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MatRich

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everyone has a few facebook "friends" who clain themselves photographers. Their mom bought them a t2i or an other popular reflex on special at best buy and now they shoot away on auto and call themselves photographers.

Anyways we all know you have some of those friends: example John smith photographer. Post some examples of their shitty pictures.

not sure if the second gem worked, but go at it guys lets see some hot headed automatic shooters up in hure!

Sep 8 2011 9:02PM

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Nate_Higgers

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Thats actually a very good picture. The photographer must have timed it perfectly snapping a shot during the split second those two cows popped their heads up from munching that turf

Jul 12 2012 12:00PM

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MatRich

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lol these are priceless! I love how this thread is still going!

Jul 12 2012 12:02PM

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

Obviously gay sex. Fruity bed...

Jul 12 2012 12:06PM

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MatRich

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heres a guy that makes me fucking angry. The kid sucks balls at photo, shoots on auto and constantly provides horrible pictures. what I hate about him... fucking kid is constantly shooting contracts in photo and video. his video stuff is even worst garbage than this yet, the fucking guy got to do a shoot on red epic. WTF?

Jul 12 2012 12:09PM

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Panchuk

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I found a fucking goldmine. Look at some of these...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/CDPhotography/257426921025855

"point of power"

"threshhold"

Jul 12 2012 12:10PM

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JWoods

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Bizzumps

Jul 15 2012 4:52AM

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Mr_pretzel

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ohh noooo. Thats so bad

Jul 15 2012 8:37AM

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BarryFeinstein

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Lame

just came up on my newsfeed. This kid "Jordan Loyd" thinks he's good or something

Jul 15 2012 10:22AM

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CliffyByro

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i really really really hope you're joking...

Jul 15 2012 10:35AM

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Bmo.

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Haha I don't think he'd be friends with Jordan unless he knew what he was. Love that kids work

Jul 15 2012 10:54AM

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ColinB

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hahaha so true. i laughed so hard when Miguel threw this up

Jul 15 2012 11:04AM

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MatRich

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I dunno, this example here is actualy a good photo. it actualy has a subtle reference to the american flag. this in a photo series about american life could be great.

Jul 15 2012 8:29PM

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aloha.

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Ridiculous

I do believe that the post was a jest, to be quite frank. Such a sick photo, I didn't even realize the flag part of it.

Jul 15 2012 8:32PM

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Bmo.

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ya he was joking, its Jordan Loyd

Jul 15 2012 8:32PM

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runic

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Lame

This thread is so damn funny.

Jul 15 2012 11:14PM

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Z-Juice

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Well I mean if you take pictures you are a photographer so

Jul 15 2012 11:27PM

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sitty9.

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kasey hodge

Jul 15 2012 11:37PM

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Mr.Sloth

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I'm lucky enough to be friends with several talented photographers, but there are a few.,.. Also the trashy girls who cover the pictures of themselves in word art and shit

Jul 15 2012 11:44PM

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Bmo.

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cant stand that shit. immediate 'unsubscribe'

Jul 16 2012 12:04AM

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Brock.

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It makes me uncomfortable to know that so many of you find it entertaining to make fun of other peoples artwork.

People can call themselves whatever they want. Why do you give a shit.

Jul 16 2012 12:34AM

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gravel

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Jul 17 2012 11:37AM

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SamColby

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speaking of photography...in all seriousness can you guys tell me what you think of mine? thanks http://www.flickr.com/photos/76159813@N08/

Jul 17 2012 10:36PM

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Brock.

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Jul 19 2012 2:21AM

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SamColby

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Yeah that what I think too, Thanks for input, I really like some of yours particularly the one of the beach town. Added as a contact

Jul 19 2012 11:58AM

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bdarb207

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I think most of the entertainment has come from people's obscene watermarks. Enjoy your hobby fine but when you do that it says you're a professional whose work can't be shared because it's so amazing and frankly most of these people are amateur at best. Enjoy your hobby but they shouldn't claim to be professionals when they aren't.

Jul 29 2012 9:53AM

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MatRich

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found an other one today, all of her shit has shutter speed that is far too slow. she shoots with a 5D and takes her self seriously even though she cant produce a sharp picture to save her life.

Jul 31 2012 3:25PM

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ColinB

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Insane

Shut up, Peter. You have a Pentax.

hah just kidding they make decent cameras too.

Jul 31 2012 3:48PM

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bo0b

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If a bunch of kids came to the ski hill who couldnt ski for shit, and said they were pro, would you make fun of them? Probably.

Jul 31 2012 4:53PM

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jzSteezy

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then there's this other bitch that thinks her pictures are amazing...

Aug 1 2012 7:15PM

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J_Christoph

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good lord...

Aug 1 2012 7:22PM

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fujarome

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Crazy Fool

I'm alright with people taking pictures and enjoying it, it's just the ones who take it way too seriously for what they're actually doing.

You're taking a picture of a friend in a weird position to put on facebook. You don't need a watermark, literally no one is going to steal that.

Aug 2 2012 1:49AM

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beezey

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this made me chuckle good sir.

internet high five in addition to +k

Aug 2 2012 3:04AM

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BlackieChan

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This photo is actually pretty good imo...

Aug 2 2012 3:15AM

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BlackieChan

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This photo is actually really strong and captivating, so many different reads can come from this that comment on so many different levels within art and art history.

But the question is did the "photographer" try to create exactly that or was is a lucky accident?

Aug 2 2012 3:20AM

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CliffyByro

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it's jordan lloyd, he knows exactly what he's doing haha

Aug 2 2012 9:00AM

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melbs

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Ridiculous

Those comments... oh lawd

Aug 3 2012 6:07PM

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theBearJew

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Lol you didnt know how to do a screen cap with a Mac? Had to google it eh?

Aug 3 2012 6:11PM

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melbs

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knew that was coming

Aug 3 2012 6:14PM

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Toasty.

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and you knew how to do it the first time without google?

Aug 4 2012 9:47AM

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notfunny

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Wannabe

I said You ain't artsier than me…

Aug 4 2012 5:59PM

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SamColby

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Chick in that photo looks like a crack whore

Aug 4 2012 11:50PM

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monkatizer

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Aug 6 2012 10:33PM

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sammiedee

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Insane

From an album titled photography samples

Aug 6 2012 10:51PM

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klayer_9

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Such talent. I love the out of focus bald persons head that was not cropped out.

Aug 6 2012 11:19PM

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bo0b

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Hahaha.

http://reddeer.kijiji.ca/f-services-photography-video-W0QQCatIdZ168
^^ read some of those "professional photographer has been working for just over a year looking to rent a lens"

Aug 7 2012 11:47PM

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