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How many kids are actually not accidents?

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hucksterjibber15
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Thinking about it, not very many of us.
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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
Jul 28 2004 12:00AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Did your parents tell you that? Because thats kinda cruel.




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Jul 28 2004 12:02AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i was fully an accident my parents were married but i wasn't planned, it was new years...haha




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Jul 28 2004 12:03AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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my mom said i wasn't an accident, i was a suprise.
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Jul 28 2004 12:04AM
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Ski-hobo
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haha, this has to be one of the worst topics on NS. I hope I was planned, bnut here I am regardless. There are probibly a lot of people walking around that never ment to happen.





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Jul 28 2004 12:04AM
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eheath
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im not an acsedent

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
Jul 28 2004 12:05AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i think i might have been
yay skiing is happy
Jul 28 2004 12:06AM
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P-JO
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^no, but you were an accident.




patj
Jul 28 2004 12:06AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
damn you ^^




patj
Jul 28 2004 12:06AM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh, damn me. nice brown box though
yay skiing is happy
Jul 28 2004 12:08AM
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P-JO
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no, my comment was meant for pussyfooter but you posted to fast.




patj
Jul 28 2004 12:10AM
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skierdudeguy
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my mom got pregnant, then got married to my dad... but that was my sis. but im an accident too
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Jul 28 2004 12:11AM
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hucksterjibber15
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haha, to say that this is the worst topic on ns, is a joke. I have been around for quite some time, and i know that this is not the worst. It is perfectly legit. If you think about it, how many people have sex, not planning on a baby, but here it comes. Seldom are people trying to have kids. If people are trying, than they are usually semi-infertile. that doesnt make sense, but i mean that they are having a hard time trying to have a kid. Most couples, have them without trying.
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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
Jul 28 2004 12:11AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i know p-jo, that's why I said damn me, because I got in the way
yay skiing is happy
Jul 28 2004 12:12AM
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rk1080
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38 percentile!!!!!!
Jul 28 2004 12:14AM
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telestar6
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I kind of was. My mom only wanted to have one kid at a time but instead she got triplets.

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Jul 28 2004 12:52AM
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skierdudeguy
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aahaha who does she love the most?
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Jul 28 2004 2:36AM
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XxFrIsCoAznxX
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW
Jul 28 2004 2:50AM
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LeBlanc
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My parents say I was a 'surprise' hahaha funny thats probably another word for accident haha



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Jul 28 2004 8:44AM
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Capurnicus
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Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but seriously, i think there are like 6 total

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Jul 28 2004 8:57AM
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skiierman
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ok new subject, how many people here had their parents divorced and had their mom remarried so you can now call yourself a red headed step child because of the color of your hair? i can only dream...



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Jul 28 2004 9:13AM
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1212j5j5
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hey shit, it was newyears for me too i bet. im a september baby.. err.
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Jul 28 2004 9:16AM
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LittleDevil720
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one of my teachers told me that, fucking bastard
Jul 28 2004 9:29AM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
not me. there are no accidents in my family.



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Jul 28 2004 9:33AM
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DynastarriderGP
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I assume I'm not because I have a brother and my parents were married at the time.



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Jul 28 2004 9:45AM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
but jsut think if you are an accident it means that your parent were just having a lot of sex just for fun and it really grosses me out to think about that i mean yeah im happy im here and im happy that they did it but i try and pretend that they dont do that anymore




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Jul 28 2004 1:14PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
im not an accedent, but my brothers and sisters say im adopted...i don't believe them





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 28 2004 1:21PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
parents dont have sex, unless theres a milf involved



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Jul 28 2004 1:32PM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
my friends dad told his son that 'I had a wet dream and your mom rolled over.'



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Jul 28 2004 1:34PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
haha my friend said to his mom 'Mom dont you just love me?' and she responded 'micheal, you were born in september, do the math'





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 28 2004 1:34PM
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danbrown
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haha thats funny




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Jul 28 2004 1:37PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
hmmm...interesting, me and my older brother were born in september....

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Jul 28 2004 1:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
my brothers tell me im adopted... god i hope theyre right...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 28 2004 1:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i was also concieved on new years. I think I was sorta planned. I'm the only kid my mom had but she was pretty old so who knows.

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Jul 28 2004 1:48PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i was no mistake. i was a last ditch effort for my parents happieness after 13 years of unsucessfully trying to reproduce. and in the 18 years i have been alive, have i made them anything other then missreable and bitchy? i think not.

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

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Jul 28 2004 2:20PM
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skibrdingbitch
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my sister and i were almost born exactly 9 months after my parents got married, they were married christmas eve we were born sept. 23rd
now thats FUCKED UP


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Jul 28 2004 2:29PM
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asac
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chris: 'oh look, theres the broken condom that led to my birth'
lois: 'and the resulting lawsuit that bought us this house. you're my favorite mistake'

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Jul 28 2004 2:30PM
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stevie.
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my mom says i was born on my exact due date, a 9-month pregnacy to the day. so im a nov 14th birthday right... i do the math, november minus nine months... and i get february. i ask my mom if im a mistake, because ya know, valentines day, feb 14... tons of people 'celebrating'. she says i was planned, but i really dont believe her! my parents weren't married and it was valentines day... who plans to 'make a baby' and see in 9 months after on v-day? haha oh well. so hmmm im not too sure about that!




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Jul 28 2004 2:31PM
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skibrdingbitch
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^ ahaha thats great


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Jul 28 2004 2:31PM
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221
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I've heard no pregnancy is planned. Kids just sort of 'happen'.

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Jul 28 2004 2:32PM
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misterbinz
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how do you make kids anyway?

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Jul 28 2004 2:33PM
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skiierman
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^ storks son, storks...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 28 2004 9:28PM
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redheadskier_chick1242
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haha I knew a kid with parents who outright told him that he was an accident, and his whole family still call him 'Baby Oops' (he's 17)

Jul 28 2004 9:42PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Ahh SOCO my old sig.

But my cousin actually is a red headed step child~




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Jul 28 2004 10:42PM
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*rkp*
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i was planned.....dont i feel special
Jul 29 2004 12:43AM
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freekskier13
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i was made in the ocean
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Jul 29 2004 12:49AM
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huckster989
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i was told by my grandma that my parents had so much trouble with my older sister that they decided not to have anymore kids....oops here I am!
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Jul 29 2004 1:15AM
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r5tommy
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im preety sure i was planned, my parents dont really seem like party animals...
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Jul 29 2004 1:27AM
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GrippinGs
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im 5 1/2 years older then my bro. of course im the mistake.
Phree Stylez
Jul 29 2004 1:40AM
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Localboyz
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i was well planned before...
Jul 29 2004 1:54AM
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M+M
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my sis 18 my brother 16 me 14 they were born july i was born january, mhm mistake or no?
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Jul 29 2004 8:14AM
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