So I just got back from skiing indoors with a crew from the UK, and some of the most insane tricks went down. We had all our boys around us, just like pushing each other, and stoking each other out. One guy was so stoked, he shit himself. Another dumped his wife by SMS, because, quote "skiing just fucked me so hard, I've switched sexuality"
Part-time Matt Walker look-a-like, Danny "Roockley" Roockley decided this was the perfect time to try the world's first quad.
So we built a huge booter
which turned out to be perfect.
Danny took the quad deep, and landed it perfectly. Here he is coming round for his fourth rotation.
and claimed it:
Also he's ginger, and therefore classified as a disabled athlete.
Sorry to rain on your parades, Russ and Bobby, but looks like you're going to have to step your games up