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Best prank you have done to a friend?

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Masta_Baka
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So at about this time last year when i was living in the dorms me and my new roommate started a never ending battle. It all started with nut taps and pouring water on eachother when we were shitting. Anyways I had this bottle of Hot sauce called hot sauce from hell. literally one drop of this shit will fuck your life for the next 20 minutes. Anyways one night when he went to the bathroom i put it all over the rim of his water bottle so when he came in to drink it, it burned the shit out of his lips. He freaked out and decided he would get me back. A few days later i found myself dying when i took a handful of a pretty much brand new box of cheesezits. he had poured like 10 drops into the box so my day was pretty much ruined at that point. I of course being the ass hole that i am decided to one up him and when he brought up his fresh clothes from the laundry room, i snuck a pair of his boxers put a few drops in the crotch then put them back. I waited to hear the response. about a month later i brought it up because i hadnt heard him say anything about it. turns out he wore them to bed one night and woke up with a burning dick and spent 45 minutes in the shower trying to wash it off. right after he realized his dick was burning he called his girlfriend and accused her of giving him an STD and tried to break up with her. i didnt like the bitch so i was okay with this. This war continued all year and is still ongoing. He has not come close to one upping my prank and i dont think he will.


What have you done to someone that resulted in a priceless victory?
Sep 6 2011 7:40PM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
Posts: 492 - Karma: 28
Poopy dollar is such a classic, the best pank!
Sep 6 2011 7:41PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
dumped some hot sauce in a friends root bear beverage at a restaurant. nothing big
Sep 6 2011 7:48PM
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snowbombz
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i replaced a friend's toothpaste with mayonnaise once.
Sep 6 2011 7:49PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
haha all of OPs pranks center around the one bottle of hot sauce.

i shit in my friends boat.
Sep 6 2011 7:54PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
i left a dead body in my friends trunk it was pretty funny
Sep 6 2011 7:59PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Hmmm I would have to say beef stewing somebody and I accidentally sharted. Jk that didn't happen but what if it did?!
Sep 6 2011 8:02PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sep 6 2011 8:02PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
omg bro ahhh bro benchwarmers was soooo bro funny
Sep 6 2011 8:04PM
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StreetsOfRage
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ololol, first page. also, me and my friends GF decided we'd put icy hot in his boxers. shit he FLIPPED out it was sooo funny.
Sep 6 2011 8:05PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18

Last year, some white guy left his backpack out in the locker room so some ghetto black kid decided to shit in it.

Another time, some black dude pissed in a gatorade bottle and put it in a random locker.  The next day, after my lax game, my goalie walked to his locker and was so exhaused that he just opened his locker (it had no lock) and just took out the gatorade bottle and took a gulp of it before realizing what he did.

Both times were funny as fuck, not for the victims though.

Sep 6 2011 8:05PM
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rareison
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Worst I've done to my friends is pull their chair out right when they were going to sit down, and I put a push tack in my friends boxers.
Sep 6 2011 8:05PM
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Creator
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i still think my dead body in the trunk prank was pretty funny
Sep 6 2011 8:08PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i would be scared if i were you
Sep 6 2011 8:12PM
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soulskier
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one time we did all kinds of things to a friends car and to top it off took one of those singing get well cards and when she opened the door
"i've seen better days..."
Sep 6 2011 8:15PM
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egg.
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stuck a cucumber in 4 different peoples buttholes, then peed in them

same night, same cucumber.

claim/

Sep 6 2011 8:20PM
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Yinzer
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has not actually been able to pull this yet but heres the plan, I have a friend that blacks out constantly, this kid just doesn't have self control or a low tolerance or whatever. SO next time he is out cold we are going to go in during the night, prop his arm up and cast it. we have the materials and the expertise, we just need a solid time. Next morning we'll claim to know nothing about it.
Sep 6 2011 8:31PM
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Parks.
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copied down my friends locker # but i cant decide what to do...btw he has 4 AP classes
Sep 6 2011 8:51PM
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the_moderaper
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Sep 6 2011 8:53PM
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Milksteak
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Nice dudes.
Sep 6 2011 8:58PM
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Shukovski
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I once got back to a friend big time.
We made him drink lot's of wodka at a party and when he feel in the drunk coma we put him in my Range Rover and we drove to this big area of forest near moscow.

In the car we prepared a thick bandage in which we applied a gps tracker on his shin.
We then gave him a short girly t-shirt with some blood and removed his pants.
Then we dropped him near this lake.

We could follow him and always stayed within range of him but he couldn't see us and ocasionally would fuck with him by playing wolf and bear sounds in the night.


 it took him four days to reach civilization.


It was a good laugh.

Sep 6 2011 8:59PM
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k-fred
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epic
Sep 6 2011 9:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i hear that if you put a matress in a pool itll take a crane to get it out
Sep 6 2011 9:06PM
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Parks.
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hes fat so he doesnt take PE..haha
Sep 6 2011 9:11PM
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snowbombz
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oh. My. God.
Sep 6 2011 9:14PM
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Parks.
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this again? haha
Sep 6 2011 9:16PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Sep 6 2011 9:16PM
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AWALLRUS.
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ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING I PUT HIS PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND TOOK A PICTURE. I MADE HIM LOOK SO GAY!
Sep 6 2011 9:17PM
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.AR6rider.
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Well, not so much a prank as just a weird situation/me being an ass. When I was a freshman in college, my roommate's girlfriend at the time came over one morning because apparently they were supposed to go do something, but he wasn't there. I convinced her that he was in jail even though I knew he was just crashing at another friend's dorm after a long night of drinking. She got really upset and was getting mad at me for not staying with him/letting him get arrested, blah, blah, this went on for a while, so I was finally just like, "LOLOL he's at Ben's, stop worrying. His phone probably died. Let's go over there, we can grab some food and you guys can go on with your day" Turns out they both actually DID get arrested on the way home from the party we went to. I felt like the biggest dick on the planet haha.

/cool story, Hansel.


Sep 6 2011 9:20PM
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AWALLRUS.
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YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE 17
Sep 6 2011 9:27PM
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.AR6rider.
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Oh yeah...I meant uhh, when I was a freshman in high school.
Sep 6 2011 9:28PM
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k-fred
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haha love that one,

this summer me and my friends took about 300 lb of paper and we creased it all. after 12 hour of works, my brothers room was full and when i say full its fucking full from bottom to the roof.my bro first said: im not cleaning that shit. lol

we filmed everything but my stupid sister deleted the tape

Sep 6 2011 9:29PM
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*simba*
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If that falls wrong imagine how knocked the fuck out the person would be.
Sep 6 2011 9:29PM
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egg.
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thats actually really funny
Sep 6 2011 9:30PM
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.cam.
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Dumped hot sauce in my friends mouth while he was a sleep. He sat up and looked so confused then tried to go back to sleep. IN 30 seconds he jumped out of bed and was running all around trying to find something to drink. he ended up tripping and falling. I felt kind of bad so I gave him a water we had hidden. in retrospect it would have been even funnier to put more hot sauce in the water bottle.

Also got into a tp war with some friends. Two nights ago we threw 50 rolls all around there house. they came home as we were finishing. They then offered us pizza and drinks and we chilled there for like 2 hours. Took them 5 hours to clean it up the next day though.
Sep 6 2011 9:31PM
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Lemuel
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Shot up his school
Sep 6 2011 9:32PM
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J.M
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i dont know why but i laughed
Sep 6 2011 11:11PM
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Keenan_Jones
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My roommate went to the doctor with his girlfriend because she thought she was preggos. I called him the next day pretending to be the doctor and told him the tests came back positive.

He about lost it.
Sep 6 2011 11:14PM
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Get.Kronk
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I have a buddy with split parents who live in the same neighborhood and last weekend we took a friend who belives in ghosts and demonic shit to his dads house while we were staying at his moms and convinced him it was somebody elses house where a little girl got murdered and put all this halloween and other creepy stuff around and "broke in" and explored..
Next kid we do it do is gonna involve a person hiding inside who pretends to come home and freak out cuz people are in his house.
Sep 6 2011 11:18PM
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FLBP
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I got a new phone and before anybody knew my number I texted my buddy tellin him I was Cindy from the other night, I kept tellin him we hooked up at Jeremy's party on the trampoline, he gave me the old "lol i was so blacked out sorry I don't remember you" I followed up with "I missed my period." then he started denying anything happened but agreed to meet up at planned parenthood the following monday for a paternity test. I forgot about all about it but when Monday rolled around he called me and was completely confused when I answered, when I asked him where he was at he told me downtown (pp is downtown) he didn't say anything to me about the texts tho.
Sep 6 2011 11:28PM
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SlimDunkin.
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One time I raped my buddy then through a matress in his pool.
Sep 6 2011 11:33PM
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jblaski
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So I had a buddy that really loved his computer (he spent a shit ton of money on it).

So one day he was gone, me and my roommate changed his desktop to the image of a shattered LCD screen, hid all his desktop icons, turned off the screen saver, unplugged his keyboard and mouse, and laid his monitor face down.

When he got home, he was like "what the fuck?" lifted up his monitor, and saw it "shattered". When he moved his mouse around and hit his keyboard, nothing happened (of course).

He completely flipped out and it was mighty hilarious.
Sep 6 2011 11:34PM
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daveNZ
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we made a poster pretending to be giving away baby mini lop rabbits, it said like '7 male 3 female mini lop rabbits, 6 weeks old, free to a good home. cages also available at cost, leaving the country soon contact me on (my friends phone number)' and had a cute picture of some bunnies and put like 30 posters up around uni and he just kept getting calls and texts and shit and was not happy
Sep 6 2011 11:45PM
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Trace.
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I haven't done much, but the best I've been a part of is easilly this. Me and some friends convinced a girl that we were another friend of mine (tom). My friend had her number for a month and by the end we convinced her to meet tom for a date while we all hung out...it was kind of a had to be there thing but seeing his face was priceless...she called him on skype nonstop until like 1 in the morning
Sep 6 2011 11:45PM
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bdarb207
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Much better thing you can do in a dorm. Fill water in a small trash bin an lean it against the door that opens inward so the next time they open it to leave it just falls over in their room. Water everywhere=pwned. Also. If you get like fifteen or twenty packs of post it's you can make a room fuckin glow it's do yellow. Just cover eerythimg takes forever to get down.
Sep 7 2011 12:34AM
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.Hugo.
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Another good dorm prank is tying a rope to a door knob, and then to the door right accross the hall leaving just a little bit of slack, knock on both doors and enjoy the show
Sep 7 2011 12:40AM
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muFFn
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Sep 7 2011 11:16AM
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dubtwo
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in high school, me and some friends filled 100 dixie cups with water, froze them, stacked them behind a teachers door that opened inward at night. Then the next morning they had thawed, and were filled with water. The only way to get in the room was opening the door, thus spilling the water everywhere. pretty good if i say so myself
Sep 7 2011 11:50AM
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Huck_Norris
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Many, many prnaks have been performed. 

We super glued my buddys fly shut while he was passed out drunk, and when he woke up with the piss of a lifetime he went to the bathroom, couldn't get his fly down and pissed himself and had to walk back out into the party literally and figuratively pissed. 

Sep 7 2011 11:52AM
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Funkadelic
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When I was in high school my friends and I discovered this website for deaf people where you type in a number to call, it calls the person, and you type and the operator says literally anything you type to the person you called, and then the operator types out what the person you called says.

Around the same time of discovering this website, one of my friends was being set up on a blind date with a girl he knew literally nothing about. So a couple of my friends and I went on this website and called my buddy and pretended to be the girl he was going to be going on a blind date with. After some time we convinced him that we actually were that girl and that she was deaf. We then started telling him all this crazy shit she was going to do to him.

So long story short, he went on a blind date with this girl, thinking she was going to be this deaf, extremely horny girl, only to find out when he picked her up that she wasn't.
Sep 7 2011 12:04PM
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ILLinoisance
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A friend and I went up to Mount Bohemia to ski in Michigan, leaving one of our good friends behind because he's a whipped boyfriend. Anyway, the last day, we decided to fuck with him a little bit.

We put a note on multiple random vehicles saying:

"Sorry, I hit your (car,truck, whatever), call me and let me know if you need any more of my information. Kevin 815-347-####"

The next day, he got like 3 calls with people pissed off yelling at him wondering where the damage was and everything. Our local police even got involved, which made the prank 10 times better. The best part is that they were calling from Michigan like 1000 miles away from where he was and he didn't even think once that it was us messing with him.
Sep 7 2011 12:20PM
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