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Name my job... and get paid

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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
So I'm starting a new job as social media manager and they requested that I name my job title. I will be updating/replying to facebook, twitter and blog comments. Obviously can't be offensive and it needs to be related to what the job is. Winner gets their choice of $10 or OG NS lanyard.
May 30 2011 8:31PM
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ohmygod_basedgod
Posts: 534 - Karma: 37
Or, social coordination professional
May 30 2011 9:51PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,273
ambassador of online affairs
Seňior internet
Webmaster
webexutive
May 30 2011 9:53PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
this
May 30 2011 9:54PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
I think we've established that people value lanyards at more than $10 now haha. I'll give it until tomorrow and ship the lanyard out to the lucky winner then.
May 31 2011 8:56AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Grand Wizard of the Social Realm

Sorcerer of Social Interaction

The Savior of Social Media

Motherfuckin Popsicles Bitch


May 31 2011 8:59AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
that social network media guy
May 31 2011 9:15AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
Social Media Employer
'How may i help you pls'
whats lanyard?
May 31 2011 9:30AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
that dood dat fuckz wit that interweb
May 31 2011 10:00AM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
social median or
May 31 2011 10:23AM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
the social media man

social status updater

costumer service updater

facebook/twitter help

costumer satisfaction updater

fix your problem updater

social problem fixer

problem solver

social media solver

social media problem solver

i would like the 10$ please.
May 31 2011 10:32AM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
social media liaison or social comunication and networking manager
May 31 2011 10:54AM
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Keyjibbs
Posts: 1542 - Karma: 96
Just a heads up, you're going to probably want to put your job title in your e-mail signature. So if it's a stupid ass name you're not going to look professional at all. I'd vote for Social Media Marketing Manager or Social Media Manger. Keep it basic and straight forward.
May 31 2011 11:00AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
Almighty Guru-Czar of the Social Media Spectrum
May 31 2011 11:07AM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
Assistant to the regional manager.... Maybe interactive media manager?
May 31 2011 11:15AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
I thought you were having him discover his pornstar name for a second. I loled.
May 31 2011 11:23AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Digital Media Assassin, or more likely, Dude Who's Gonna Get Paid to Fuck Around on Stupid Sites Before Being Let Go in Two Months When His Employers Realize They're Wasting Their Money on This Dumb Shit
May 31 2011 3:23PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
soooooooooo..............
May 31 2011 3:24PM
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Huntre
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Truthful Responder Of Loaded Liability. Abbreviated as T.R.O.L.L.

May 31 2011 3:28PM
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JKill
Posts: 626 - Karma: 67
The office 16 year old. No offense to you.
May 31 2011 4:37PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Internet wizard.


May 31 2011 4:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Updating President
May 31 2011 4:47PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
El Presidente of Social Media
May 31 2011 4:52PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
WINNER

Pick your prize man.

Check it out: http://uncollege.org/team/
Jun 4 2011 10:43AM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
Manager of Social Media Affairs
Jun 4 2011 10:51AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
status.
Jun 4 2011 10:57AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
The Web Guy

Grand Puba of the interwebz

Staff Facebook addict

Social Media Manager

The intern

Jun 4 2011 11:18AM
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