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Pussy Pro Skiers

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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
There is this pro skier sponsored by line and sessions who showed up at my homemountian in AK and skied for a few weekends. There were tons of jumps and me and my buddies were hucking all day and this guy never even hit one jump. we asked him why and he said he didnt want to. this pissed me off, just because hes sponsored and super good he wont hit any jumps at my mountain, i think hes a total pussy and should never ride my mountain again.
May 30 2002 7:43PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
no it's not.
Jul 2 2009 1:31PM
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TheHundreds
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
Oh T.D. Sarcasm much?
Jul 2 2009 1:33PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
yes, yes it is
Jul 2 2009 1:34PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
hahahaha, some funny shit right here, I heard skogan sprang pop up, and was like, shit this has gotta be old. the fact that its TD makes it even funnier.

ahh bein dumb and young
Jul 2 2009 2:12PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
hahaha, durtschi only has orange names as friends.
Jul 4 2009 10:00PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
I think you're a bitch, but i didnt make a thread on it :S
Jul 4 2009 10:15PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
glorious
Jul 4 2009 10:34PM
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Will_
Posts: 271 - Karma: 110
bump. i love this thread
Jul 24 2009 11:18AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
haha no way
Jul 24 2009 12:07PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
he's sponsored man he doesn't have to
Jul 24 2009 12:07PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
GET OFF HIS FUCKING NUTS!!!! HE FOUND CHAD'S GAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 24 2009 12:12PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
 yeah i need one good down day for every 4 i ride hard
Jul 24 2009 12:13PM
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RoadRash_Skier
Posts: 457 - Karma: 44
Whut insane BUMP!
Jul 24 2009 1:17PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
haha good thread...
Jul 25 2009 2:19PM
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Typical
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 83
hahaha g-rome... Lolz. Did you make that by yourself?
Jul 25 2009 4:30PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871
i think this is deffinatly one of the most epic threads on ns
Jul 26 2009 12:06PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
haha old threads are so epic. this and that matt walker one from like 5 years ago saying he can backflip and 7 and he wants to get sponsored and then everyone rips on him are the funniest
Aug 19 2009 4:33PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
will someone bump that old matt walker sponsor me thread haha?
Aug 19 2009 4:37PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
you should find that one
Aug 19 2009 4:38PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
What is he your performing monkey? Why do you even care haha this thread is ridiculous
Aug 19 2009 5:17PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
haha
I love it when someone doesn't look at the date.
Aug 19 2009 5:34PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
FIND ITTTT
Aug 19 2009 7:31PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
tony you rascal hahah
Aug 19 2009 8:02PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
It's true. He stopped being my friend as soon as he found out I wasn't an industry-type.
Aug 20 2009 5:56PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
oh so close, with next years saga....

haha, well, im e-allied with you through various groups and such, and you get sick shit, so how cool does that make me!?
Aug 20 2009 8:42PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
haha everybody thinks I got hooked up with next years Saga...I was only wearing his gear because it was scorching hot that day and all my gear was insulated!
Aug 20 2009 11:14PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
that just an optical illusion, many dont catch it.
Aug 20 2009 11:16PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
Anthony_B Bumped this thread back from the stone age
Aug 20 2009 11:23PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Conspiracy theorists
Aug 21 2009 5:07AM
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POWPOWPOW
Posts: 62 - Karma: 18
Haha
oh Timmy D, so young and full of hate!
Aug 25 2009 2:51PM
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PulpFunkshun
Posts: 21 - Karma: 60
stupid overrated pros
Aug 25 2009 3:26PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Haha, yeah I heard about that same pro Kang flipping pyramid on the first hit, what a puss
Aug 25 2009 4:12PM
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nagproductions
Posts: 20 - Karma: 8
sup
Oct 1 2009 3:29PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
congratulations on a 0/10 karma rating from me, this is getting old.

durtchi slays
Oct 1 2009 3:31PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
i dont really get whats so wrong about this?
Oct 1 2009 3:32PM
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fricino13
Posts: 268 - Karma: 14
hahaha fukin epic
Oct 1 2009 4:12PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
bump for a hilarious thread i just randomly found bookmarked
Jul 23 2010 7:11PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
word
Jul 23 2010 7:22PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Skiing is a crazy person sport, apparently this man was not crazy enough!
Jul 23 2010 7:43PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Anybody remember the good old days when 90% of NS just talked shit to Tim? Now he gets free fellatio. Maybe I should learn double flips...
Jul 23 2010 8:14PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
quebecfreestyler vs timboskier
Jul 23 2010 8:54PM
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MrLarsen
Posts: 583 - Karma: 16
One of the best bumps in a long time!
Jul 23 2010 9:35PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
lololololol
Jul 23 2010 9:47PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her kitchen

/thread

Jul 23 2010 9:51PM
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AlexMartini
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 1,886
it was me, sorry
Jul 23 2010 11:02PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
nice
Jul 23 2010 11:37PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
thread from 02.. this is kinda embarraessing
Jul 24 2010 12:00AM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
haha this is so funny what a bump
Jul 24 2010 12:41AM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
pretty funny thread from back in the day lol
Jul 24 2010 12:51AM
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