape it in low res. but make sure the cam isnt easy to see. disguise it or somthing
Sep 16 2011 10:55PM
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rockyhockey11187
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ha, i remember in college, my freshman year room mate was a huge douche, a good buddy and I got wasted one night and keyed the fuck out of his car, and possibly kicked in/dented his doors/broke off his mirrors....it was big deal...cops involved, never found out it was us, hahaha so bad, oh college, the dumb shit we do
Sep 16 2011 11:13PM
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StreetsOfRage
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He most likely is not a bitch, Just those kids are jealous he drives a audi while they are stuck riding the bus and being hoodlums.
Sep 16 2011 11:17PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
My driving instructor literally just told me about this girl who he sold weed to got caught and then narked on him then he torched her car with a Molotov and had people vouch that he was at a party all night
Sep 16 2011 11:30PM
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Zump.
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I'm for the stakeout. You've gotta instigate it a little bit, do something really obnoxious to piss these kids off and make them to do it again. You won't have to waste as much time/effort in catching them.

Look into being able to go out to your car to set up your Go-Pro and swap out SD cards throughout the day, or just minimize the time that its on. For instance, if you're allowed out of the school for lunch at 12, get there at 11;50 and set everything up, assuming everything checks out with your security officer
Sep 16 2011 11:43PM
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J.M
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this
Sep 17 2011 1:31AM
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Static
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maybe even hide the gopro in a friends car parked right by yours
Sep 17 2011 1:45AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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this is totally the first thing i thought of!
Sep 17 2011 2:06AM
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timmi
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scratch every car in the parking lot to make it even.
Sep 17 2011 3:03AM
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Dan.P
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Hide naked with a crowbar
Sep 17 2011 3:31AM
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Mr.Huck
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Yes, revenge is only good if you don't end up in prison for it. That's why the hunting scent thing works so well. It pretty much destroys the guy's car without leaving a mark on it. Even if you get caught on video doing it, it is pretty hard to prove what you did exactly. Read my post above. For 4 dollars you can make it so no one will be able to get within 50 feet of the car, much less drive it. The dick who is doing this will have to have his car towed to a salvage yard. Extreme,yes, but keying someone's car is really fucked and anyone who does it deserves the worst.
Sep 17 2011 12:30PM
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JamesR
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Your dad should honestly be ashamed of himself for telling you to fight the kid. What kind of grown man encourages fights between high school kids? If you catch the kid, turn him in.
Sep 17 2011 12:48PM
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monkatizer
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well, when most of our parents grew up, you would beat the shit out of a kid for doing stuff like that and wouldnt get in trouble, unlike today where every little prick just whines to the principal
Sep 17 2011 1:07PM
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Static
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Here's a fun incident where a father not only encouraged his son to fight, but tagged teamed with him.... result, dead son.


Sep 17 2011 1:14PM
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hollygrove
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why do some people hate you? maybe you're a douche and deserved to get your fancy ass car scratched.
Sep 17 2011 1:47PM
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deleted5
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same thing happened to me in breck and i have no clue who would have even wanted to fuck with my car.
Sep 17 2011 1:58PM
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e.wait
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how could anyone have any sympathy for this kid? along with his father, he basically attempted to murder two innocent parking attendants. he got exactly what he deserved and i hope his father suffers along with him.
Sep 17 2011 2:19PM
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dreadyboy
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Kid didn't start that shit though, it was his dad and he was helping out. The dad should've got macheted
Sep 17 2011 2:56PM
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.AR6rider.
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They both should have gotten their asses macheted. Couple fucking thugs trying to kill those parking lot attendants over a BOTTLE OF COLOGNE. Fuckin a, man. Lock that piece of shit up.
Sep 17 2011 3:22PM
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Mr.Huck
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I actually do have some sympathy for the kid. It's not his fault that his dad is a paste eating moron. The dad should be shot and pissed on, IMO. That's after they convict him of second degree murder for the death of his son.
Sep 17 2011 3:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
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...really?
Sep 17 2011 3:58PM
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james6345789
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i agree. he tried to kill those innocent kids! i'm not saying he should have died, but i mean come on. if the kid didn't stab him, he would've been killed by that black guy
Sep 17 2011 10:46PM
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LeadThug420
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How much did it cost to repair the damage?  If they did upwards of $1000 in damage, it's a class 5 felony punishable by up to 3 years in jail and $100,000 in fines (Colorado law).  If you did get substantial evidence incriminating somebody, you may want to blackmail them instead of turning them in.  Tell them if they give you 10k, you won't go to the police.  Getting a lawyer to fight the case will cost them upwards of 10k on its own, not to mention potential fines and jail time, so they will probably take the deal.  Then you get a little richer, and you don't ruin somebody's life.

Sep 17 2011 11:53PM
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