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IrishDrink87
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Omg, such build up for such a GAY movie. whatdo you think?



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Aug 2 2004 7:18PM
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SkiUnit03
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reccoment seeing it? what was it about anyway?





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Aug 2 2004 7:19PM
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IrishDrink87
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...those we do not speak of



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Aug 2 2004 7:19PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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is that the new Mshamalyanananalalal movie? I thought that movie looked very stupid


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Aug 2 2004 7:19PM
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fourdskate
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they made that movie look so tight, i heard it was lame though. i still wanna see it
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Aug 2 2004 7:20PM
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i was too skared to see it.. no joek.
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Aug 2 2004 7:20PM
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IrishDrink87
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its gay, its about these people who live in a village and are afraid of NOTHING. ITS GAY!



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Aug 2 2004 7:20PM
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Phrosty
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ok, I haven't seen it but I would like someone to ruin the movie for me, what is the twist at the end about or whatever, I know everyine who went to see it got tricked into thinking it was such a sacry movie, so what really went down. Please feel free to reveal everything, I don't care who you ruin it for.


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Aug 2 2004 7:22PM
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shrEddie
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im seeing it i think tommorow but now i would rather see napoleon dynamite again


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Aug 2 2004 7:24PM
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LittleDevil720
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when i saw the trailer this spring i was like damn,s hould be pretty scary, but then my sis gets back from the movie, and tells me all this shit, sounds like its an incredibly stupid movie
Aug 2 2004 7:28PM
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IrishDrink87
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there isnt anything in the woods. the 'elders' made the whole thing up for some reason. they just want their kids to be sheltered. juaquin phoenix is hardly even in the movie. its about a blind chick and a retard. the retard goes crazy and tries to kill phoenix cause phoenix wants to marry the blind chick and the retard is in love with the blind chick. then he tries to kill her. cause hes retarded and doesnt know better. but its a gay love story and its not scary but there are parts where you will jump cause it gets loud. the end. you now no longer have to waste 10$



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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Aug 2 2004 7:30PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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your movies are 10 bucks? shit. our theaters like 7
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Aug 2 2004 7:32PM
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Phrosty
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thank you for saving me some scrilla


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Aug 2 2004 7:33PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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haha our theatres are like 5$


but i think this movie looks really scary. i want to see it





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Aug 2 2004 7:35PM
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ATLskier
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It was alright. I thought it would be scary, but it wasn't. I wouldn't say it was gay or stupid. It was a good movie, just not one that I would see again, not even rent. save your $7, and rent it in 6 months.
Aug 2 2004 7:37PM
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LittleDevil720
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ahaha $3.50 a movie bitches
Aug 2 2004 7:41PM
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720skiguy
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^how?
Aug 2 2004 8:01PM
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fukeneh
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wait... think i just heard the ending of the movie lol




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Aug 2 2004 8:02PM
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Rosy
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it was totally more of a love story than a scary movie


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Aug 2 2004 8:08PM
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telephone
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M. Knight has produced good movies......idk what happend
Aug 2 2004 8:14PM
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ScratchCobra66
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My moms friends Neice is in that. Jusy Greer.
Aug 2 2004 8:15PM
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timber
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Also you find out that the movie takes place modern day, the people in the village are just living back in colonial times and no one knows it except the 'elders'.

IrishDrink's post really sums it up.
Aug 2 2004 8:46PM
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beefbud
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this is total bullshit our theaters are like 13$ i hate the canadian dollor
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Aug 2 2004 8:52PM
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ScratchCobra66
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dollar
Aug 2 2004 8:56PM
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mikee
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um you people dont really think before you speak. the movie was good. It wasnt scary, but who cares... sure thats what I expected so in that respect I was slightly let down. However, teh ideas were good and the movie was interesting, at least TRY to open your minds a bit. Id say its a solid movie.

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Aug 2 2004 8:59PM
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hazel_32
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yeah i ahvent seen the village....but whatever you do dont go see harold and kumar go to white castle....worst movie ever...not even a good stoner flick...just dumb in general



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Aug 2 2004 9:08PM
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mikee
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taht movie was so good... I just gto back from it liek 5 minutes ago, it was funny asnd light and entertainning... I recommend it!

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Aug 2 2004 9:08PM
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wuestinator
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it was okay... i didn't think it was that funny. more of a stoner adventure flick.
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Aug 2 2004 9:15PM
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beer.
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The village was ok, I liked the twist. I just thought it would have been much cooler if the creatures were real, I mean they looked so cool.



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Aug 2 2004 10:06PM
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murphski
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its what happens if you give a bunch of liberals money, they say fuck you world then go make there own utopia, so gay so very gay
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Aug 2 2004 10:15PM
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IrishDrink87
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OMG the creatures were the absolute worst part about the movie. i was thinking it was more like king arthur when the people who lived under merlins rule, WERE ACTUAL PEOPLE! not over sized hedge hog shit. at the beginning when I first saw just a blur of that thing in the red coat, i was like, 'im done.' that just ruined the whole thing for me.

old people suck. they just lie to you about stupid shit and make up bull crap stories so you can piss yourself and run to them when youre scared. THATS ALL THEY ARE THERE FOR



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Aug 2 2004 11:00PM
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mikee
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well the whole point of the stupid looking monsters is that they are fake... if they were supposed to be real then tahts a different story.

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Aug 2 2004 11:01PM
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IrishDrink87
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and it didnt help that my boyfriend was sitting next to me trying to freak me out by flinching everytime something was about to happen. half way through the movie, i told him that if he didnt stop, the hand holding privlages would be removed.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Aug 2 2004 11:02PM
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skiierman
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^ really? my grandparents are there for making me some canned peaches... soo goooood.....



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Aug 2 2004 11:03PM
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IrishDrink87
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no im saying that i thought they were going to be like crazy cannabals or something. not monsters. so that alone was disappointing. and the monsters were supposed to be real in the movie to the little kids. ugh, that plot was just lame.

in big fish, when there was that town with like 10 houses in the middle of the woods, that was tight. they just didnt ever go out of the town, that was good. but they shouldnt have made a whole movie about it. but its cool cause i watched the labrynth when i woke up, so that made me forget about all my gay movie troubles (haha, i totally saw david bowies package)



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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Aug 2 2004 11:08PM
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mattwalker
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ummm yea, i was gonna go see it, then my friend saw it and told me its the worst movie ever... i dotn give a shit, i am giving away it... these people are afraid of red creatures.. the creatures are the towns old people scaring people into saying in the town... also u think its set in 1700s... its present day, and the fuckers are on a nature preserve acting all amish... sounds gay to me... signs was good tho, so i havent lost all faith in Shaymalan yet...


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Aug 2 2004 11:32PM
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jksl
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matt, they already blew the movie a couple posts up...and signs sucked

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Aug 2 2004 11:37PM
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SKItheBURG
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the village was an amazing movie if you just look at it for what it is. it didn't have as many scary parts as i expected, but the ones it did have were great. the acting was great and so were all of the characters and the tension between them. the story was also great if you think about all of the themes it tries to get across. it was also shot extremely well, m night shymalan is a great director.

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Aug 2 2004 11:53PM
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mikee
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skitheburg said it. right.

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Aug 2 2004 11:56PM
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General_Shredgnar
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The Village isnt great. The director had it going on with 6th sense, but then he blew it on signs, and has been going downhill ever since.
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Aug 3 2004 5:49PM
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any1 here see the secret window?




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Aug 3 2004 5:47PM
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that movie sucked
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Aug 3 2004 5:41PM
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Phrosty
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hahaha 'signs was good thoug' yea, sure. and as far as the movie being good for what it was, great, but it was marketed as a scary movie, and it did not deliver, how would you like to buy tickets to harold and kumar and end up watching some movie about old ladys knitting their fucking faces off with crossbows.


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Aug 3 2004 5:05PM
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Quinny
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I saw it last night. The Village sucked. All the build up was for some kind of scary movie. In really it was just a lame love story with that bizarre twist at the end. I was as big a letdown as King Arthur. I'm sorry I spent money to see that piece of crap.

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Aug 3 2004 6:51PM
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IrishDrink87
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king arthur was HELLA good. The ice scene rocked! but secret window ate balls



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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Aug 3 2004 9:54PM
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they only thing about the village that sucked was its advertisments. they hyped the movie completly wrong. SO everyone went in expecting it to be just like all the other scary movies, and when it wasnt they were pissed. The movie was awesome, ns i loved the idea of this blind girl having to do everything. the movie was awesome as a movie. maybe not awesome as a scarry movie, but as a movie.

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Aug 3 2004 10:36PM
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Ski-hobo
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I think every director has a bad movie. And Shamalayn is a pretty young director, I think one year he'll end up making a really good movie.





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Aug 3 2004 11:21PM
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IrishDrink87
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the 6th sense was good. not scary, but good



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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Aug 3 2004 11:38PM
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rebel
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Thank you SKItheBURG. How could you not notice how great some of the shots were or how solid the acting was. It's a pretty typical M. Night movie. He takes something unbelievable and brings it to life in an erie yet almost realistic way. His movies aren't horrors, but can give you a few chills. When all is said and done, you're exposed ot a moral story and righteous symbolism. I personally can't wait till his next movie.

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Aug 4 2004 12:49AM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, I think he's gonna make some great movies in the future... hopefully.





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Aug 4 2004 12:59AM
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SchweitzerSki
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I saw secret window
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Aug 4 2004 3:55AM
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