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Misquoting Famous People

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baethoven
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Recently a few friends and I have been making our facebook statuses ridiculously made up quotes, and have been quoting famous people saying them. It turns out people love it, and have joined in.

examples:

‎"I once used a series of leaves that I sewed together myself as a condom in an attempt to go green. We both got poison ivy. Best sex I've ever had."
~ Joseph Stalin

‎"It was amazing. One momentary lapse in judgement and I had ended up at another cheap motel, with yet another dead call girl lying next to me. This was the first time the thought that I had a problem crossed my mind." ~ Miles Davis

‎"They say marijuana is a gateway drug. I didnt believe it until I decided to pop a few acid tablets with the bros one night and ended up eating out a 14 year old deaf mute. Now I spend about 2500 a month on hard drugs....and herpes medication." -Franklin D. Roosevelt


So NS lets see some, cause I know ya'll are more creative than the lot of us.

May 23 2011 1:57PM
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spidermanatadesk
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”I mean, they lost both parents. That’s just careless.” – Zach Braff on orphans

”Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me.” – Zach Braff on abortion.

”I don’t like the term ‘black people’, I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as ‘people’.” – Zach Braff on being politically correct

”Y’know, they always ask how many licks it takes to get to the center, and I think I might be the only one who’s ever actually tried.” – Zach Braff on 12 year old girls
May 23 2011 2:00PM
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baethoven
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fucking gold.
May 23 2011 2:02PM
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Gnams
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"Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes"
-Ghandi

"Some people want to watch the world puddi"
-Benjamin Franklin

Me and my friends tend to say those a lot
May 23 2011 2:12PM
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pimpcat
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Haha this is a great idea
May 23 2011 2:21PM
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moonofendor
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"I'm gonna go ahead and remix this tape that I made. Shit's about to be soo fire!"- Richard Nixon 1972

"hey lets have a whole bunch of countries send people to sit around and do nothing, but claim something is getting done. We'll call it the United Nations." Franklin Roosevelt 1945

"Damn, my hands really hurt." Jesus 33-36


May 23 2011 2:54PM
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SkiThe603
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So funny
May 23 2011 2:58PM
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1337
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5 posts in and this thread is already gold
May 23 2011 3:00PM
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Tonic
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hahahahha these are great, threads for more
May 23 2011 3:03PM
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yellav
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best post ever?
May 23 2011 3:10PM
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StreetsOfRage
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/threads this is gold.
May 23 2011 3:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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"Well that was back in the 70's, when you could take LSD and publicly skullfuck a deer for all the cops cared"
-George Clinton
May 23 2011 3:15PM
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Ethan.G
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I lost at the first post haha so good
May 23 2011 3:21PM
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baethoven
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"what the fuck is going on here?" ~ Helen Keller
May 23 2011 3:25PM
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BIGben*
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Threas for later but this is good
May 23 2011 3:32PM
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moonofendor
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"god damn that apple hurt" -Sir Issac Newton

"I hope the play is good tonight." Abraham Lincoln

"hell yeah it's a beautiful day, driving through Dallas with the top down." JFK

" damn, I'm  craving some good cheap vodka. let's invade russia!" either Napoleon or Hitler


May 23 2011 3:34PM
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deleted5
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no
May 23 2011 3:46PM
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deleted5
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new fb status
May 23 2011 3:48PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Snitches get stitches~Martin Luther King Junior.

dumb bitch can't make soup~Richard Nixon

threads for later

May 23 2011 3:50PM
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e.wait
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"You know, I'd really like to see some shit blow up. Things are so damn boring these days." - George W. Bush September 10, 2001

Too soon?
May 23 2011 3:50PM
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skiMONTANA
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After winning election Barack Obama- "black people ftw!!!"
May 23 2011 3:51PM
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Drew.C
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" " -Helen Keller
May 23 2011 3:56PM
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Proletariat.
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May 23 2011 4:03PM
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The.Man
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"Fuck the police" - Ghandi


"Holy fuck, I'm blazed as hell and this pond is fucking DOPE. Shit. There's a fish" -Henry David Thoreau

May 23 2011 4:05PM
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The.Man
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"What the fuck was that??" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
May 23 2011 4:07PM
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feihlination
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"this thread is awesome" - proletariat
May 23 2011 4:08PM
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TheRealEvan.
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"I once punched a Grizzly so hard in its dick, it poped out his ass"
~Bear Grylls
May 23 2011 4:21PM
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baethoven
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‎"I can't believe it's not butter!" -Kim Jong Il
May 23 2011 4:30PM
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Malcolm
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These are awesome!
May 23 2011 4:33PM
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MiraFFe
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"And that's why I never get thirsty"
~Bear Grylls
May 23 2011 4:36PM
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blackjakesteele
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"skiing nowadays is getting to the point where its crazy" - Friedrich Nietzche
May 23 2011 4:42PM
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Anathema
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"My ankles are broken!!" - Achilles
May 23 2011 4:47PM
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blindside
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Fuck bitches, get money - Dominique Strauss-Kahn
May 23 2011 4:51PM
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pimpcat
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"Yes I'm aware Global Warming isn't real, but now I'm a household name in America and I was even featured on South Park. Nobody knows who George W. Bush is anymore. America, fuck yeah!" -Al Gore
May 23 2011 5:00PM
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baethoven
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"...but that wasn't the first time I was found half naked surrounded by a tribe of Norwegian dwarfs.. Nope not the first time.."
~ Bill Gates
May 23 2011 5:08PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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"How do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?" Lewis and Clark
May 23 2011 5:15PM
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pimpcat
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I like this one a lot
May 23 2011 5:20PM
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MiraFFe
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"I'm kinda a cat person"
~Mike Vick
May 23 2011 5:29PM
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Shenanigans
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haha gold
May 23 2011 6:04PM
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JIBpsy^^
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" I think allowing gays into the army is a great idea, hell i might even join if that happens"-Glen Beck

"I keep one in the chamber if n#ggas be ponderin" -thomas Jeferson

"Bitch suck my dick" -Romeo

"I think that the US has to get its huge geficit undercontol before we face an even larger national dabt calamity"-RIcky Bobby

May 23 2011 6:13PM
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[tk]
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party time=mc^2(2mc's) - Einstein
May 23 2011 6:25PM
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baethoven
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"that bitched fucked like a dead fish." ~ Stephen Hawking
May 23 2011 6:35PM
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Z.J.H.
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i believe it's party time= MC Hammered ~einstien
May 23 2011 6:44PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Either needs to seem real or be really funny. A lot of these are completely missing on either
May 23 2011 6:48PM
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ski_ENDUB
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"I think that america should be placing more focus on creating independence from foreign oil" -Lil Wayne
May 23 2011 7:13PM
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Dbouch
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"Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I'm not actually made of chairs." - Thom Yorke
May 23 2011 9:21PM
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spidermanatadesk
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May 23 2011 9:29PM
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McFellon
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"I don't write my stuff anymore, i just take it from my head." -Mozart

"You mean we actually blew up Japan? How wasted was I?" - Harry S. Truman
May 23 2011 9:45PM
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McFellon
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Also:

"Down in front!" -Abraham Lincoln
May 23 2011 9:48PM
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The.Man
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This thread is gold.


However there was a very similar one last summer.
May 23 2011 10:10PM
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MiraFFe
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threads...... of gold
May 23 2011 10:23PM
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