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Most hilarious skiing joke??

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ben@NH
Posts: 24 - Karma: -8
What's the most funny skiing joke you've ever heard. It could be sexual, badass, hardcore, or whatever. You could make one up, say one that you heard, whatever!! Just gimme the sickest joke involving skiing of all time!~
May 24 2011 9:43PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
skiing


penislol
May 24 2011 9:45PM
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a.wall
Posts: 339 - Karma: 30
theres a thread about this
May 24 2011 9:47PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
hit up the jon olsson thread its filled with them
May 24 2011 9:47PM
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PattyC
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 35
i always make joks about jiberish but none of my friends get them but one
May 24 2011 9:51PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
Repost
May 24 2011 9:52PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
well ya even i dont understand what your saying, Whats a jok?
May 24 2011 10:33PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
damn shes fine....oh wait thats jon olson.
May 24 2011 10:34PM
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downhillkilla
Posts: 312 - Karma: 486

how many terrain park attendants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None we get ski patrol to do it for us.

May 24 2011 11:28PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
simon dumont is short
May 24 2011 11:35PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
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Im most newschoolers and i havve to wear my tall t's down tall. I mean dat XXXXXXXXL shirt an't dat big. Then i wear my L jacket over just incase i want to slay park on a pow day. My pants are sagged so far they acutally restrain my movement while skiing and doing jumps and rails. Then we move onto the murked poc lobes (my boy Tom Wallish "the pretezle man" was seen workin these babys at x-games. Or at least some murked oaks but i had to go one step higha in the goggle chain) Our hill, Heavenly is soooo dangerous that i have to pack 9 and my tommy just incase dem little gypsy bitches try to steal my line in the park. The durag that's my own personal touch.
May 24 2011 11:35PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
GNAR
May 25 2011 12:24AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
I'll straightline your chute if you lipslide my rail.
May 25 2011 12:40AM
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Executive.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 220
What kInd of question is this
May 25 2011 12:54AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
get back to grade school
May 26 2011 5:18PM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
didn't South Park teach you anything about trying to tell the funniest joke in the world?

A. Kanye West will torture you
B. in the event that you build a robot to be the funniest comedian in the world, it will try to destroy the entire human race.
May 26 2011 5:24PM
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andrewmeehan
Posts: 765 - Karma: 363
i heard of the funny short skiing joke........

































































































































SIMON DUMONT


/thread
May 26 2011 6:58PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
afterbang and being super gangster, all started as a joke...

May 26 2011 8:35PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
it's "I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"


May 26 2011 8:41PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
chads gap...
May 26 2011 8:58PM
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j-bo
Posts: 347 - Karma: 329

What do you call two gay guys on straight skis?

A pair o' Ball Lickers.

May 26 2011 9:05PM
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Steez_Ball
Posts: 627 - Karma: 129
Skiing is like sex. When it's good it's good. But when it's bad it's still good.
May 27 2011 11:42AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
hey (name here) .........what?















nothing
May 27 2011 11:54AM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
^ hah almost forgot that wont.
May 27 2011 12:41PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
whats the difference between a ski instructor and God?


God doesnt think he is a ski instructor.




How's a snowboarder introduce himself?


sorry bro



whats the difference between a snowboard instructor and a beginner?



bout an hour and a half
May 27 2011 12:54PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
whats the difference between this thread and aids?

this thread is slightly gayer.
May 27 2011 2:25PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
so this skier nuts a rail and a squrill comes up and asks him if he needs more nuts. wow that was a bad joke
May 27 2011 2:50PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
More black people should ski They like to grab blunt
May 27 2011 3:51PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Thay chick has tight pants and a an' ass to go with it, oh wait its max hill. Hahahahahaha
May 27 2011 4:31PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
wow
May 27 2011 4:44PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
snoboarding made it socially acceptable to sit on your ass midrun for no reason.
May 31 2011 12:56AM
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Killa_BeeKnees
Posts: 211 - Karma: 30
made me lol
May 31 2011 1:56AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
lol
May 31 2011 2:49AM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
This. I have spoken.
May 31 2011 10:32AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Women's freeskiing
May 31 2011 10:58AM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
Kid skis into a bar... now there's no more park
May 31 2011 11:01AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
excellent work sir (applause)
May 31 2011 12:25PM
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