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RubberSoul
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Fucking worst movie of the century. I only saw the first 40 minutes but if i had been hired to try to make it suck more I don't think I could've thought of anything. i got to the part where the little girl with purple hair is stabbing everyone to death, even the chick and the dude just sitting there smoking. then her dad (nic cage, you know, that guy in a million bad movies?) shoots someone with a sniper rifle. fuck you.
May 23 2011 10:45AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i've seen it, and yeah it's pretty shitty. not shitty enough for me to make a thread, but pretty shitty nonetheless
May 23 2011 10:52AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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you will be happy to know, they are making a second one

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May 23 2011 10:53AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i guess it did half decent. interesting
May 23 2011 10:54AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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are you guys fucking kidding? kick ass is such a good movie, i cant even understand how you think it is bad.
May 23 2011 10:56AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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im still in shock right now, A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL FUCKS UP DRUG DEALERS WITH A SWORD, im losing my faith in ns...
May 23 2011 10:59AM
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RubberSoul
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honestly it made me have a hard time rooting for the supposed protagonist. she even stabbed the woman and the dude just sitting there smoking weed or crack
May 23 2011 11:04AM
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spidermanatadesk
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Why do you watch movies that you know will suck balls?
May 23 2011 11:07AM
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RubberSoul
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i know dude, i was hanging out with a girl on sunday morning and she was like yeah let's watch this. and i was like no dude that movie's gonna suck ten dicks, and she was like noo, it's awesome, it's nothing like you're expecting. turns out it was exactly what i expected
May 23 2011 11:10AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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i think your major problem is your trying so hard to focus on a thoughtful plotline, this is not present in this movie. What is present is nonstop badass action, action that makes up for the lack of substance and powerful dialog, there are some movies where you just have to appreciate what it offers and not look for what it doesn't. To me this movie delivered on the exact level on which the name would the name would suggest, it kicked ass, and a lot of it for that matter.
May 23 2011 11:37AM
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dreadyboy
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yeah it was awesome
May 23 2011 11:39AM
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.AR6rider.
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Kick-Ass was pretty awesome, what the hell are you guys talking about?
May 23 2011 11:43AM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah, i didnt watch this movie cause it looked like the stupidest thing i've ever seen
May 23 2011 11:47AM
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BIGben*
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Girls sword violence cars mafia pimps drugs. You didn't like it?
May 23 2011 11:49AM
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Davy.Crockett
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this...

May 23 2011 11:52AM
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corona
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loved that movie!
May 23 2011 11:56AM
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soulskier
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i was very put off by the little girl killing people and using every word in the book
May 23 2011 11:58AM
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RubberSoul
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yeah when she showed up by stabbing some dude in the back and saying something along the lines of "you ready for this, cunts?" i felt my intelligence was being insulted
May 23 2011 12:37PM
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RubberSoul
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i found it rather shallow and pedantic
May 23 2011 12:38PM
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soulskier
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the one kid's dad had a sweet wardrobe though, that was the one thing i liked haha
May 23 2011 12:39PM
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Tonic
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I watched this movie on netflix the other day, I thought it was dope. Not the best movie but I'm down for a sequel. The action was a lot more graphic than I expected, sick movie.
May 23 2011 1:02PM
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[~_~]
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I don't give a fuh about plot in films, and I still thought it was horrible. The action sucked, too many anime kids and not enough bears. Although Nicholas Cage did burn to death, I will give it kudos for that.
May 23 2011 1:04PM
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RubberSoul
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why the fuck didnt anyone tell me that??
May 23 2011 1:08PM
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eheath
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I thought the previews made it look stupid as fuck, but i enjoyed watching the movie, some of the action was epic and people talking shit on nick cage need to go get fucked, he is the fucking man. I wouldn't say its the best movie every, but there are so many movies that are 10 times shittier than this movie.
May 23 2011 1:11PM
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RubberSoul
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related video. not meant as an argument to what you said at all, just for people that havent seen it to get some lols in
May 23 2011 1:12PM
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SketchySwiss
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Get high and try watching it again...! It was fun imo.
May 23 2011 1:14PM
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[~_~]
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Because even watching Nicholas Cage burn alive wasn't worth the two hours I'll never get back from watching the movie.
May 23 2011 1:18PM
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skiblandford
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i thought it was an ok movie... def not the best but it had some funny parts and wasnt the worst movie i have ever seen
May 23 2011 3:12PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i hated it when i saw it in theaters then i saw it once it came out and liked it alot when you dont think of it as a teen comedy but more of a mob style movie about badassery its pretty fucking cool
May 23 2011 3:16PM
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garret.
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i thaught it was a pretty good movie
May 23 2011 3:25PM
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skiMONTANA
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Dumb garret. It sucked
May 23 2011 4:17PM
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.Tom.
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"SWIIIIITCH! TO KRYPTONIIIIIIITE!!!"

Pretty made that whole movie worth it for me tbh.
May 23 2011 4:19PM
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-JME-
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I thought it was gona suck but then I saw it... pretty entertaining
May 23 2011 4:26PM
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BMB
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FUCK you OP, you're taste in film is horrendous.
Kick-ass kicked ass in my opinion.
May 23 2011 4:28PM
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mr.rise
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This.
And that blue light is so awesome
May 23 2011 4:36PM
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Poikenz
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I watched it by myself so I wasn't subjected to hating everyone else in the theatre. It was pretty good in my opinion, yes some parts were insanely stupid but thats what the movie was about.

Oh and my favorite part was when kickass' girlfriend said something along the likes of "I would totally fuck him", in an I'm addicted to crack kind of way. Made me laugh then they fucked in some sort of alleyway.
May 23 2011 4:55PM
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RubberSoul
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youre entitled to your opinion, however wrong, misguided, and poorly expressed it may be
May 23 2011 5:12PM
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Poikenz
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You aren't allowed to just say that then tell him that his opinion is wrong. When it comes to opinions there is no right or wrong, sure you might think it is incorrect but to him he believes that he is 100% in the right. You are suppose to, in this case read what he says and take it into consideration. If you weren't open to this kind of stuff why would you start a thread about it?
May 23 2011 5:17PM
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RubberSoul
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didnt you read his opinion? it's wrong
May 23 2011 5:20PM
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skier_boy26
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My friend had told me Kickass sucked. When I saw it, I was dumbfounded by such a comment.

Fucking hilarious movie.


Then again, NS is comprised by a bunch of bitches who think shit like Step Brothers is god's gift to man. And that Family Guy is actually funny. That, or bitches who think anything with a budget is mainstream and therefore lame.
May 23 2011 5:23PM
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RubberSoul
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i guess like your friend, i just don't like trite pieces of garbage made for 13 year olds but made insanely violent. "you guise... how come nobody tries to be a superhero?! doesnt everyone totally wanna be one?" everything was just so predictable and tired

i bet you also liked zombieland. god that movie sucked ass
May 23 2011 5:28PM
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Poikenz
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So when is your script hitting the big screens? Oh wait it isn't. You can't really bitch about movies being bad if you aren't willing to make it any better yourself.

And just play my last comment off like it was nothing. Maybe if you were a little more open to ideas you would have understood that there is no wrong or right.
May 23 2011 6:09PM
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Dan.
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I refused to see it based on the previews looking so terrible, but then somehow somebody convinced me to go, and I thought it was pretty damn entertaining.

Sorry that there isn't enough Italian Neorealism and Film Noir being produced for you haters to jerk off to.
May 23 2011 6:14PM
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[tk]
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this
May 23 2011 6:15PM
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RubberSoul
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i dont need to make movies to have an opinion on them. i only need to pay for them. hell, i dont even have to pay for them to have an opinion

and i was kidding around when i said his opinion is wrong. there's obviously just too much difference between our opinions for them to be reconciled, im not gonna say something that suddenly makes him go oh yeah, that movie did suck
May 23 2011 6:15PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha it's not like that i promise
May 23 2011 6:16PM
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BEARS.
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kickass thread bro.
May 23 2011 7:03PM
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BMB
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Yeah my opinion is "wrong".  It is incorrect.  Oh yeah I didn't like Kick Ass all that much the first time I saw it.  Your wrong OP, maybe a stupid thread like this. 

May 23 2011 7:10PM
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saucybiscuits
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you could not pay me to watch the second one. and i could not be forced to watch the first one again. i fucking hate that movie.
May 23 2011 7:22PM
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