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Gay Marriage

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THAT-GUY
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Brazil the country with the highest percent of roman catholics worldwide just legalized gay marriage with a 10-0 vote....what the fuck are we waiting for...its probably the republicans
May 29 2011 6:07PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
inb4 shitstorm.

also, because its america.


also, first post is gold.



















also the game
May 29 2011 6:22PM
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I.B
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It's not the republicans you idiot.

May 29 2011 6:27PM
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corona
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Isn't gay marriage in the US a state decision and has nothing to do with Federal government?
May 29 2011 6:38PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
It really is though..
May 29 2011 6:42PM
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p-fo
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Yeah kinda. Although it shouldn't be anymore. States that ban it are pretty much violating the Constitution.
May 29 2011 6:42PM
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yeahno
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gays cant marry. its un american
May 29 2011 6:45PM
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Daydreaming
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May 29 2011 6:46PM
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skiminnesota
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orly?
May 29 2011 6:48PM
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95959
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yes
May 29 2011 6:48PM
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skiminnesota
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youre gonna have to do better than that.
May 29 2011 6:49PM
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XtRemE11
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gays cant get married because its impossible...........
May 29 2011 6:52PM
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freestyler540
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Here it begins...
May 29 2011 6:52PM
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Mr.Turtle
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good shit right here
May 29 2011 6:56PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Why would we ever let gay's get married...? it isn't right. They're not meant to get married, clearly. Don't destroy what the world has come to accept as "Marriage." Let them prance around like princess all they want, but do not let them get married.
May 29 2011 6:56PM
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Jordan
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I hope you're kidding.

If not, walk out to the nearest street, at night, in all black, and lay in the road.


May 29 2011 7:00PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
no
May 29 2011 7:03PM
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Anathema
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marriage isn't sacred. not in america. in a country where you have the bachelor, the bachelorette, who wants to marry a millionaire, who wants to marry a midget, etc. gay people have just as much of a right to be as miserable as everybody else, and dont use the whole 'it's unholy, it destroys the union between man and woman bla bla bla' bullshit.
May 29 2011 7:07PM
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Leeyum
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your a moron
May 29 2011 7:08PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
I was kidding children... Gay's should be just as equal as everyone else. It's America, freedom is what were known for. So then why take the freedom away of someone just because they like the same sex.
May 29 2011 7:11PM
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skiminnesota
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oh. did you go read the Constitution?

riddle me this batman, where does it say marriage?
May 29 2011 7:11PM
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Username_42069
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i initially read that as "your a mormon"..
May 29 2011 7:12PM
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May 29 2011 7:13PM
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Jimmy.
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i think they should have all the benefits of a married couple.
May 29 2011 7:18PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Even though you're trolling..


"Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."


The constitution also doesn't say ar-15 in it anywhere, but those are fine.
May 29 2011 7:20PM
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p-fo
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This. Banning would be "abridging the privileges". Marriage is a privilege. Gay marriage is marriage.
May 29 2011 7:40PM
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AWALLRUS.
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gays are gay
May 29 2011 7:41PM
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skiminnesota
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Amendment 10 - Powers of the States and People. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
May 29 2011 7:45PM
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95959
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Not disputing that it's a state decision. Never was, that's kind of a fact.
May 29 2011 8:07PM
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Emma_Watson
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*Mostly the the old white men, aka republicans. Or Fox news.

Ian, will you marry me?
May 29 2011 8:17PM
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Beez
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this
May 29 2011 8:24PM
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saucybiscuits
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fuck marriage. gay or straight, humans are not monogamous by nature.
May 29 2011 8:26PM
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.94
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You are absolutely retarded for making this thread.
May 29 2011 8:32PM
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emilyiscool
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yay for canada where i can still marry my girlfriend. its totally against the USA's constitution to ban gay marriage the states that do are stupid.
May 29 2011 8:38PM
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disastertourism
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my friend has two mothers.
One is technically his aunt too.
WIN.

:)
May 29 2011 8:38PM
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_Ryan_
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my friend has 2 moms and 1 step mom .

oh and inb4 ninjasteeze
May 29 2011 8:43PM
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XtRemE11
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this is very debatable.
May 29 2011 8:46PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Agreed. Penis+Vagina=Life Penis+Penis=Aids? seems obvious.
May 29 2011 8:46PM
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THAT-GUY
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Back to the original post, what I meant was what is keeping us from making this legal now? Clearly Catholicism is out and I thought that was one of the major reasons right
May 29 2011 9:09PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
Can't tell if trolling...



just in case: Should infertile people not be allowed to marry? What about old people?
May 29 2011 9:12PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
Why would we ever legalize Divorce? it isn't right. Marriage is not meant to be ended, clearly. Don't destroy the meaning of actually becoming "Married". I mean let all the fuckups and sluts get with everybody and there brother, but don't let them marry and screw it up.
May 29 2011 10:55PM
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Deluge
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so true my brotha
May 29 2011 10:57PM
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brendo.
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Who gives a fuck?
May 29 2011 11:00PM
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emilyiscool
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so true, why should some asshole be able to marry and divorce someone and 2 gay people who will be married for life is the problem?
May 29 2011 11:03PM
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Raz.
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actually despite the whole gay marriage debate,

divorce is REALLY fucked up. especially when it gets too the point that eventually marriage wont mean shit.
May 29 2011 11:07PM
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midwestpowhunter
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I do not understand why the government cares... Marriage is a religious right. It has nothing to do with the government for any other purpose than taxation. I am catholic so obviously I disagree with gay marriage, but only on a religious level, as Catholicism recognizes marriage as between a man and a woman. If two dudes want to bang out in the privacy of their homes and want to get a tax break, who cares. If the government decided to just leave "marriage" out of it then all of the religious squabbling might quit. Call it a civil union, give it to every couple that walks into the court house, and at the end of the year let them get a tax break. end of argument.
May 30 2011 6:23PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
As far as I'm concerned the more gays the better. For the most part they don't reproduce (exception turkey baster) and I'm all for a population decrease. Kill all the prisoners and tax the fuck out of everyone with more than one kid. I am also not sure how such incredibly liberal and conservative ideas clashed there.
May 30 2011 6:35PM
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No_Dub
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hot damn
May 30 2011 6:52PM
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An10a_Eng
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gay marraige is gay. and wrong
May 30 2011 6:57PM
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emilyiscool
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well of course gay marriage is gay... its not wrong though
May 30 2011 6:57PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Very creative answer there, but. Divorce happens because when you are married sometimes things happen. I.e. cheating, commiting a crime, or maybe even just something makes you not love them anymore. Then, divorce makes complete sense. Good try though =)
May 30 2011 7:43PM
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