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Funniest moment you have had skiing

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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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After watching the TC crew hit a turkey while skiing i wondered what other funny moments people have had skiing. So post your funniest moments on the hill. wether it be hitting various animals, avalanching someone real bad, getting in shit with patrol or cocky gapers, gaperday, or even skis traveling down the whole hill id like to hear em

ill start with a few

3 years ago last day of the season at my local hill in the terrain park all the rider refused to leave. so when ski patrol came to kick everyone out they threw a whole armada of snowball and ski patrol had to call for back up and right as he was calling back

i was hitting urban last winter with a few buds. one of my friends had a go pro (yes i know everyone and thier grandmother has a go pro) with a super long extendo pole and as i was hitting the urban and he was filming my skis caught on the go pro and almost broke it. All i could hear from my friend was agrivated yellings like YOU HIT MY GO PRO You Hit My Go Pro

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This one time at band camp

Jun 5 2011 2:42PM
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sagesnow
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when @foreignsteez didn't quite make it onto the chairlift and he fell off, all because my friend was trying to make room for his mochachino
Jun 5 2011 2:44PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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ok im not gonna lie thats pretty goddamn funny
Jun 5 2011 2:46PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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 sorry didnt finish one of my stories

as he was calling for back up one of my friends snowballs pegged him right in the head

Jun 5 2011 2:47PM
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Deluge
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one time a i was coming over like a 35 foot table and a like 7 year old kid was in the landing, not intentionally and probably scariest landing ever, i tapped hit helmet with my skis... /claim
Jun 5 2011 2:57PM
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Pool.
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definitely when i was in new zealand with some of my friends we climbed this peak for like an hour and the first thing my friend does is he drops a 3 foot cliff into pow one of his skis randomly ejects and goes all the way to the bottom, the whole time he was yelling "NOOOOOOO MY SKI, COLLIN( my friend) MY SKIIIIII, MY SKI IS COMING DOWN!!!!" i felt bad but it was so funny
Jun 5 2011 2:57PM
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JaayLaay
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At our mountain one of the parks is like a "y" and instersects with a main slope. this snowboarder kid took off his board and it got away from him, went soaring down, and almost took someones head off ha.
Jun 5 2011 3:02PM
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broto
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me and a few friends were digging up snow in the forest to make a log rail and while we were digging we found a cell phone frozen in the snow. one of my friend sarcastically says "maybe we'll find money if we keep digging!"

sure enough, like 2-3 more shovelfuls a $10 bill peeked out of the snow at us. funny shit. video of said log rail:

Jun 5 2011 3:10PM
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Blindsurfer
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looool at the broken ski
Jun 5 2011 3:13PM
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Blindsurfer
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i dont really hve any funny stories, the craziest thing that happened to me was when i was hitting this nice log rail in the glades and there was this old guy taking a dump in the woods like 35 feet away...me and my friends heckled him so much, literally followed him around the hill yelling "HEY POOP GUY!!!"
Jun 5 2011 3:15PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i could right a book




i can also spell write as right
Jun 5 2011 3:39PM
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0l_dopePddlr
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we were hiking under the rope in some deep pow to get to the other run (so we had to take our skiis off) and my little brother who snowboards accidently droped his boared and it flew right into the next run which just so happend to be a casual steep blue... the snowboared fly like mock 6 down the mountain and chased this one guy like it was posesed (because the snowboared got caught in his curves) it followed him turn for turn and picked up speed until finaly... the inevitable happend a very unhappy gaper.

Jun 5 2011 3:52PM
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stupendous-man
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My friend Zach (bigairkid) was getting coached by Jeff Curry one day (hes a windells coach, rides for line) and we were all riding up the park lift together at timberline. before the lift goes into the trees, you can see the last few features of the big park (dfd, s rail, wallride, and flat down i think). we look over and see some little kid, probably 6-7 years old completely straddling the s-rail, using the rail to pull himself along. we all burst out laughing, including jeff. it was pretty funny at the time.
Jun 5 2011 4:06PM
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Newschooleri.
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Funniest experience with skiing was today at my summer setup. Sadly no video but it was the best yard sale i have ever seen.  My buddy Daniel was skiing with us at our summer setup and well u could say he is not that good on rails. Since u guys know turf could sometimes get dry and not slide well. So we told him to take 1 more run before we get water and he ended up clipping the nose of his ski on the rail while getting on, he then flipped forward and landed on his nuts. The yard sale following this crash was awesome nothing was on him, his skies popped of he dropped his poles and i have no idea how but he had only 1 boot on and the other one just flew of to so he was in a sock and one boot on laying there on the rail. This was even funnier for me and my friend cuz we were baked at the time and he was not. Sucks i don't have a video but it was so funny!!
Jun 5 2011 4:16PM
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*geezer*
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I once forgot to get off the chairlift ....so the chair stops a little after I forgot to get off ...but I decide to jump off and waddle across this cement thing with my skis; meanwhile the lift operator is yelling and I'm falling over -it was pretty embarrassing for my young fifth grade self due to the fact nearly 20 of my fellow peers were laughing :D
Jun 5 2011 4:21PM
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joshua
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I witnesses an employee role a snowmobile on the park run.
Jun 5 2011 4:21PM
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TijmenDal
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Foggy powder day.
Tip diving when straightlining something. Double eject right in the face. That's the best moments.

Also one time snowboarding (yes I know, SNOWBOARDING!) I did a little jump in the fluff, landed on my tip and just made 3 cartwheels or something. All my budies were laughing, it was hilarious.
Jun 5 2011 4:31PM
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localonvolkls
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saw this kid come in straight then slide an entire big trap box on his nuts.

landed hard switch on a nice size table and had one ski eject, and fly up cutting my thumb to the bone.
Jun 5 2011 4:33PM
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MiniMeDanny
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Jun 5 2011 5:21PM
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Deluge
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luld hard at these^
the stump one and the box wall were such fails
Jun 5 2011 6:05PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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i balled my eyes out when i heard this one. thats too funny
Jun 5 2011 6:39PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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please do id read that book
Jun 5 2011 6:41PM
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