1. Word of a ski company reaches Newschoolers.com through a rumour or a 'Coming Soon' website.
2. People start asking how the skis ride, if anyone has pics, what the dimensions are, who rides for them. It becomes the biggest craze on NS.
3. People start asking where to buy the skis, what a good price is, how badly they want them because they heard they're good.
4. Someone breaks a ski, posts about it on the forum, people start bitchin about the company, saying they're false advertising or making shitty skis or something.
5. New company is formed, people who were on the previous bandwagon move onto the next one.
6. Repeat steps 1 through 5.
This post was inspired by the guy who posted about breaking his Armadas. My message to him 'Who gives a shit?'
'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'