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Welcome to New Zealand, where police will roll you a smoke when you're too drunk.

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LIL_WAT
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Classic NZ.
Aug 25 2011 11:17PM
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Njens.
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hahahahahha
Aug 25 2011 11:21PM
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EastCoast315
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"ron I can't roll!" Classic. Fucking kiwis, in nyc he'd be in the car in about thirty seconds.
Aug 25 2011 11:24PM
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FerrisBueller
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1st pg. i love nz
Aug 25 2011 11:25PM
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.frenchy
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Haha win. Ron I can't roll!
Aug 25 2011 11:27PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i love the people in this country. this is amazing
Aug 25 2011 11:28PM
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EricaMN.
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why cant all police officers be this cool?
Aug 25 2011 11:30PM
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BmoChop
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that was wonderful....that guy was out of his mind.
Aug 25 2011 11:34PM
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AOTEAROA
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And this one, the NZ police motto is "Safer communities together"

This cop is just looking out for the guys mouth, no one likes a burnt mouth....


Aug 25 2011 11:36PM
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B-runge
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New zealand must be awesome
Aug 25 2011 11:37PM
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iLLbiLLy
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wow it must be nice to live in a place where police are courteous and intelligent.
Aug 25 2011 11:38PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
love good ppl
Aug 25 2011 11:40PM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
OKAY NAPOLEAN.



Sticking your head through a wooden fence isn't normal, but when you're a meth'd up skinhead it is:




Aug 25 2011 11:59PM
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S.C
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hahaha this is so great
Aug 26 2011 12:03AM
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the_moderaper
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This is how police were in the past. Now they are forced to fill quotas and there are a fair amount who will do anything to get to use hand cuffs and a walkie-talkie. This video makes me think of a police force that wanted to help the public, not give it a fine.
Aug 26 2011 12:49AM
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egg.
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funny
Aug 26 2011 12:54AM
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AOTEAROA
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Thermo Nuclear!
Aug 26 2011 1:57AM
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MNS
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threads

Aug 26 2011 2:01AM
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fujarome
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....what?


Not at all true. I think you're thinking of movies depicting the early 50s.

Police forces have historically been corrupt to levels that people now wouldn't even begin to believe. Bribery and shit like that was completely expected. Hell, the chicago police department was literally run by the mafia for years. Unless it was a really small town, you didn't have your jolly old policeman come by just to say hello.


and police forces do help people. But a youtube video of a cop helping someone isn't nearly as exciting as one of a cop beating someone. The reason those videos/actions make the news is because they are the exception. And fortunately, not too many people have to deal with the police on a regular basis, which makes it seem like tickets and shit are all they do.
Aug 26 2011 2:08AM
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AOTEAROA
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Heeeeeeeeeere we go again.......aggggggaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnn
Aug 26 2011 2:10AM
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fujarome
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oh no, I'm done actually. Got my bit out. I know I'm not going to sway anyone's opinion, and they likewise will not sway mine.
Aug 26 2011 2:18AM
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B-runge
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Cops in any big city are going to be fucked...

This place in NZ looked smaller and probably was. Also my dad has told me countless stories of cops being like the NZ ones in my town back in the 70's. They had been caught by the cops with like a 1000 person party and 20 kegs. Now a days cops here will give you a MIP for one beer
Aug 26 2011 9:17AM
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cultrara
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Aug 26 2011 10:35AM
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sammy_
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hahah where i leave they wouldn't even let you speak and if you ask them to roll you would be immediately put in the car withoput a question...wish cops were always that cool
Aug 26 2011 10:43AM
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theabortionator
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Cool cop is cool
Aug 26 2011 10:49AM
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las.
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personal fave

Aug 26 2011 11:23AM
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EC-Skier
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that is just awsome!
Aug 26 2011 11:37AM
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the_moderaper
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I guess I mean smaller town, lesser developed suburban areas. I've never lived in a densely populated or city area. I could see a different police in those areas.
Aug 26 2011 11:43AM
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I.B
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Threads for when i'm home
Aug 26 2011 11:50AM
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do.a.rodeo
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Hahahahaa gold
Sep 1 2011 12:24AM
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geteducated
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the way they talk to the dude reminds me of how the pussy dude spoke to the prawns in district 9.
Sep 1 2011 12:53AM
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Christian[MN]
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What alot of people dont realize is that if you're an ass to the cop they will fuck you. Cops like to fuck asses. So dont be the ass that gets fucked.


Long story short, cops are gay and want to stick their weiners in your butts.
Sep 1 2011 4:09AM
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theline
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that was awesome. NZ is clearly the best place to get publicly smashed.
Sep 1 2011 9:13AM
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Benj.
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wow NZ looks like a great place!
Sep 1 2011 9:17AM
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Iratebeggar
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man i love my country.
its funny becuase you see this all the time. and yea cops are chill. dont think most of them would roll you a durry but they all sweet
Sep 1 2011 9:41AM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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COPs are sooo chill there its amazing. I was wasted, stetched out over 3 other people in the back seat of a little car going to the bar. We got pulled over because the car was so low it was obvious. I apologized right away to the cop, mentioned i was a dumb canadian and knew better. He let me and the other two guys in the trunk go without tickets which would have been $150 each. Then let the driver go wtih just a warning as well.

Fuck ya, that would almost never happen here in Canada. yes i know it could happen but its much more rare.

NZ is the chillest country ever, i want to go back so bad, i love every kiwi.
Sep 1 2011 10:22AM
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knows_butter
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My mate got busted using a fake i.d. I make him trying to buy beer at a supermarket. Cops were called etc. He fessed up, they took the i.d., gave him a warning and never told his parents. He was 17 at the time.

Another mate got snapped pissing on a building and a cop stopped and told him to wipe it off with his shirt or they were gonna arrest him. He was not arrested that night.

Had some cops just ignore us smoking my pipe in my car at 3a.m. one time.

Also got let off getting in underage at a club one time by the cops.
Sep 1 2011 10:43AM
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