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If You Were Brad Pitt...........

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Alpine3
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Jennifer Aniston

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or Angelina Jolie

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i pick Jennifer
Aug 22 2011 10:19PM
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Lax_Bro40
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angelina by far. FREAK
Aug 22 2011 10:20PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Jennifer. I love her.
Aug 22 2011 10:21PM
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teleak
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JJJJJJennifer
Aug 22 2011 10:22PM
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ski-or-die
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Angelina
Aug 22 2011 10:23PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
depends, if it was jennifer anniston back when she was on friends jennifer anniston for sure. if now when shes old and such then clearly no.
Aug 22 2011 10:23PM
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.Hugo.
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Jennifer no question
Aug 22 2011 10:23PM
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Travapple.
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jennifer ftw
Aug 22 2011 10:23PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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Jennifer. 40 and still a fox. Angie's gonna get old and all those tatts are gonna run together and her lips will deflate and Brad's going to be 95 and telling her that they can't adopt more kids for their grab-bag family.
Aug 22 2011 10:25PM
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Alpine3
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apparently you didn't see Horrible Bosses. she is SMOKINNN
Aug 22 2011 10:27PM
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Kotke
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jennifer.. hands down.
Aug 22 2011 10:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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if i were brad pitt id be the fucking man because id have had BOTH! seriously though, both because i cant choose between two of the hottest women on the planet.
Aug 22 2011 10:27PM
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KillaSteeze
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Jennifer for sure, Angelina's lips are like saugages
Aug 22 2011 10:28PM
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andstuff
Posts: 1118 - Karma: 61
Neither. Jennifer Anniston looks like that vaguely-attractive-yet-stuck-up middle school teacher while Angelina Jolie looks like a goddamn jim crow cartoon.
Aug 22 2011 10:30PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
JEN for sure
Aug 22 2011 10:30PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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dsl those lips on your sausage
Aug 22 2011 10:31PM
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arandomname
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Gahh, I fell in love with her in that movie.  Her and Julie Bowen.

"I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states, you know what I mean?"

Definitely Jennifer though, Angelina kinda creeps me out.

Aug 22 2011 10:31PM
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emilyiscool
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I did see horrible bosses and yes she was smoking in it but i dunno she was way hotter 20 years ago
Aug 22 2011 10:32PM
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soulskier
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all i would need is a million dollars...
Aug 22 2011 10:34PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
ah, so a sophie's choice situation...
Aug 22 2011 10:36PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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1991-------Present.

She's "aged" beautifully, if at all.
Aug 22 2011 10:44PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
Jen hands down
Aug 22 2011 10:54PM
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.spaghetticat.
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o hai
Aug 22 2011 10:56PM
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Jamestown
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I would've said Angelina, but then I saw that Jen pic...
Aug 22 2011 10:56PM
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trettzilla
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is that even a question? Jennifer
Aug 22 2011 10:59PM
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geteducated
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i suppose jolie because she is the mother of my CHILD.
Aug 22 2011 11:00PM
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skiblandford
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can i haz both?
Aug 22 2011 11:00PM
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EC-Skier
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or this guys sister
Aug 23 2011 1:55PM
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Mike-O
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Aniston = "Run of the mill" blonde

Jolie = pretty much one of the most gorgeous (known) women on the planet
Aug 23 2011 1:57PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Jen!
Aug 23 2011 2:00PM
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huck_to_flat
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I pick jennifer
Aug 23 2011 2:06PM
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orangecrush23
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Jen. Her lips are not fucked up.
Aug 23 2011 2:28PM
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Brenone
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Jen without a doubt.
Aug 23 2011 2:30PM
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RubberSoul
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i think angelina is overrated, plus is one of those chicks who is more hot than pretty, and once she starts going downhill could look awful

so id choose jennifer and she's a smoke, but honestly i dont think theyre two of the hottest women on earth
Aug 23 2011 2:31PM
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BMB
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since I am Brad, both at the same time.
Aug 23 2011 2:35PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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jennifer no question
Aug 23 2011 2:59PM
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BROSEIDON
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Jen <3
Aug 23 2011 3:00PM
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AWALLRUS.
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JENNIFER ANISTON. IM WONDERING HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR HER TO STOP BEING HOT? GMILF?

ILL TAKE BETS
Aug 23 2011 3:02PM
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Brenone
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AKA Stripper hot
Aug 23 2011 3:02PM
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seward
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if i were Brad Pitt my dick would have fallen off by now.

my answer is neither. clooney is the only guy in hollywood thats got it figured out...... never marry, and just roll around slayyyyyyying the V.

never understood why celebs got married.

Aug 23 2011 3:03PM
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_MNice_
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Jennifer for shure!
Aug 23 2011 3:04PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
Angelina
Aug 23 2011 3:06PM
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