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Starsky And Hutch Vs. Zoolander

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coolcat410
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I just watched Starsky and Hutch again. It's funnier the second time i think a lot more parts are funnier. But before this i always thought Zoolander was the funniest movie there was but now i think Starsky and Hutch is a better movie. Which one would win in a battle to the death?
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Jul 30 2004 4:22PM
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KillerMonkey
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zoolander




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Jul 30 2004 4:22PM
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B-Wald
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zoolander.
rolling stone was talking about how starsky and hutch was better than zoolander too.
i dont get it.
zoolander wins.
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Jul 30 2004 4:25PM
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linemaverick540
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i really didnt find zoolander THAT funny, i mean it was good but not that good. mallrats will always be beter

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Jul 30 2004 4:26PM
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SkiUnit03
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deff zoolander, its so much funnier, its like you got served but with male modles....sorta





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Jul 30 2004 4:35PM
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zoolander



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ArmadaFreerider8
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yea i agree zoolander was better






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Jul 30 2004 4:51PM
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punk_rider
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THIS MOVIE WITH SUCH RIDICULOUS ACTORS IS A SHAME! JUST LIKE WAS WILD WILD WEST! A BLACK JAMES WEST!!!!!!! Ben stiller as STarsky: ridiculous! not even funny, not in the original spririt!!!!
Jul 30 2004 4:55PM
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Krongos
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merman pop! i was a merman!

zoolander for that reason
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Jul 30 2004 4:59PM
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hucker22
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starksky and hutch i didnt find zoolander that funny, i know the hole movie was supposed to be stupid but i didnt laugh
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Jul 30 2004 5:14PM
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superpipe540
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zoolander was funnier. but what do you think is funnier, zoolander or dodgeball
Jul 30 2004 5:52PM
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zoooooolander

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Jul 30 2004 5:54PM
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SeanB
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I think Zoolander wins hands down but Starsky and Hutch is pretty dope too

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Jul 30 2004 7:19PM
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The_Greek
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strait up zoolander bitch



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Jul 30 2004 7:40PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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Zoolander sucked. I dont know why people find it funny. It's retarded on top of retarded. Ben Stiller was only funny the first time you see Meet The Parents, and Owen Wilson and Will Ferrel just arent funny at all.


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Jul 30 2004 8:29PM
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misterbinz
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The Royal Tenanbaums kicks both of their asses

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Jul 30 2004 8:30PM
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SkiUnit03
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alot of my friends and i think kung pow was fucking hilarious. as in, so hilarious, i almost passed out beacause i couln't get enouch oxegen cuz i was laughing too hard, and im serious about that too, jesus, i don't know why that movie is so funny but i swear i had stomach cramps for like the nexd week, so fucking funny...





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Jul 30 2004 9:16PM
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beefbud
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zoolander for sure the only thing in Starsky & Hutch that i thought was really funny was this
Starsky: Tell your son to stop throwing knives
Chau: Throw more knives
Chau's son: Yes father, I will throw many knives

















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Jul 30 2004 9:24PM
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skiforcanada
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zoolander, except for snoop dog in starsky.
i dont even like rap at all, snoop is just the man






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Jul 30 2004 10:57PM
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Barmski
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dude this is no question this thread is a waste OF COURSE ITS ZOOLANDER jeeez
zoo langer wil lgo down in a legend everywhere EESECIALLT THE SKI INDUSTRY!
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Jul 30 2004 11:07PM
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coolcat410
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Well ill have to watch Zoolander again. I love that movie too i just think its really close. Starsky and Hutch has some awesome parts. Like when Owen Wilson goes to Ben and says, 'I know man. I know.' the way he said it was so funny.

Or when they're in Snoop's place and they shot off the tail of the lizard and the big guy goes that's right i read it in a magizine once. haha some parts are awesome. The best part of all was:

Owen: That's what people do man. They cry.
Ben: No i don't cry...i mean i work out...i have hobbies.
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Jul 30 2004 11:12PM
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SKItheBURG
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zoolander, no contest. i fell asleep during royal tenenbaums.

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Jul 30 2004 11:24PM
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zoolander all the way! nothing compares

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Jul 31 2004 3:26AM
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cobalt
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dodgeball. no actually zoolander.



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Jul 31 2004 10:09AM
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ski8990
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Walk off. end of story



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Jul 31 2004 10:11AM
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danbrown
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zoolander




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Jul 31 2004 12:17PM
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mikee
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the knoife throwing was soooooooooo funny.

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Jul 31 2004 12:21PM
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kjfreerider
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anchor man and dodge ball are also very good



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Jul 31 2004 3:00PM
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B-Wald
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kung pow sucked. like amazingly sucked.
i guess it's just that i dont find that kind of thing funny.
there was a couple parts that i chuckled at. nothin more though.

and reggaeconcept. if ben stiller, owen wilson, and will ferrell aren't funny. name some actors who are.
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Jul 31 2004 3:40PM
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asac
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starsky and hutch amazingly sucked too.





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Jul 31 2004 4:10PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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I gotta say, the black kid flying over the hedge after his house blew up made me laugh my ass off. I think its the afro
Jul 31 2004 4:17PM
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skierbabe420
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i like the golfing scene in starsky and hutch it was just so classic...

-you know alot about golf.
-snoop: i know even more about grass...
awww that part makes me laugh every time, but i like zoolander better i think





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Jul 31 2004 6:02PM
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davidh
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I think ben stiller rocks, but I also think he should get a few new people in his cast. It's always him, owen wilson, vince vaughn, and his wife a lot. I just realized that ben stiller was in heavyweights. That is such a sick movie.
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haha....dragon
Jul 31 2004 9:29PM
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canadianhotchik
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zoolander
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Aug 1 2004 12:04AM
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skiierman
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zoolander, just because they cut out the double angary dragon on the home movie version.



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Aug 1 2004 1:21AM
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LittleDevil720
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i think zoolander is stupid, def. starsky and hutch

Aug 1 2004 12:16PM
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skisebski
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zoo to the lander




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Aug 1 2004 12:48PM
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nothanks
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zoolander, i own it on dvd and vhs as you all should
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Aug 1 2004 9:00PM
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M+M
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y both^ ancherman beats all but zoolander beats SAH



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Aug 1 2004 9:22PM
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skiierman
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wow tmorry! thats amazing!!! you want to know something else cool??? i own what you have plus 2 copies of each and a few more copies of starsky and hutch and wouldnt you know it, about 10,000 other movies as well. aint that awsome.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Aug 1 2004 9:24PM
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they didnt cut out the double dragon thing on the home version.
Aug 1 2004 11:29PM
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both movies sucked



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Aug 1 2004 11:43PM
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kmo19
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ill stick to the theme of wickedly funny movies....waynes world and night at the roxbury!
dont forget them.
Aug 1 2004 11:54PM
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schlonginator
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are you an idiot ?!?! starksy and hutch rocked but Zoolander is the best by far !




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Aug 2 2004 1:32AM
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skiierman
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big_white_hucker, yeah they did, in the movies they showed them doing it in real time and it was longer. in the home version they only showed it for a few seconds on the camera tape.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 2 2004 10:41AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Zoolander

Aug 2 2004 12:16PM
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Mavrck
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'what is this!...a center for ANTS! how are the kids suppose to learn when they can even fit inside the building..'
'Derek its just'
'NO! it has to be at least......3 times this size...'

zoo lander all the way
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Aug 2 2004 12:38PM
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bringin these posts back
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