so yesterday we had some close family friends over and they just adopted this little black baby and he is prly the happiest baby ive ever seen. so i was just chillin on the couch and he was on my lap and i was just pokin him and stuff and he was laughing his ass off. so i decide that im going to lift him in the air..ya know like people do with babies. so i lift him up and hes still laughing and im just looking up at him and makin noises at him and all of the sudden, in what seemed like slow mo, he fuckin pukes STRAIGHT ON MY FACE. mouth open and all..like i said it seemed like slow motion but not slow enough. so yeah i got baby puke all over my face and in my mouth.
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