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Ferret Feasts on Fully Grown Fetus's Fingers

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FBGM
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http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/15/2953267/parents-of-child-injured-by-ferret.html

Sparknotes: So apparently this couple in Kansas left their 4-month old baby alone in a room, trapped, with a viscous ferret that had a taste for human flesh. The ferret ate seven of the babies fingers and when the dad got home after a night of binge drinking and domestic violence he threw the ferret at a washing machine, killing it instantly.

The ferret is buried in the Kansas City Public Cemetary.
Jun 16 2011 10:48PM
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PagesHouse
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OH MY GOD!! Hahahhahah I'm sorry for laughing but WHATATTTT!?!?!
Jun 16 2011 10:49PM
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PagesHouse
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Meh I laughed after reading the sparknotes but after reading the actual article now I feel bad.
Jun 16 2011 10:51PM
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SPskier543
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There was another ferret incident awhil back where it ate a babies fingers, nose, ears, and eyes or something like that. Ferrets are awful
Jun 16 2011 10:54PM
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PON3
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I live in Kansas City and been hearing this on the news allll the time.
Jun 16 2011 11:02PM
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Mr.Turtle
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for a drunk guy that was a pretty solid idea to kill a ferret
Jun 16 2011 11:04PM
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BuSkiz
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that's rough
Jun 16 2011 11:05PM
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hendriab
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at least hes stil got the thumbs, thats the big one...
Jun 16 2011 11:07PM
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SeanTom
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ugh, this is disturbing. i hope the charges go through
Jun 16 2011 11:09PM
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Bart.Man
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Holy shit! Thats insane. And thats absurd that they didn't give the damn thing away after it had bitten the baby twice already!
Jun 16 2011 11:12PM
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ForrestW
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i dont think it would be considered a fetus at that point
Jun 16 2011 11:59PM
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FBGM
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Right, that's where the fully grown part comes in.
Jun 17 2011 12:00AM
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ForrestW
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fetus is by definition, unborn. but who gives a shit thats a crazy story and reminds me of how it seems some people love their pets more than their children and its no good.
Jun 17 2011 12:03AM
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p-fo
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I'm surprised the dad could pick up and throw something so viscous.
Jun 17 2011 12:11AM
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dreadyboy
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Yeah, why couldn't you have just said baby? I thought it like burrowed up in there or someone just left a fetus lying around.
Jun 17 2011 12:17AM
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FBGM
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I'm not retarded, I'm an up and coming poet. Leave me alone.
Jun 17 2011 12:21AM
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nneth_time
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Is it just a coincidence that this is an alliteration?
Jun 17 2011 12:30AM
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dreadyboy
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Heard of it, in one ear out the other.
Fuckin hate english class, so glad I'm done.
Jun 17 2011 12:37AM
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artfullydodged
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I had the same reaction. Although i still think its funny that they included what appliance he threw the ferret against, why is that important?!
Jun 17 2011 12:42AM
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hot.pocket
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I read the thread title and thought...

"This can't be real there are too many words that start with F for this to be legit"

But I had to click anyway...stupid ferret stupid dad.
Jun 17 2011 12:56AM
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