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How to make a prime toasted tomato sandwich.

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Downtofilm
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Good evening NS
I just ate a toasted tomato sandwich and it was so delicious I had to share.

How to make a prime toasted tomato sandwich:

1. Go to local market
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2. Pick out the finest Oroweat 12 grain bread.
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3. Purchase the freshest redest tomatoes you can find
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4. Go home.
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Step 2

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Hellmans mayonase on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
6. ?????
7. Orgasm

Final product should look like this.
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Add bacon for increased pleasure.
That is all, good night NS
Aug 22 2011 4:43AM
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Jamestown
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ew.
Aug 22 2011 4:56AM
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Mike-O
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I don't know, do you really need to post "a recipe" for toasting some bread and sticking sliced tomato between 'em?
Aug 22 2011 4:56AM
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Gstrong
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mooooooooooooooooooom
Aug 22 2011 4:57AM
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Rachy
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Time to bring back the sandwich thread?
Aug 22 2011 4:59AM
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theabortionator
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Exactly





I have a good one.



Throw bread into toaster, put butter on it, eat it ! OMG YOU JUST MADE TOAST YOU'RE WELCOME
Aug 22 2011 5:24AM
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Downtofilm
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Doods toasted tomato sandwiches are the best
Aug 22 2011 5:39AM
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Mike-O
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Add fried eggs, ham, bacon, oregano, basil, beef, shit like that in there and it'll start feeling like an actual sandwich.
Aug 22 2011 5:42AM
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whoa-dere
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i tried to a month ago, nobody gave a fuck about my breakfast bun recipe :(
Aug 22 2011 5:47AM
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I_Am_Mod
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some onion rings would go nicely with that !
Aug 22 2011 5:57AM
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Newschool_Pope
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i hate tomatos. thats gross. but i would like it, i suppose, if i liked tomatos. then again... i dont like em.

rather some cheese/ham toast with onions, sea salt, and grinded pepper ontop. splash some olive oil ontop and put it in a sandwich toaster. for extra taste dip in ketchup or bbq sauce. mhhhhhh
Aug 22 2011 6:43AM
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theabortionator
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It's the fact that you just posted a "recipe" thread to making fucking toast.




Here's a great mac and cheese recipe. Boil water, add contents of box. Add cheese packet and milk. BOOM MIND BLOWING
Aug 22 2011 6:46AM
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B.Aussie
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OMG NO WAY I HAVE TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW TO TRY THIS!
Aug 22 2011 6:59AM
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theabortionator
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DO IT! YOU WONT!



Also op, have you ever heard of a blt?
Aug 22 2011 7:19AM
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bgould
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ONLY PUSSIES EAT TOMATO SANDWICHES. WHERE IS THE MEAT?
Aug 22 2011 7:44AM
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SkierX
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You forgot the bacon.
Aug 22 2011 9:29AM
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feihlination
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where do i get the mayonaise from though?
Aug 22 2011 9:32AM
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.frenchy
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We know how to make a sandwich.
Aug 22 2011 9:36AM
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CliffyByro
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this is just half a recipe for a blt...
Aug 22 2011 9:37AM
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B.Aussie
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Would I get banned for making a women joke here?
Aug 22 2011 9:48AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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welll first thing, you dont use mayo, you use cream cheese. way fucking better. and put bacon on that. just had it. just unreal.
Aug 22 2011 9:51AM
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marsh.
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YES. my family eats organic, and they dont by mayo.
Aug 22 2011 10:08AM
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.frenchy
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haha. go for it!
Aug 22 2011 10:28AM
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.Apex.
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K add lettuce and bacon please
Aug 22 2011 10:32AM
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skiP.E.I.
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that looks like a great sandwich. I would put some black pepper on too though.
Aug 22 2011 12:02PM
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AWALLRUS.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO YOUR THREAD. BUT FUCK TOMATOES.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Aug 22 2011 12:06PM
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yojimbo
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throw some bacon, cheese, lettuce, sea salt and cracked pepper and a little bit of the ol rooster sauce in with the mayo and you've got yourself an amazing blt, even better replace the bread with a nice sundried tomato wrap and you've got a bomb ass blt wrap
Aug 22 2011 12:19PM
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Downtofilm
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THANKS MON JAH BLESS
Aug 22 2011 2:55PM
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Downtofilm
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THANKS MON JAH BLESS
Aug 22 2011 2:55PM
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*simba*
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Sooooooooa BLT minus the BL?
Aug 22 2011 3:05PM
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DUKES
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Bitches make good samiches
Aug 22 2011 3:05PM
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Downtofilm
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TTS
Aug 22 2011 3:15PM
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Blindsurfer
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sandwitches, ofwgkta
Aug 22 2011 3:21PM
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BIGben*
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.
Aug 22 2011 3:32PM
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blatt
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That sounds beyond disgusting. The 2 things I would hate to have on any sandwich: Mayo and tomatoes
Aug 22 2011 3:37PM
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Downtofilm
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you guys are crazy
Aug 22 2011 3:56PM
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HeadyTopper
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i forced my girlfriend to read this thread. win.
Aug 22 2011 3:58PM
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Avifarer
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frothing at the mouth
Aug 22 2011 4:01PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I do that all the time, but usually have cheese too. and avocado if we have any
Aug 22 2011 4:10PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Looks good but orgasm inducing? I don't think so.
Aug 22 2011 4:12PM
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304NordMan
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1. Add bacon

2. Profit

Aug 22 2011 4:13PM
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theabortionator
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Learn how to make a real meal
THEN post a thread
??????
Profit



Here's one of my favorite ones.


1.Go to store buy a frozen pizza.
2. Pre heat oven
3. Take out of the plastic
4. place in oven
5. take out of oven
6.?????
7. OMG I DUN COOKED A MEAL WITH OUT MY PARENTS
Aug 22 2011 4:19PM
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dunkaroos
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=mind blowing
Aug 22 2011 4:23PM
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jrl
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Thanks Zach!
May 14 2013 4:54PM
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snwbrdmilf
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You forgot to post a picture of the Alot that is supposed to help with the mayo part, here ya go

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May 14 2013 4:59PM
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Peter.
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tomatoes alone on bread is meh
May 14 2013 5:12PM
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Algebra
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You should have made a how to video. This was boring
May 14 2013 5:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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fuck yes. i could smash an entire package of saltines w butter. i used to get ripped and mow down on that ish all the time.
May 14 2013 5:17PM
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MFM
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Here's my sandwich recipe
1.find a girl ideal for providing sexual and household tasks at your request
2.ask fo a sandwich
3. with waffle fries.
May 14 2013 5:22PM
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Zimmerman
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That end product looks delectable. Fucking love tomato sandwiches. Can't wait 'till they're in season.
May 14 2013 5:26PM
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Spinoza
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seriously.
May 14 2013 5:26PM
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