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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Whenever I walk up or down stairs I have to know exactly how many will get me to the bottom/top perfectly. I almost have my entire campus (where I need/want to go) down.
Oct 27 2011 6:35AM
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skipowpow1
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
i get turned on by meself and imagine banging myself
Oct 27 2011 7:36AM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
I am a little bit naive
Oct 27 2011 5:56PM
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WAWARIDER
Posts: 222 - Karma: 10
At night my legs MUST hang off the end of my bed. Some times i imagine that everything is a simulation like the matrix and kindoff just space out haha. Whenever im sitting down i always tap sweet beats and quietly beat box to them lol
Oct 27 2011 6:05PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
I can't sleep unless I have something in my arms, whether that be a pillow, someone else or a bunch of blankets. I just can't sleep unless I'm cuddling something.
Oct 27 2011 6:08PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
omg this
Oct 27 2011 6:10PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
sometimes when I poop I imagine what I would be pooping on if there was no toilet or floor under my butt. right now I would be pooping on my grandfathers head.
Oct 27 2011 8:31PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i smell my dogs ear. idk why.
Oct 27 2011 8:35PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
haha lost it here
Oct 27 2011 8:43PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
I like the car temperature to be set to either an even number or a number ending in 5. Also, toilet paper has to be put on so that it rolls from the top, not the bottom. I'll fix it if it's "wrong." It bugs me that much.
Oct 27 2011 8:52PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Hahahahhaha
Oct 27 2011 8:52PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Whenever i poop i have to take my shirt and hat off
Oct 27 2011 8:54PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I Imagine lines coming off of almost every right angle at 45 degrees. I imagine where certain lines intersect, and which ones intersect me. Constantly
Oct 27 2011 10:23PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
i store the bodies of the migrant workers in the trunk of my Chrysler Le Baron. Jon Voight was the original car owner
Oct 27 2011 10:39PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Hahahahaha I just loled for days
Oct 27 2011 10:46PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
I turn on lasers cumming out of my side view mirrors at poles on the side of the road.
Oct 27 2011 10:52PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I pretend to kick them
Oct 27 2011 10:52PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
I constantly think about peoples pasts when I talk to them. I always like diagram everything they say, and within ten minutes I can usually spell out their entire childhood to them, just by the way they act.
Oct 27 2011 11:00PM
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sneaky_pete
Posts: 543 - Karma: 47
i cannot pee or poop unless i am alone in a bathroom. if i know there is someone else in the room its not gonna happen...
Oct 27 2011 11:08PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
This has ruined shoes of mine before, ye be warned
Oct 27 2011 11:18PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
In a car I always imagine that the car is racing a bullet but the bullet like jobs along any obstacles next to the road
Oct 27 2011 11:21PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750

haha San Francisco is that place

Oct 27 2011 11:25PM
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iSkier
Posts: 343 - Karma: 28
i most definitely do ALL those things hahahah especially taking naked shits! lol
Oct 27 2011 11:38PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I do this as well
Oct 27 2011 11:51PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I listen to Waka Flocka literally 24/7. I put the volume on my phone on max, throw it in my pocket, and bump waka all day long. I can't stop. The instant my phone dies i plug it in and switch to playing it out of my ipod. and vice versa
Oct 27 2011 11:55PM
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mavinnowhere
Posts: 331 - Karma: 24
-When I'm biking alone, usually early evening in the summer, I create advanced movie plots where the fact that I'm biking is very important and significant. -I flex my knees all the time.  -If I scrape the bottom of my shoe on the ground I have to do the exact same thing with the other foot too.
Oct 28 2011 1:10AM
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iSkier
Posts: 343 - Karma: 28
I sometimes touch the oven pan just see how hot it is.

Prefer pooping naked when possible, also like to make my poops last a long time.

Sometime i get too caught up into thinking how many cameras and directors are actual infront of people during movies/tv shows.


Oct 28 2011 10:32PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Always touch the pan/ iron, I rap while driving my moped, and stop when I see cars/people, and I have these weird things I do that I can't really explain, like when I see a number sequence, I try to make the numbers relate to each other, like 9-11 , 9+1+1 =11 9-11 is a 9amd an 11
Oct 29 2011 1:27AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
i think i know what you mean and i kinda do the same thing
Oct 29 2011 1:50AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
riding up the chair lift, i'll make a "V" (or reverse snowplow) with my skis and pretend that everything i see going into that V is being erased from existence. so i'll move it around and gobble people up, sort of like pacman.

fun times.
Oct 29 2011 1:54AM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
roses are red, violets are blue, i want to fuck you.
kinda romantic.
Oct 29 2011 1:57AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
This sounds like a fucking awesome way to burn time on the lift
Oct 29 2011 10:28PM
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dubtwo
Posts: 590 - Karma: 114
if im in a public restroom and someone is waiting outside the stall while im pooping, i cant poop, it just won't happen, i just sit there and eventually walk out
Oct 29 2011 10:45PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Haha weird...
Oct 29 2011 11:35PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
YES!
Oct 30 2011 11:53PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
haha i do the same shit but when we go over cracks... i akways wondered if anyone else did this but i felt like a dipshit asking
Oct 31 2011 12:03AM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
that happens to meall the time on chairlifts and it sketches me out soo bad
Oct 31 2011 12:17AM
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Bamjam
Posts: 200 - Karma: 129
Sometimes, even when I know that a girl is ugly with a horrible ass, I look anyway.

I try as hard as I can to cover the toilet water up completely with those bubbles EVERY TIME I take a piss.

I almost never shower on saturdays.
Oct 31 2011 1:45AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Yeah, sometimes I really want to jump out of cars when it's on a highway, it kinda freaks me out
Oct 31 2011 2:22AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
I shaved my armpits today. I don't like armpit hair.

That's all I can think of right now
Oct 31 2011 2:36AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
sometimes i flirt with less attractive girls to make their day better (i know it's horrible but hey it's for a good cause)

i do the skier out the window thing, and when in a car i'm constantly looking for urban possibilities (99 percent of them are impossible though)

i imagine that people are watching my life through my eyes as if it was a movie alllll the time

every soccer game i chew the inside of my lip until its really bloody and then just spend the rest of the game spitting out blood... probably cuz in hockey and lax i have mouth guards to chew on but i don't in soccer


Oct 31 2011 2:37AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,621
I dunk bread or Ritz crackers in apple sauce. I wrap my head in blankets when i sleep for some reason.
Oct 31 2011 2:40AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,621
Also it bothers me whenever there is snow on my top sheets. I always have to scrape the snow off of them.
Oct 31 2011 2:49AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
oh and a while back i watched one of the earlier freddy vs. jason movies, and theres a part where a guy is laying down on his stomach in bed, rolls over and immediately gets stabbed like 50 times and then snapped in half when jason folds up the bed the guy was on. needless to say i haven't slept on my stomach since. even sleeping on my side is pushing it

i have to sleep cold, and yes, taking socks off in bed is the greatest thing ever.
Oct 31 2011 2:50AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
crawl into sleeping bags headfirst and crawl through the dorm halls between 430am-530am while holding fistfulls of peanut butter
Oct 31 2011 3:27AM
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jsox34
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
I use my phone like a tech deck all the time in the hallways at school
Oct 31 2011 9:15AM
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27

I ALWAYS 180/270 on/off of random benches, poles, ledges when i'm with good friends or by myself with no one around to watch.

I set 5 different alarms on my phone and make sure every single one is set 1 minute apart, set for AM, check to make sure they're set to on, that my volume is at max on my phone, and that it is not on vibrate. I check each alarm 5-6 each before I go to bed and I switch my phone from vibrate to ringer and back atleast 10 times before I go to sleep or while i'm in bed. 

I have to sleep in boxers and they can't be wrinkled up giving me a dick wedgie, they have to be straight and not interfering with my junk.

I have a window in my room and I make a blanket barricade by raising up my blanket and creasing it to block the window when I sleep so I don't wake up and see big foot or some shit looking at me, even though i'm on the 5th floor.

There has to be a fan or some sort of background noise while i'm sleeping.

I randomly do facing movements when turning corners if i think the coast is clear, often people see me do it and laugh at me.

I have a lucky monkey trinket that I got from a Japanese temple that I bring everywhere with me because I think its good luck.

Oct 31 2011 9:46AM
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Bamjam
Posts: 200 - Karma: 129
I used to do flip tricks with my phone on my leg constantly during class, it's addicting.
Oct 31 2011 8:33PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I toss my phone and try to land certain skiing rotations. I try to see if I can do 10 rodeo 5s in a row or back to back dub cork 10s.
Oct 31 2011 8:54PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
when i eat for example, a burger and fries, i always eat all of one first and go one at a time, i dont even during anything till im done. i do it with all foods
i like when the HUD on my car is a exact multiple of 10
i must sleep in silence with no blinking lights or anything
and i take apart every pen i touch
Oct 31 2011 9:03PM
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