Pussy Pro Skiers

Durtschi · 2002-05-30 19:43:24

There is this pro skier sponsored by line and sessions who showed up at my homemountian in AK and skied for a few weekends. There were tons of jumps and me and my buddies were hucking all day and this guy never even hit one jump. we asked him why and he said he didnt want to. this pissed me off, just because hes sponsored and super good he wont hit any jumps at my mountain, i think hes a total pussy and should never ride my mountain again.

Twinjibber77

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Every single year. . . . .

Jul 24 2010 12:57AM

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STAUSS

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this is funny to me.

Jul 24 2010 12:39PM

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Such a great bump hahah

Jul 24 2010 12:42PM

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kid was such a pussy

Oct 24 2010 11:37PM

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yeah but he hit chands before you did. and he doubled it.

Oct 24 2010 11:39PM

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twice.

Oct 24 2010 11:41PM

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RAWLAN

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if he doubled it twice wouldnt that work out to four? or would it be eight? nah your right its just two.

Oct 24 2010 11:44PM

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great bump

Oct 25 2010 12:06AM

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pussy cause he had a hemet on and still didnt hit it. that is pussy alright. this thread is like a time machine

Oct 25 2010 3:27AM

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Was it this 'big setup'???

Courtesy of Newschoolers.com

Oct 25 2010 11:24AM

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hello

Nov 13 2010 10:40PM

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thesheik

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hide ya kids, hide ya wife, cause they bumpin everythang round here.

Nov 13 2010 10:41PM

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my exact thought

Nov 13 2010 11:12PM

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ya thats it!!!!!............the next year lol nice try

Nov 13 2010 11:14PM

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bahahaha this is an awesome bump

Nov 13 2010 11:22PM

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PopsicleStand

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so i dont log in for like 6 months and today this thread is 3rd on my mythreads list.... almost made me nostalgic for the bumps of yesteryore....

to a new internet generation!

*beer glasses clink*

Mar 29 2011 9:27PM

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Pro

classic

Mar 29 2011 9:35PM

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pinhead_larry

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Nice

Mar 29 2011 10:35PM

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lanny94

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lovin this thread

Mar 29 2011 10:47PM

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I eat kittens.

Mar 29 2011 11:02PM

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Absolutely epic bump.

Mar 29 2011 11:13PM

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Amazing thread is amazing.

Mar 29 2011 11:21PM

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You know, a thread like this can be looked at as an awesome lesson.

Its easy for a lot of people to look at newschoolers and say "man that place is just a bunch of hating shithead children".

Personally I feel this is a shallow view of the truth.

YES - sometimes in web forums people get angry. Look at TGR (www.tetongravity.com) - probably some of the grumpiest, angriest motherfuckers on the internet. Young? No.

Look at this thread... Tim D. Hot shit right now. Good skier, totally mellow dude. At some point in his youth did he get mad at something and post it on the internet? YES! But jesus... its all good.

Two lessons to be learned here:

1) People on newschoolers grow up to be awesome.

2) Newschoolers never was "better in the old days" - people still hated on others and slayed hate in the forums.

Conclusion?

Newschoolers rules. We had Tim D posting before he was anyone.

Mar 29 2011 11:22PM

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terrible_skier

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hahaa

Mar 29 2011 11:44PM

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haha tou'che
and i lol'd at this thread

Mar 30 2011 12:10AM

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this

Mar 30 2011 12:17AM

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ha this is the best thing I've seen on NS so far

Mar 30 2011 12:21AM

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this pro went to grizzly gulch, and had a bunch of sick gap options, an yet only hit one of them... he did it two years in a row too! what a pussy....

Mar 30 2011 12:22AM

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pro skiers got beef!1!!!!!!

Mar 30 2011 1:42AM

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this haha

Mar 30 2011 2:42AM

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i cant believe hes a pro, im so much better than him!!!

Mar 30 2011 4:56AM

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i know youre kidding but what do you mean

Mar 30 2011 10:03AM

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84891jnf92048

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Tim went to grizzly gulch to hit BC booters two years in a row, and each year, only hit one jump. Is he serious? He had so many options, and only hit one jump each year....

Mar 30 2011 10:37AM

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just saw this for the first time aha

Mar 30 2011 11:26AM

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I live in michigan and theres a SHIT ton of skiers who have full sponsers, get everything for free, but honestly couldnt grab a 7 for their life and barely 270 on to a rail. could of been a deal like that maybe he knows some reps good idk any pros sponsered by line and sessions.

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