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In the process of enlisting into the Army

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Lax_Bro40
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11x Option 40 is my contract. Any Soldiers out there?
Jul 7 2011 4:31PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I also have done nothing but drink and sleep for the passed 6 months. That will change, im gonna be a PT Stud
Jul 7 2011 9:19PM
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Astomp
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so you think! hahahaha you are about to roll out into the army. life is gonna change. party it up.
Jul 7 2011 9:27PM
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Alpine3
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haha atta boy! do work! thankfully tho they are changing the PT test to incorporate some other stuff (in my opinion easier for us tall folk) so im pumped.
Jul 7 2011 9:27PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I will still do my fair share of partying/fucking...but I want to prepare myself as much as i can for RASP, cuz its hell from what ive been told by someone who did it haha.
Jul 7 2011 9:29PM
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Shewlur...
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word
Jul 7 2011 9:40PM
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Clevinger
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Be careful though, the transition from swinging through cali in a drop-top lady bus (or whatever it is you do) to sucking buttermilk at 4:30 in the morning can be a killer. Make sure your head's in the right place.
Jul 7 2011 9:41PM
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Lax_Bro40
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yeah i know haha, once i sign the paper ill get down to business
Jul 7 2011 9:47PM
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FerrisBueller
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HOOAH my dad is a ranger in afganistan as well
Jul 7 2011 10:22PM
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MitchPee
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Orrr if there went men overseas (based in Saudia Arabia and training Pakistani's who then trained Afghan terrorists) there wouldn't have been a 9/11.

But I wouldn't expect you to know that since you are an incredibly accomplished political science major who can't tell the difference between since/sense their/there feat/feet and numerous other grammatical, logical, neurological disorders that your posts contain.

Look it comes down to you not having any sort of perspective. I'm assuming 100%, but it seems to me you and your father have avid political talks that only further entrench your ridiculous ideas and warped perspective. Did I hit the nail on the head or am I wrong?


Jul 7 2011 10:35PM
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Park_Ranger
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this
Jul 7 2011 10:38PM
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mr_shifty
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Good luck man. My cousin is Tier 2 Force Recon for the Marines and the stories that he is allowed to tell me are pretty damn crazy. Some schools he talked about were pretty insane as well.

He has the utmost respect too for the Rangers, they are pretty damn bad ass.

Stay safe
Jul 7 2011 10:39PM
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MitchPee
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Fuck meant to post this in the liberals are crazy or some ridiculous thread lax bro posted.

No disrespect to the people who do their jobs in the army. Just disrespect to the policymakers that send them in terrible situations.
Jul 7 2011 11:01PM
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AOTEAROA
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dumb people make dumb decisions.
Jul 7 2011 11:40PM
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reverendwrong
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seriously?
Jul 7 2011 11:41PM
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AOTEAROA
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absolutely.
Jul 7 2011 11:54PM
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AOTEAROA
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i like you.
Jul 8 2011 12:03AM
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cobra_commander
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I feel sorry for him.
Jul 8 2011 12:49AM
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skier_boy26
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Yea and Athens airport wouldn't have been shot up if they didn't take all those Greeks back from Anatolia.

Pan Am 103 wouldn't have been blown up if we hadn't been attacking Saddam in Iraq. Oh wait that was 1988...


Face it, you're a fucking retard.
Jul 8 2011 12:52AM
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FLBP
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There's no doubt America has fucked up in the past, all americans are paying the price for pretty much every dick move our government has made since WW2. our soldiers are giving themselves to their country, whether your for the wars or not, at least appreciate the men and women that do the work we can not. Good luck lax bro give 'em hell
Jul 8 2011 12:58AM
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Proletariat.
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Have a friend who just applied for infantry, he is currently awaiting his papers
Jul 8 2011 12:59AM
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PurpleDino
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I'm sorry but that is one of the biggest misconceptions soldiers are taught.  In what ways, directly, are you still giving us our freedoms?  Politicians are the ones that either keep our freedoms or threaten them.  Fighting the wars we have going on right now have nothing to do with keeping liberty in the United States of America.  Again, politicians are the ones that "fight" for our freedoms even though some do a shitty job.
Jul 8 2011 8:21AM
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Alpine3
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and how do you think politicians extend that??? through laws and documents with courses of action, and who enforces these laws and documents with courses of action and makes sure they are carried out???

...i thought so.
Jul 8 2011 9:02AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Respect, OP. Thank you for your service, best of luck, and take care of yourself bro.
Jul 8 2011 9:53AM
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WikiWiki
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ARMY= Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet


in all seriousness good luck as my little brother is a Marine- shit is intense
Jul 8 2011 9:59AM
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Alpine3
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is all i have to say to that. hahaha just playin, im in the army tho and i hear that shit all the time its funny ha. and my best friend is a recon sniper in the marines so mad respect to him.
Jul 8 2011 10:04AM
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yojimbo
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fuck the army the only place I'd ever join up is the navy or the coast guard.

Jul 8 2011 10:47AM
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987321654hgfd
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11chuck really depends on when you go to sand hill, my asvab score was a 94 and I'm 11b. I know they fill teh 11c slots earlier in the year which is when you said you should be going so it could happen. Also if you make it though RASP have fun getting treated like complete shit until you get your tab. It's definitely an awesome thing to be in Ranger bat but they treat you like garbage. Otherwise definitely made the right choice going 11x, who would actually want to be a pog anyway. Good luck brah

ps sign the shortest contract possible, the Infantry is cool and all but we rarely do our jobs. Get ready for a lot of police calling trash, sweeping and mopping.
Jul 8 2011 10:56AM
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987321654hgfd
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Doo doo
Jul 8 2011 10:59AM
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RubberSoul
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don't be an idiot and polarize this shit any more than it already is. lots of the supposed "liberal pussies" that you think you hate so much have the utmost respect for those who serve but don't agree with the assbackwards use we've been making of our military men and some of the culture that perpetuates our problems in places like the middle east. i know you want everything to be in black and white but it's not that simple..nothing is

assuming you get in, good luck and be safe. but drop this silly childish hate for anyone who disagrees with your neo-con bs
Jul 8 2011 11:19AM
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Twinjibber77
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1 1 Bang Bang. That's what's up. If you have any questions PM me.
To the people in this thread bad mouthing branches, just stop.
Jul 8 2011 11:34AM
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Toasty.
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I'm joining the marines next year (no enlisters on my army base in Germany) but the army is the branch that everyone goes into when they cant make it anywhere else.
Jul 8 2011 11:41AM
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fujarome
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false....



the marines are the branch that everyone goes into because they think it will make them rambo.


riddle me this...if it's "the few, the proud" then why is it that every kid from my high school that opted to join the marines made it through with absolutely no problem?


Respect to all branches nonetheless...just a bit of friendly banter.
Jul 8 2011 12:16PM
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cobra_commander
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Do they offer option 40 in a 3 year? when I went through it was only a 4 year option.

And I think you meant to say our job is to do everyone else's job for them.



To everyone else please stop with the branch bashing and comparing, we all have a job to do and if you do your job to the best of your ability you have my respect, even if that is being a cook (even group needs good cooks!)
Jul 8 2011 12:24PM
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987321654hgfd
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Yeah the shortest option 40 is 4 years and i think 21 weeks or something like that. And yeah you could definitely say our job is just doing everyone else's job.
Jul 8 2011 12:32PM
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salomonskiier12
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Just finished Air Force Field Training for ROTC, 2 more years of school, then commissioning.
Congrats on joining and goodluck!
Jul 8 2011 12:54PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I think they stop treating you like shit once you get deployed and they know your squared away. My family friend said it lasted for about 6 months in 1st Batt
Jul 8 2011 2:32PM
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wait.what
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I'm pregnant you guys.
Jul 8 2011 2:55PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I respect your choice and i think it is very noble of you but i strongly disagree with your earlier statement that all men should serve in the military. What the fuck has the US given me that is even two shits near the value of my life? A deteriorating road system. A rep as an ignorant American fuck. A 14.3 trillion dollar debt that our generation is going to have to pay off? A shitty welfare system? yea pass on that shit. Do you realize that if we withdrew all military operation from Iraq and Afghanistan we would very quickly pull out the debt nose dive we are currently in. Greece has a low debt per capita than us and they give their citizens retriment at like 53 and free healthcare and all this great shit. Yea fuck America I am moving to Canada where the political bullshit levels are below 750,000 Parts per million. The only war i would fight in is a war that is not based of political games and Bullshit. WW2 i would enlist instantly for that shit. But there is no way on gods green earth that i am going to go die in the name of America trying to be the world police and Dick fucking Cheney's Political game. FUCK THAT.
Jul 8 2011 3:25PM
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Relish_man
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getting into the Reserves next September, and I'm reapplying for Pilot in 2 years, hopefully I'll make it in next time! (wasn't accepted because i scored a 58 out of a minimum 60 in the interview to get into the ROTC Pilot program but everything else was good to go, fu)
Jul 8 2011 3:30PM
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T.R.
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All youd be doing is trading overt violence in foreign lands for more domestic violence through higher taxation.
Jul 8 2011 3:31PM
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Proletariat.
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and higher quality of life
Jul 8 2011 3:34PM
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Proletariat.
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Definitely reapply for pilot in 2 years. The government is cutting the reserve program in nearly half in hopes it will get more people to join the regs. Plus you will get to try out those cool new F-35's.
Jul 8 2011 3:36PM
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TheClap.
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wow one of the dumbest posts I've seen in awhile
Jul 8 2011 3:36PM
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RubberSoul
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are you comparing higher taxation to the violence of war?
Jul 8 2011 3:57PM
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wafflepirate
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Anyone else find it ironic that his name is ... Lax_Bro?
Jul 8 2011 4:02PM
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ECB
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you poop where you pee from
Jul 8 2011 4:04PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Yea sounds better to me why dont you go drink bud light in a trailer while watching king of the hill. FUCK YEA MURICA
Jul 8 2011 4:04PM
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wafflepirate
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Easy there on the KOTH references, bud. That show was golden.
Jul 8 2011 4:05PM
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cobra_commander
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I think you have that backwards
Jul 8 2011 4:59PM
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Lax_Bro40
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Well I believe men should do it because we owe it to the millions of men before us who died to give us liberty. You wont understand what its like and how much you take for granted until you see a 3rd even 2nd world country and how shitty their government treats them. But thats for another discussion.
Jul 8 2011 5:32PM
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