Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

How do you take bindings off skis?

profile picture
Hoshino
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
?
Apr 27 2011 6:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
#3 posidrive screw driver, be careful not to strip the screws on the way out
Apr 27 2011 6:07PM
0 0
profile picture
JakobS
Posts: 324 - Karma: 64
Hand+Screwdriver=Win
Apr 27 2011 6:08PM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Crowbar.
Apr 27 2011 6:21PM
0 0
profile picture
No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
2 part military spec epoxy
Apr 27 2011 6:31PM
0 0
profile picture
spkillah
Posts: 515 - Karma: 86
A jack hammer?
Apr 27 2011 6:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
yelling at them works pretty well
Apr 27 2011 6:34PM
0 0
profile picture
T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
Win.
Apr 27 2011 6:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
hahahahhahahahaha
Apr 27 2011 6:43PM
0 0
profile picture
RJ_Res
Posts: 628 - Karma: 292
You take it to a shop. It's really not worth fucking anything over.
Apr 27 2011 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
unscrew the screws with a posidrive #3 i think
Apr 27 2011 7:16PM
0 0
profile picture
585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
i tried it once
Apr 27 2011 9:10PM
0 0
profile picture
californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
just tried it...youre a liar
Apr 27 2011 9:21PM
0 0
profile picture
monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
thats cause u tried taking the bindings off the skis! you have to take the skis off the bindings...durrr
try yelling at the skis this time!
Apr 27 2011 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611

I lold

Apr 27 2011 10:23PM
0 0
profile picture
LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
I know retarded kids who can take bindings off skis.
Apr 27 2011 10:36PM
0 0
profile picture
zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
???

Click for larger image
Apr 28 2011 12:54AM
0 0
profile picture
AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522
Why r u guys being so mean to him? First cover your skis completely in snow. Second light a fire near the covered skis. Next sacrifice a live chicken while throwing black powder on the fire while simultaneously praying to Zor the god of binding removal, and singing an old negro spiritual. Lastly uncover your skis and newly freed bindings.
Apr 28 2011 3:57AM
0 0
profile picture
BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
Gypsy magic
Apr 28 2011 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
phreshpow
Posts: 834 - Karma: 133
if you ski hard enough, they come off by themselves...
Apr 28 2011 10:37PM
0 0
profile picture
ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
sawzall
Apr 29 2011 3:31AM
0 0
profile picture
X-REY
Posts: 996 - Karma: 387
only if you're Vin Diesel
Apr 29 2011 8:26AM
0 0
profile picture
@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
Drill a hole in the middle of the screw. Pack gunpowder into it light it and binding will pop off
Apr 29 2011 8:55AM
0 0
profile picture
monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
Click for larger image
Apr 29 2011 11:12AM
0 0
profile picture
Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Thats the hardest I have ever laughed on NS, you sir win.

Hahaha I thought you were a noob who was actually going to give him real advice. Great post +k
Apr 29 2011 11:54AM
0 0
profile picture
Mt_Baker_Man
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 105
Yes... yes they will! Sometimes only some of the binding comes off though...
Apr 29 2011 11:23PM
0 0
profile picture
HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apr 30 2011 8:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
penis.
Apr 30 2011 8:58AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)