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What war would you fight in?

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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Theoretical question. If you HAD to fight one war in the previous 110 years, regardless of where it was fought which one would you choose?

Because this is theoretical try not to base it totally on survivability alone. I'm more interested to see which war you all think would be most interesting (even if you're anti-war)
Sep 13 2011 10:03PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
Cold War
Sep 13 2011 10:04PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Any modern war where I wouldn't get stabbed to death brutally. I'd much rather get shot or blown up.
Sep 13 2011 10:05PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
WW 2.
Sep 13 2011 10:05PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
The cola War
Sep 13 2011 10:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,439
Why does it have to be in the previous 110 years?


That takes out a lot of good stuff.

The war of the kitchen screen door and the gypsies liberation
Sep 13 2011 10:06PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
I believe one of the only wars is recent history wroth fighting in would of been WW2.  There was an actual reason. Either the alliance wins the war or hitler controlls the world. Also revolutionary for our freedom.
Sep 13 2011 10:06PM
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GeneralT
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Modern war. WWII conditions were brutal. now we have nice bases and humvees to roll around in.
Sep 13 2011 10:06PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
world war two. airborne.
Sep 13 2011 10:07PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
ill make another food war for the last school day. it was just EPIC
Sep 13 2011 10:07PM
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SkierPT
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The point of going to fight isnt about comfort and surviving. It's about laying down your life to fight for a cause you are passionate about protecting
Sep 13 2011 10:08PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
Cold war, or iraq
Sep 13 2011 10:09PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Haha yeah it starts as laying down your life to fight for a cause you are passionate about protecting then quickly becomes about comfort and surviving.
Sep 13 2011 10:11PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
more specifically these guys

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known as the band of brothers.
Sep 13 2011 10:12PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
The Trojan War
Zeus would totally have my back
Sep 13 2011 10:12PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
War of the Worlds or that war in Tropic Thunder
Sep 13 2011 10:13PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Vietnam Airborne 67-69
Sep 13 2011 10:13PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Anglo-Zanzibar War. It lasted 38 minutes. word.
Sep 13 2011 10:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
either that or the rebels v. the dark empire, side undecided
Sep 13 2011 10:16PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
lol. Nazi Germany could never have won the war.
Sep 13 2011 10:19PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,439
trollollollo

or straight retarded
Sep 13 2011 10:27PM
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Hosoi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 20
Desert Storm. I wanna look dope in a gas mask while im killin dudes.
Sep 13 2011 10:27PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
Says you. Tell that to the Vets who were unwillingly drafted for 'Nam.


Sep 13 2011 10:29PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Current day war or special ops in the cold way
Sep 13 2011 10:38PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Cold war
Sep 13 2011 10:38PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
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Sep 13 2011 10:39PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
any of the call of duty games
Sep 13 2011 10:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
THIS FOR SURE
Sep 13 2011 10:39PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
WW2 or granada

Sep 13 2011 10:40PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
cant tell if serious
Sep 13 2011 10:41PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
the war of 1812
Sep 13 2011 10:42PM
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AWALLRUS.
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YOU KNOW THE WAR OF 1812 WAS ACTUALLY IN THE YEAR OF 1812, RIGHT? WHICH IS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO
Sep 13 2011 10:43PM
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Fucktown
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Chopper pilot in Vietnam, or piloting a fighter plane in WW1-2. Justification being, human flight in my opinion is absolutely amazing, I love aviation, and pilots are generally the most badass of the military folk. WWII bomber pilots - lets get hammered and party all night to wake up a few hours later and fly unpressurized at 30,000 feet until our gas runs out. I know people are going to roast me for wanting to fight in Vietnam... cry about it.
Sep 13 2011 10:43PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Probably something like Iraq. Only if I got to be a helicopter pilot though... Rapin bitches in the Cobra.
Sep 13 2011 10:45PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
The war on drugs
Sep 13 2011 10:45PM
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comeatmebro
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ww2 airborne. dog fights all day.
Sep 13 2011 10:47PM
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.travis.
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'Nam. Vietnam vets are so fucking badass.
Sep 13 2011 10:49PM
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Frosty
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 797
Fuck, usually I can withstand your caps, but this time I just burst out laughing.
Sep 13 2011 10:50PM
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Davy.Crockett
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cant tell if trolling or just stupid...



for me world war 2 for sure
Sep 13 2011 11:40PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Very true, I want to fight the Brits, The Huns, The Crusades, Roman Empire. Those are wicked important events in History.
Sep 13 2011 11:44PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
something involving vikings
Sep 13 2011 11:46PM
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navierSTOKED
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Falklands.  Harrier pilot.  Definitely no where near the eastern front of WW2.  That shit would have been hell.
Sep 13 2011 11:47PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
WWII 101st
Sep 13 2011 11:48PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
WW2 for sure. either with the 101st airborne or the 10th mountain division
Sep 13 2011 11:49PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
wrong. most fighting didn't start until 1814, but yes it was declared in 1812. I would fight in that too because I have a house on lake champlain which is where some of the most pivotal battles in the war were fought.
Sep 13 2011 11:49PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
the card game war
Sep 13 2011 11:49PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
Star wars or the battle for middle earth
Sep 13 2011 11:50PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
War sucks, but Gortex, air conditioning and ipods have made it suck a little less.
Sep 14 2011 12:00AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I would want to be at war right now. We dominate them when it comes to tech and information. Our weapons are better. If they didn't have IED;s planted in everything it would be a different war for sure. + The military has much better ways of keeping you alive then most hospitals, military health tech is cutting edge. You have a better chance of living in this war than any other.
Sep 14 2011 12:03AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
is this even a question? ww2, the enemies were like bad guys out of a movie
Sep 14 2011 12:15AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
None, i am a fucking pussy
Sep 14 2011 12:16AM
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