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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
If after you died you could have a list of any stats you wanted to know about your life what would they be?

-Pounds of Food Eaten
-Amount of hours/days skied
Etc.
May 24 2011 3:22PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
k/d ratio
# of headshots
miles traveled
May 24 2011 3:24PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
lol
May 24 2011 3:31PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
Time spent having sex / # times had sex = avg length of each smush sesh (foreplay included)
May 24 2011 3:32PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
times fapped
how many strokes^
how many people ive spoken to
how many runs ive skied
number of notes hit on my guitar
number of songs ive heard
total money aquired

ive got so much, but those ones seem the most cool
May 24 2011 3:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
gallons of liquid ingested
time spent peeing
hours spent skiing
hours spent on the lift
hours of music listened to
May 24 2011 3:35PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
hours listened to music
hours worked
hours spent sleeping
money spent on alcohol
money spent on cigarettes
May 24 2011 3:44PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
$0
May 24 2011 3:47PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
mine will be at least... £300 so far, probably closer to £400
May 24 2011 3:49PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
Days spent driving
Weight of herb smoked
$ on concert tickets
Days spent having sex


May 24 2011 3:52PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Amount of days spent checking girls out as they walk by
May 24 2011 4:05PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
i've always thought about this. i think it would be sick to know the happiest moment of your life, and when you were closest to death (like a car almost hit you or something).

May 24 2011 4:09PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
number of sperm cells ejaculated
amount of women that have been sexually interested in me
number of text messages sent
number of hours slept
number of people met
i don't know, just really random shit
May 24 2011 4:11PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
number of sperm cells ejaculated
amount of women that have been sexually interested in me
number of text messages sent
number of hours slept
number of people met
i don't know, just really random shit
May 24 2011 4:11PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Just goin off the dome here

Number of words typed.
Number of phonecalls ignored
Time spent sick
Time spent listening to music
Time spent having sex
Number of times I made a girl orgasm
Number of steps taken walking compared to running
Time spent sitting
Time spent on the computer
Time spent getting dressed/ready
Number of times I escaped death
Time spent driving and flying
Time spent playing sports
Time spent thinking
Time spent talking

I could go on forever..
May 24 2011 4:47PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
hours spent practicing music

would probably be the coolest for me
May 24 2011 4:51PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
um anyone who answered anything other than "gross tonnage of seminal emission produced" is either a liar or a fool
May 24 2011 4:55PM
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WhiteDynamite
Posts: 134 - Karma: 9
units of measurement??
May 24 2011 4:59PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
k/d ratio

May 24 2011 5:00PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
this also

amount of time spent sleeping
amount of time peeing
amount of time spent pooing
amount of time spent speaking
amount of time spent on ns
amount of semen ejaculated
amount of time spent on a computer
happiest time of your life


i could go on all day
May 24 2011 5:05PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
Distance skied (both in vertical feet and standard distance)

Smush to sexual partners ratio

average lifespan of ski (I'm already up to 9 pairs broken in 6 years)

Time spent on: TV, computer, and NS

May 24 2011 5:09PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
i guess it wouldn't have units of measurement, you'd be able to see those moments.

and i definitely would not want to know the time i've spent wasted on technology
May 24 2011 6:19PM
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evelli
Posts: 90 - Karma: 35
am i the only one who wants to know how much poop i've pooped?
May 24 2011 6:22PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
Time spent playing soccer
May 24 2011 6:59PM
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