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Which pro skier gets the most babes?

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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
Which pro skier do you guys think gets the most ladies?

My guesses are jossi or schlopy
May 8 2011 9:18PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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Jon Olsson
May 9 2011 2:53PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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Wouldn't be Jossi I thought he was a virgin? could be wrong tho..

May 9 2011 2:54PM
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fruitstick
Posts: 594 - Karma: 1,033
Ha ha love it
May 9 2011 2:54PM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
hahah thats awesome
May 9 2011 2:56PM
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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
haha he negatively respresents the tc crew in the player category
May 9 2011 3:18PM
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lgbskier
Posts: 160 - Karma: 38
probably bobby or Jon
May 9 2011 3:21PM
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steezysteeze
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JOHN MCMURRAY, LCP 4 LYFE
May 9 2011 3:25PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
THIS!!

he gets all the 5$ street hookers
May 9 2011 6:28PM
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-LyricalFaya-
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
I agree that Jon would if he was single, But my vote is T-Hall. In Like A Lion he says it just kept getting easier and easier to get girls hahaha.
May 9 2011 6:44PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
and that there was a porno shot in his basement
May 9 2011 7:03PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
i madea thread about this once and jenifa came in it and made all these sexism accusations and it got deleted

wat a bitch
May 9 2011 7:04PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
and its probably some young utah local lke tim mcchesney or alex scholpy or somthing all the utah highschool girls hear they are pro and spread their legs like a 1970's freestyle skier
May 9 2011 7:05PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
nope, he did invite me and my friend to his hot tub, but we didn't go. but when i was at the freestyle.ch i heard he kissed 14 girls in on night. prbly took one home too.
May 9 2011 7:12PM
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May 9 2011 7:34PM
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BEARS.
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i feel so creepy
May 9 2011 7:54PM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
Definitely Jon, Kevin Rolland, or Schlopy.
May 9 2011 8:10PM
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hamburgler
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
what about that beautiful specimen who took home first place at JOI? what a fucking hunk!
May 9 2011 8:17PM
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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
haha posting pics of 15 year old skiers girlfriends
May 9 2011 8:22PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
creepy
May 9 2011 8:23PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
creepy
May 9 2011 8:23PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
I dont know how much of this I can believe, really...
May 9 2011 9:35PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
ba da cchh
May 9 2011 10:07PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
im 13, its hardly creepy. but its still fucking weird that he actually posted the picture, a link wouldve done...
May 9 2011 10:09PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
If there is one thing you never want to admit, it is this.

You could say you are gay, have had sex with your cousin, are transgender, or any other selection of things, and people are tolerant and respectful.

You say you're 13, though.... Shit's gonna go down.
May 9 2011 10:10PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
you guys ever see bobby brown's fb before he got famous? even then he had women all over him, i doubt he's got any less now... My vote is for bobby.
May 9 2011 10:13PM
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Z-Juice
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Ahmet
May 9 2011 10:13PM
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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
got that arab swag
May 9 2011 10:26PM
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Anathema
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it's not about getting the most babes, it's about getting the one that's pure quality
May 9 2011 10:30PM
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pbandj
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i wish that thread wasn't deleted.
May 9 2011 10:39PM
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Rachy
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In defense of the female species... At least if Bobby Brown is hitting on you, it probably means you are the best looking female in the room.... And when you live in a small ski town... it's just natural. I'd say most of the females I know that permanently live in ski towns have hooked up with at least one athlete... But you aren't a pro ho until you seek it out.

On that note, I'm patiently waiting for Jon to break up with his girlfriend and then visit Mammoth.
May 9 2011 10:43PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
ah fuck i dont really care, theres a solid 10 people on here that know how old i am and it doesnt really bother me, i really didnt think anybody cared. besides, theres so many other kids on here that are anywhere from 12-16 and theyre way more fucked up than i am
May 9 2011 10:47PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Will Wesson
May 9 2011 10:54PM
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GeorgeCrotty
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May 9 2011 11:07PM
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futurespin
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Schlopy without a doubt. At Xgames opening night he had so many gorgeous girls coming up and trying to talk to him.. And he hadn't even won anything yet.


And I remember hearing back in 07 when he won the ussa junior olympics in Steamboat that he had a threesome with two insanely hot european girls.. and schlopy was barely 14!
May 10 2011 12:20AM
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ECB
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this is implying what?
May 10 2011 11:58AM
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84891jnf92048
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im saying you fucked your cousin, people love you. (including myself)

you say you're 13, and you are the scum of the internet.

not saying that having vaginal or any other sort of intercourse with your cousin is bad, just kinda weird, but hey, i can think of a cousin or two that i would fuck.

May 10 2011 2:33PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19
Probably all of your freinds...
May 10 2011 2:56PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238

bobby brown. im fairly certain any girl would do anything and everything he wanted.

May 10 2011 3:09PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
your right every lifty just goes homes and masturbates till there dick bleeds


you caught me.
May 10 2011 3:15PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
@nebula well seeing as NS is dominated by 15 year-olds anyways i don't see the problem, besides its not like im some super ignorant kid. really whats the big deal with being younger? you all were to at some point

@osamaisdead i fucking hate you, but im not going to bother calling you out again
May 10 2011 3:16PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I was in tremblant and told these girls i was a pro, they belived me and we hooked up. Easy as that. Girls don't care when they're drunk, espescially Quebec Girls.
May 10 2011 3:59PM
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Yossarian
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 56
Jon - his quality of babes beats out any number of babes that any other pro skier gets.
May 10 2011 4:05PM
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victoriaseim
Posts: 45 - Karma: 15
got girlfriends i think
May 10 2011 4:15PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
lol at this thread but i think henrik harlaut does..
May 10 2011 4:19PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19

you dont need to "@" him when you quote him jesus christ.

And the site is mostly 20+ year old bro.. There was a poll not too long ago!

May 10 2011 6:48PM
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special_k10101
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agreed. technical magazines and descriptions of point and shoot digital cameras make them ladies flock.
May 10 2011 7:41PM
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Ski_Alot
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as a 15 year old pervert, i am loving this
May 10 2011 7:44PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Sorry for not keeping up on all the polls, they don't interest me to much. And I'm not your bro, guy.
May 10 2011 7:53PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
thats the best pic ever hahaha relistically we all know that jon would if he was single and since he's not probbs alex or bobby
May 10 2011 7:58PM
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Parrish
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hes not your guy, dude
May 10 2011 8:05PM
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