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Name my job... and get paid

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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
So I'm starting a new job as social media manager and they requested that I name my job title. I will be updating/replying to facebook, twitter and blog comments. Obviously can't be offensive and it needs to be related to what the job is. Winner gets their choice of $10 or OG NS lanyard.
May 30 2011 8:31PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
facebook/twitter/blog post updater guy.

I'll take the lanyard please.
May 30 2011 8:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
Social Media Senior Account Executive
May 30 2011 8:35PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
social media associate.
May 30 2011 8:35PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
social media manager


do i win?
May 30 2011 8:35PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
SMM

lanyard please
May 30 2011 8:35PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
Winner.
May 30 2011 8:36PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
The Publicity Guy
May 30 2011 8:36PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Saucy meds man

short for social media manager, Ill take the cash
May 30 2011 8:37PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
The BOSS
May 30 2011 8:38PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
Viceroy of Social Media
May 30 2011 8:38PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
Media Czar
May 30 2011 8:39PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
King of everything.
May 30 2011 8:41PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Teenage Girl
May 30 2011 8:42PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
umm, booom?

/thread
May 30 2011 8:43PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Social status and media manager.
May 30 2011 8:44PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
What company is it for?
May 30 2011 8:44PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Well are you looking for something that is going to make you sound important or something that is going to be hilarious to put on a resume or tell your friends?

Hilarious: High Power Media God

Super Cereal: International Social Ambassador Executive Director

Malcolm in the Middle: Executive Media Power Machine

I'll take the lanyard.
May 30 2011 8:45PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Social Networking representative or Social Media Specialist or just mix and match those two.
May 30 2011 8:45PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
UnCollege.org
May 30 2011 8:45PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
senior update and media manager
May 30 2011 8:45PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
Media Swagmaster
May 30 2011 8:45PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
/thread
May 30 2011 8:47PM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
Troll Bridge
May 30 2011 8:47PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
Master of Propaganda
May 30 2011 8:48PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Media Mogul
May 30 2011 8:48PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31

check that

Grand Dragon of Media Updates is more fitting

May 30 2011 8:48PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
The Social Media Man

or

The Extremely Amazing Social Media Man

aka

TEASOM

May 30 2011 8:48PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
Social Media Guru

(insert your name here)



bitchin business cards right there.
May 30 2011 8:51PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Executive in charge of social networking and media
May 30 2011 8:52PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
senior Virtual social connections manager.


Supreme interglobal public communications advisor


 
May 30 2011 8:53PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
Media Associate Manager?
May 30 2011 8:54PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Not the IT guy or Social media communications/communicator.
May 30 2011 8:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
senior viceroy of internet dealings regarding social media
May 30 2011 8:54PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
How about "That Guy" or "Social Butterfly"
May 30 2011 9:00PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Internet Connections Guru
May 30 2011 9:04PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
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The name worthy of a God.
May 30 2011 9:05PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Social Media Manager
May 30 2011 9:10PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
The social professional
May 30 2011 9:13PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
Status Boss
May 30 2011 9:14PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Social Media Field Marshal

or

Social Media Commandant
May 30 2011 9:17PM
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ohmygod_basedgod
Posts: 534 - Karma: 37
Social media professional. Sounds authoritative and doesn't lie
May 30 2011 9:17PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
New Media Coordinator
Web Communications Coordinator
Website Coordinator
Director of Integrated Media
Social Media Manager
Marketing Manager
Content Strategist
Social Media Specialist
Digital & Social Media Specialist
Communications Specialist
Communications Associate
Online Associate

Pick one and send me the lanyard.
May 30 2011 9:20PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
International Internet Relations Manager
May 30 2011 9:23PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Legit as Balls
May 30 2011 9:25PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
Social media operations officer
May 30 2011 9:25PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
professional distributer of intelligence.


plus if i win you can drop off the lanyard at my doorstep
May 30 2011 9:29PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
Social Media Operator of Social Mediums
May 30 2011 9:30PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
or headmaster of intelligence administration
May 30 2011 9:34PM
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MiraFFe
Posts: 177 - Karma: 12
ambassador of social response
May 30 2011 9:44PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
whatever you do, put your middle name first, followed by your last name and then first name

last/first and first/last are too mainstream
May 30 2011 9:50PM
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