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Slang terms for female/male genatalia

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sol-JAH.boi
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this may seem dumb but for an assignment in human sexuality we have to list as many slang terms for male/female genatlia...where else would i find a group of people with nothing better to do then be immature and creative...so i turn it over to you NS

May 24 2011 11:32PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
....are you shitting me? just throw some out there its not hard
May 24 2011 11:35PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
What kind of bullshit assignment is that?
May 24 2011 11:36PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
straight off google. i lol'd pretty hard. beef bayonet... lol

baloney
banana
beef bayonet
boner - erect penis
cavalier - an uncircumcized penis
cheb
chopper
cock
cream stick
blue veined custard chucker
dick
dong
donger
donkey dick - a large penis
fuckstick
German helmet
hampton - rhyming slang on hampton wick = prick
hard-on - erect penis
helmet - the head of the penis
hung like a donkey/horse - having a large penis
John Thomas
knob
lash
length
lob on - an erection
love muscle
love truncheon
member - from membrum virile
middle leg
morning wood - erection on waking
mutton dagger
needle dick - a small thin penis
nob
old man
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
percy
plonker
pork dagger
pork sword
prick
purple headed custard chucker
roundhead - a circumsized penis
sausage
schlong
semi - a half erect penis
shaft
shlong
stalk - erect penis
stiffy - erect penis
stonker - large erect penis
tadger
todger
tool
trouser snake
tummy banana
wanger
well hung - having a large penis
willy
winkle
woody - erect penis

May 24 2011 11:36PM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
Most of them are quite obivous.
Maybe schlong,dick, cock...most really kinda is common sense, kinda weird but its hw so yea.
May 24 2011 11:36PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
This is what the American education system has turned to...and they blame the students?
May 24 2011 11:36PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
VAGINA, PENIS!!!
May 24 2011 11:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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May 24 2011 11:40PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hatchet wound
bearded clam
chipped ham sandwich
beef curtains

May 24 2011 11:42PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
to be honest, i say penis and vagina
May 24 2011 11:43PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
I lold
May 24 2011 11:44PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
the point was not to google believe me i already did that...i wanted creative answers

May 24 2011 11:48PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Johnson and what I quoted above.
May 24 2011 11:55PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

Penis : meat wallet

saftey snail

Vag:

Meat flaps

Fuck hole

May 25 2011 12:01AM
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TheStamos
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My favorite when referring to myself " Junk " EX .  That baseball hit me in the junk and the swelling never went down, junk /thread
May 25 2011 12:08AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
ar6rider



fuck shit balls cunt whore

I came in here to post this. Also got owned by bullshit site issues.
May 25 2011 12:17AM
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ALaw
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weiner
May 25 2011 12:19AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
HATCHET WOUND
May 25 2011 12:22AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
penis and vagina
May 25 2011 12:44AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
hairy pears

pink taco
May 25 2011 12:46AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
"....purple headed yogurt slinger made for crushing pink cookies."
May 25 2011 12:57AM
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RunRich
Posts: 207 - Karma: 11
ooohoohoo low blow. pun definitely intended.
May 25 2011 1:02AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
This list is the best. I'm going to have to incorporate some of this into my vocabulary from now on.

Favorites include:

Beef bayonet

Love truncheon

Mutton dagger

One-eyed trouser snake

Pork Sword



Good job, sir.
May 25 2011 3:00AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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c*nt stuffer
May 25 2011 3:03AM
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laserbeamz
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Axe Wound and Gutted Possum
May 25 2011 3:28AM
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CassiusClay
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Cooter.
May 25 2011 3:32AM
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Orrin
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"Knee deep in clunge" + Gash.
May 25 2011 7:10AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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cum dumpster
May 25 2011 7:15AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I suggest for female the term "Whispering Eye"
May 25 2011 8:18AM
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soulskier
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aw man, the bloodhound gang was the only reason i clicked
May 25 2011 8:22AM
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j.engel
Posts: 245 - Karma: 417
beans and weaner

sticks and beries

sasage and egg's


May 25 2011 8:26AM
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DirtyDan
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Meat and two veg
May 25 2011 8:50AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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threads
May 25 2011 8:55AM
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soulskier
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Click for larger image ?
May 25 2011 8:59AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
front butt
May 25 2011 9:10AM
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theabortionator
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I'm hoping OP turned in his assignment by now
Mar 21 2020 9:07PM
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