I have been cursed! I'm a PTERADACTYLEPIRE! Join us!

Stranger: DUDE

Stranger: HELP ME

Stranger: THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME

You: OH GOD

You: NO!

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: HELP ME MAN

You: LOOK

You: GET TO THE CLOSEST

You: POLICE STATION

Stranger: THANK YOU THANK YOU

You: QUICK!

Stranger: -runs into the closet-

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: YOU SAID CLOSEST?

Stranger: IM RUNNING FROM THE POLICE MAN

Stranger: IM HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET

You: OH

You: RIGHT ON!

Stranger: FUCK MAN

Stranger: YOU GOT A BLUNT AROUND HERE?

Stranger: I WANNA SMOKE ONE MORE TIME IF THEY CATCH ME TONIGHT

You: YAH MAN

You: CHECK THE SPACE BEHIND THE MICROWAVE

Stranger: -runs out and rapes you like a ferocious pteradactyle and sprouts wings and flies away screeching-

You: HELL YAH!

Stranger: COME WITH ME, BLUNTCLOSETMAN

You: PTERADACTYLES ARE THE SHIT!

Stranger: BE A PTERADACTYLEPIRE

Stranger: -flies back in biting your arm off which turns into a wing-

Stranger: WELCOME BROTHER

You: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Stranger: YOU ARE NOW STRONGGG

You: I AM STRONG!

Stranger: YES

Stranger: FLY WITH ME BROTHER

Stranger: -FLIES OUT THE WINDOW-

Stranger: -STARTS RAPING RANDOM PEOPLE AND FLYING OFF-

Stranger: TAKE YOUR PICK, BROTHER.,

You: THE FAT BRUNETTE ON THE CORNER!

You: SHES MINE!

Stranger: AYEEEE

Stranger: I CALL THE FAT BLACK WOMAN

Stranger: -runs down and rapes her-

You: WELL DONE, BROTHER!

Stranger: Ayee...

Stranger: The sun draws near.

Stranger: We must fly back to Jurassic park.

Stranger: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: -takes air flying towards Jurassic park-

You: I CHOOSE TO DIE!

You: IT IS WORTH THE RAPE!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: BROTHER

Stranger: YOU CAN'T!

You: I MUST!

Stranger: BROTHER

Stranger: THERE IS MUCH TO LEARN AS A PTERADACTYLEPIRE

Stranger: DON'T THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE

You: I MUST!

You: MY SON WILL SOON BE BORN

You: HALF HUMAN...

You: HALF ME!

Stranger: ...DEAR LORD.... YOU'RE A GENIUS BROTHER

Stranger: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: A NEW BREED!

Stranger: WE WILL POPULATE THIS WORLD

Stranger: -flies through continuing his rape-

You: WE WILL RULE!

You: WE WILL DOMINATE!

Stranger: Um dude.

Stranger: What did we just go on about?

You: well

You: we were dinosaurs

Stranger: I feel like we just dropped acid.

Stranger: Is it weird that I feel like we're best friends now?

NOVAK SHOWED ME THE WAY! JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD! BECOME A PTERADACTYLEPIRE