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High school bucket list

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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 819
i just started mine. any ideas?
i have
-do at least 5 list goals every month.
-get a 3.7 GPA
-don't smoke/drink for 3 weeks in a row, on 2 different occasions.
-shoot a gun
-grow a stache
-poach some hot tubs
-make 2 non-skiing gopro edits
- get a legit school photo (picture day is the 2nd day of school)

i mostly made this thread for the last one, what kind of picture should i get? i was thinking draw faded cat whiskers on my face... something along those lines lol.
Sep 5 2011 5:06AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

For the picture, Slip the photographer 20 and rock full ski gear.

For the list:

-Get a handjob the first day

-Let farm animals loose in the halls

-Ride a dirtbike through the halls

-Jib a rail in the hall

-Smoke a J in the principal's office

Sep 5 2011 5:15AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
-pee in a girl's butt
-make out with your cousin
-spill millk on keyboard
-blow up chads gap
-don't be mad at your friend
-etc....
Sep 5 2011 8:08AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
my high school goals were to get a sports award and have sex. if you make them simple it's easy to be satisfied with your 4 years
Sep 5 2011 8:14AM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
get on the roof of the school
Sep 5 2011 8:17AM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
the beautiful truth of under achievement. its the policy i took with grades.


Sep 5 2011 8:27AM
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sneds
Posts: 349 - Karma: 26
light up a spliff in the bathroom during class
Sep 5 2011 4:54PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
1. fuck bitches
2. make bank
3. ski
Sep 5 2011 6:05PM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
this
Sep 5 2011 6:52PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
this +get into good college
Sep 5 2011 6:56PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
That guy is either high or just had sex for the first time...
Sep 5 2011 6:57PM
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TBigCat
Posts: 629 - Karma: 4
haha
Sep 5 2011 7:03PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
fuck her
fuck her
her too
and uhh, here
and a few more.

but typical highschool that didn't work out.

Maybe see how much trouble you can get out of.
Sep 5 2011 7:03PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

-smoke blunts with the principle

-take a shit in someones locker

-throw a dildo at your teacher

-tell your lunch server "I aint eatin this shit" and throw it at her.

-start the heeleys fad again

- full on sprint through your halls on the way to class while blasting shitty techno music off your phone.

- eat a nail

- take a piss on something

-become friends with the janitors and go out and smoke j's with them

-fuck an antelope

Sep 5 2011 7:05PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
Hell yah! I've got a head start!
Sep 5 2011 7:45PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
speaking of your username:


do a BN down the halls
Sep 5 2011 8:04PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
This, heelies were the shit
Sep 5 2011 8:28PM
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HARVERSACE
Posts: 763 - Karma: 372
fuck bitches get money
Sep 5 2011 8:33PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
I lol'd.
Sep 5 2011 8:38PM
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.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
Be the best student on the mountain! Er, in the school.
Sep 5 2011 8:53PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
WHAT THE FUCK? Sorry guys I was sure I posted this in a different thread. Like 95%. haha sorry.
Sep 5 2011 10:16PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
done all except 1 4 and 5
Sep 5 2011 10:18PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
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1. ski alot
2. drive fast cars
3. smoke lotsa weed
4. party real hard
5. ???
6. make profit
Sep 5 2011 11:35PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
do a teacher. not a male teacher. not a dilapidated turtle teacher. a smoking hot even-her-homework-makes-me-hard teacher
Sep 5 2011 11:39PM
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cassFLOW
Posts: 129 - Karma: 24
fuck the bathroom, light it up in class
Sep 6 2011 12:03PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
Done. Get a handjob in class is on my list
Sep 6 2011 1:11PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,599
Party hard.

Sep 6 2011 1:12PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
lol sig'd


Sep 6 2011 1:18PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
this shouldn't be a goal. it should be a fact of life.
Sep 6 2011 3:12PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Arent ypu homeschooled?
Sep 6 2011 3:22PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,599
Oh yeah. That's right. I'm supposed to be confined to my dark, dark room and stuck to my computer while disregarding all of the outside world.
Sep 6 2011 7:08PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
Duh...


-ski
-ski
-ski
-ski
-get a job to support the above activities
-make some shit memorable.
Sep 6 2011 7:15PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

pass Geometry so that I can graduate

Sep 6 2011 7:20PM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
Posts: 492 - Karma: 28
Sleep with as many underage gurlz as possiable before I hit 18 which is soon, got to smash as much freshman pussy as possiable, feel me!
Sep 6 2011 7:36PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Well no, but one imagines it closes a lot of doors
Sep 6 2011 7:58PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
i seriously doubt any of this will happen
for me it would prob be

-get better grades

- break all the major school rules (without getting caught) by the time i graduate 2 more left and im gonna be a sophmore...

-become a dorm leader my senior year
Sep 6 2011 8:23PM
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