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I Am Officially a Bad Person.....

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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
So I found out my dog has cancer today. The vet gave him about 6 months.

When my mom first told me, my first thought was:

Holy shit now he could get a green card and buy me weed!!

Then I remembered he was a dog

Then I remembered he still has cancer

And now I am just sad.
May 26 2011 9:13PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
hahahahahajajajajajajajajhahaahahahahahahaha
May 26 2011 9:14PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
was my immediate response. that fucking sucks to hear about your dog though
May 26 2011 9:16PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Wait why would someone who had 6 months to live get youa green card and buy you weed?
May 26 2011 9:16PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
because im very charismatic
May 26 2011 9:19PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Who cares if he is a dog? Its still worth a shot....
May 26 2011 9:20PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Oh my God. I just laughed so hard.
May 26 2011 9:25PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
and how high were you when this happened?
May 26 2011 9:31PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
yeah, you're a pretty bad person. but still, not a terrible original idea. seems logical, just follow the guidelines on the south park episode. so fuck, i guess im a bad person too.

 +++vibes to said pooch though
May 26 2011 9:58PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
i had to put my dog down this morning because of tumors/cancer, you should feel like a bad person, think about your pet and not your selfish pothead self
May 26 2011 10:15PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
this. my 2 dogs dying were two of the saddest things in my life.
May 26 2011 10:17PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hahahahaha kip.

sorry about ur doggie bro.
May 26 2011 10:25PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
We just recently found out my cat has had diabetes for about 4 years. I wasn't sad, because I hated the cat and it would always scratch up my goggles' lenses. But don't get me wrong I was very sad when 3 of my dogs died and 2 of my cats died.
May 26 2011 10:50PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
sorry about your dog but thats fucking so funny
May 26 2011 10:54PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
im sorry but i just lol'd. and dont call me an inconseridate bastard, cuz i lost my sister on thanksgiving. and it just cracks me up that losing the life of a dog is the saddest thing in your life. just wait till someone close to you dies, i cant wait to see how you react.
May 26 2011 11:02PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
fucking last two posts (not counting papas) are straight douchey
May 26 2011 11:13PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36661 - Karma: 110,395
Oh boy. Here we go.....
May 26 2011 11:16PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
wow just wow. there are a few too many dicks in this thread, and i dont just mean guys posting...
May 26 2011 11:50PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
OP is just making the best out of every situation. look on the bright side!

sorry about your dog, tho
May 27 2011 12:06AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
kinda surprised how high your karma is. ive had family die and ive had dogs die, dogs arent people but they hold a pretty special place in my heart, and when an animal that has always loved me dies i tend to feel fucking sad, so take you ass douchery elsewhere
May 27 2011 12:17AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
this should be bannable for sure...
May 27 2011 12:18AM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 162
yea forsure keep it in control big guy!
mods will get rid of er soon enough, fuckin a guy
May 27 2011 12:23AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
Why? Skiierman isn't the one who brought up his sisters death while trying to belittle someones feelings about something they cared dearly for.
May 27 2011 12:37AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
they obviously do not get the point of my post... stupid asses.
May 27 2011 12:43AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
well i see this thread has turned into a shithole.
May 27 2011 12:54AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i got the point of your post exactly, mocking the death of a kids sister is a little too far though, even if the kid is a douchebag.
May 27 2011 12:56AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
fo real........... where's the love?
May 27 2011 1:13AM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
So... just because its a dog, medical marijuana is out? Give it a try bro I've heard of weed doing miracles for cancer. I mean you don't have anything to lose... Get that dog BAKED!!!

On a more serious note... I lost one of my dogs to cancer about three years ago, so I know how your probably feelin. +Vibes
May 27 2011 3:28AM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
i could say so much shit right now but ill keep it too myself, I just hope you realize how big of a douchebag you make yourself look like, its called emotions, if he hasnt lost someone close, and neither have I, then clearly this is the saddest thing thats ever happened in his life, and im on the same page as this kid, ive never lost anyone close, doesnt mean i cant be devisated that the only thing my life that ive been super close with, my dog, my best friend, has passed away
May 27 2011 1:35PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
To be honest I don't find this funny
May 27 2011 1:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
+++ vibes to your dog, you're indeed a bad person.....

but you could always try....
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May 27 2011 1:46PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Losing a dog is like losing a sister that was a cute little furry mentally retarded mute her entire life so she could never tell on you or annoy you.

Ask me how I know.
May 27 2011 2:31PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
good job spelling inconsiderate, fuckin dumbass. and yes you're an inconsiderate bastard. i hope you stub your toe really bad or get a paper cut today.
May 27 2011 2:49PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256

Damn dude that sucks, my doggy died of lyme disease

+vibes

May 27 2011 2:55PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
that sucks man, vibes. OP you should PM me, i have a question for you
May 27 2011 3:02PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
This just in... YOUR SCREEN NAME IS ANALRAPE YOU FUCKING DICKTOOL!
May 27 2011 3:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
vibes man, real sad.

and yes, you can get dogs high. i do it all the time we just sit there and munch on dog treats.
May 27 2011 4:10PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Ssory for your dog bro.
May 27 2011 4:22PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
now i see how i was a dick, i was kinda high, not an excuse though. sorry man.
May 28 2011 11:23AM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
My dog died of cancer last week. It sucked, but life goes on nahhmean
May 28 2011 12:27PM
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