1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of
5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is
true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring
on No. 7).
7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing: This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".
Thought these were all funny and too true. Ad yer own NSG! Lets rack em up and man will be a touch closer to understanding the female sex!