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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
So I'm trying to get Canadian residency or a visa, but being an American it is rather difficult and isn't guaranteed.

So I've devised an ingenious plan that is guaranteed to work. I have American and French citizenship and what I propose is that any of you Canadian women that want either of those two things marry me and in return help me get Canadian residency or citizenship.

PM me or post in here if you're interested

Cheers
Jun 26 2011 2:56PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
seems flawless
Jun 26 2011 2:58PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
lolÉtiennelol
Jun 26 2011 2:59PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i will marry you etienne
Jun 26 2011 3:14PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
somebody better jump on this!
Jun 26 2011 3:16PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
being french could be cool?
Jun 26 2011 3:24PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Bonjour, mon amour. ;)
Jun 26 2011 3:38PM
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jessica-s
Posts: 27 - Karma: 24
je t'aime
Jun 26 2011 4:36PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
why would someone ever want american citizenship?
Jun 26 2011 4:38PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Pics? Split shipping to Canada?
Jun 26 2011 4:39PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

a bona fide licence to kick ass.. thats why.

bitch

Jun 26 2011 4:53PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
your icon appears to be brokeded
Jun 26 2011 4:56PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
GTFO Etienne, you will die un-Canadian and alone.
Jun 26 2011 5:00PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
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'Merica!
Jun 26 2011 5:09PM
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jessica-s
Posts: 27 - Karma: 24
yea I just realised that. I'm on my phone and I'll fix it later. :)
Jun 26 2011 5:29PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Isn't this incredibly illegal?
Jun 26 2011 6:08PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
hit up their soccer team, who are in the World Cup right now

Jun 26 2011 6:14PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
I believe it's considered fraud, but maybe I'll find true love on newschoolers.com, who knows...
Jun 26 2011 6:27PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i hear that all the women wipe back to front.. is this true for all canadian chicks?
Jun 26 2011 6:28PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I hope not. That's straight fucked
Jun 26 2011 8:03PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
AMERICA!
Jun 26 2011 8:05PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
thats kinda fucked :S
Jun 26 2011 8:07PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
Seems legit.



My mom's best friend's husband's dad (who is like 95 and about to die) just married his caregiver so that she can stay in England and go to school here.
Jun 26 2011 8:17PM
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minihef
Posts: 811 - Karma: 763

Access to some of the best ski areas in the world seems like a pretty good reason.

Jun 26 2011 9:21PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
thats not common right now at all
Jun 26 2011 10:27PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
sucks to suck
Jun 27 2011 10:46AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
sucks to suck
Jun 27 2011 10:46AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Aks thats to mexicans.
Jun 27 2011 1:32PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
My search continues
Jun 27 2011 5:23PM
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