Thread name sais it all!! I feel like laughing tonight so tell us your epic drunk stories!
I will start:
First summer party 3 years ago. Finished my last exam for pre-university (CEGEP) that day so I was kind of feeling like having a blast. Start drinking at my friend's house in the basement, usual boyz get crunk night. After about an hour start to feel a bit tipsy, had 2-3 beers +1-2 drinks dont exacly remember (you'll hunderstand why soon enough), my friend my friend's holding a bottle of vodka and he's like ''Hey! Fred just chug rest of the bottle and we all give you 5$'' and I'm like ''eeh ok''... shit just got real. My friends get all pumped, the only cup that was big enough for what was left in the bottle was the one on top of our shaker, so we take it, put all the vodka in it, we read on the cup there's exacly 500ml of vodka left. I then just chug all of it one shot kill in like 10 second like it's fucking water. Water that burns your throat a lot but w-e just man-up. 15-20 minutes later I'm outside puking my life (18yr old 140lb lightweight wtf u expected stupid kid). 1h later I'm semi-coma or may be full coma hard to say in my friend's bathrom my friends just raped me (no homo) with black marker/slaps/pictures/etc. Hours later evryone's sleeping or gone, they left me in the toilet in case I puke egan.
During the night I wake up from like coma and I feel like I need to take the biggest shit ever. At this moment I'm litteraly all over the toilet but Inside what's left of my brain I have no idea where the fuck I am and I feel more drunk then ever, evrything is dark it prbly wasn't but fuck I was prbly blind, I try to stand up and walk to go to the toilet but I absoloutly can't. I crawl out of the toilet, ... looking for the toilet and after max 5 meters I'm in the laundry and I can't hold it any more so I just quickly take my pants down and the biggest muddiest shit ever comes out right in the middle of the floor of my friend's laundry. I then crawl back to a spot and fall asleep.
Next morning at like 1pm my friend's ''WHAT THE FUCK!!!'' wakes me up. I was still feeling more drunk then ever ahahah but w-e cleaned my shit and he gave me a lift back home, slept all day. Next morning I'm still hung-over as fuck, 3 days later I started feeling better. Worked hard for that 35$!!
GO!! we all have at least 1 epic drunk story your turn tell us your epic drunk stories!!
inb4 cool story bro, would be waaaaaay too easy
